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Nasty. Well do what makes you happy, forest-dweller.
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March Wrasslin' |OT2| The Road To Raw After Wrestlemania XXX has begun....
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Nasty. Well do what makes you happy, forest-dweller.
Seriously, women dig the beard. It's insane how many compliments I've gotten since I grew mine.
People never used to compliment me on my looks, so that's a whole new and weird experience for me.
I have nothing but respect for FunSlower and his flavor saver, Perspicacity.
IT'S BAYLEY!
Dean is built like a tank now. Dem gains. See what a weight room can do for you, indie kids? #chrisheroyouidiot
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Filthy. This fad shall pass. Soul patch only forever. Gives you personality with none of the scusting shit.
Much like Prince Iaukea, he's royalty.
Zack Ryder might be the biggest loser I've ever seen in wrestling. That stuff is embarrassing. Maybe instead of making internet videos about nostalgia and his lack of a push that only highlight his poor promo skills, maybe he should go up to Vince (a man well known for giving chances to those who show balls and initiative) and tell him he wants the ball and why he can be trusted to run with it.
All these videos do is make Zack Ryder look like a pansy who is too afraid to REALLY get the big push he thinks he deserves. You could either A. Go up to Vince/HHH/Stephanie and lay out why you deserve what you think you deserve and how you're going to work to get it, or B. Make a bunch of sappy youtube videos complaining about how your career has turned out in the hopes that maybe someday the boss (who is 10 years behind just about everything) will see it and realize that you're actually pretty good. Who the fuck chooses B? And who the fuck would want to push the guy that chooses B over A?
Coldnoodle
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Dean is built like a tank now. Dem gains. See what a weight room can do for you, indie kids? #chrisheroyouidiot
Natalya wants the D
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So guys....my girlfriend who I've only known for a month but is simply amazing in any way I can ask is a fan but has never been to a live show. I've pretty much decided I am taking her with me to the Ring of Honor Best In The World 2014 show in Nashville, TN....would also mean a couple of nights in a hotel together, but hey, that is another thing entirely.
So this will be her first live show....thing is though. I have front row already. Front row is gone so I can't get that for her. Third row is still there and GA is still there.
Do I keep my prized front row and get her a GA seat (her preference over third row) or do I try and sell my front row and buy two GA? I'm kind of torn because she would actually be ok with either, because she's cool like that.
Also, she has never seen Ring of Honor, her only exposure to wrestling has been WWE and TNA...so I am resolving that issue quickly.
So this will be her first live show....thing is though. I have front row already. Front row is gone so I can't get that for her. Third row is still there and GA is still there.
Do I keep my prized front row and get her a GA seat (her preference over third row) or do I try and sell my front row and buy two GA? I'm kind of torn because she would actually be ok with either, because she's cool like that.
Also, she has never seen Ring of Honor, her only exposure to wrestling has been WWE and TNA...so I am resolving that issue quickly.
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Never forget this Total Divas moment:
Probably better suited for the Dating OT, better advice there.
Probably better suited for the Dating OT, better advice there.
Sit with your girl mate, those two rows won't hurt you and she'll definitely appreciate the gesture, even if she doesn't seem to care either way.
Never forget this Total Divas moment:
Borderline Buscemi eyes there...
This. Share the experience! (Plus you can make her do the drinks run)
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She's picturing it.
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Honestly do you think that sitting alone in an ROH crowd would be a positive first live wrestling experience for anyone? Sell the first row and just get two GA, otherwise don't expect her to ever come to another show.
Yeah, the reactions have been pretty surprising for me. But it's like... a completely and totally different group of women giving me attention now who wouldn't before, which is so great as I really didn't care for the yuppies who used to be into me.
He should have sent it to Dr. Theszlove.
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Why would you not want to be getting laid by women with money? That's the best kind, they can appreciate the finer things.
Oh wait, beard.
Perspicacity
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Yuppies don't have money, they just pretend like they do.
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Sounds like what I'd expect from a beard-laden Occupy Wall Street supporter!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZkpxeRgYgw
Let's compare:
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It's obvious which one of them fell out of the Bad Fashion Tree and hit every branch on the way down.
The guy with the belt and the dodgy hat?
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You can tell he spends money. Good champion.
Hey, you should be happy. He might ask his driver to drive economically to Wrestlemania.
"Daniel Bryan has not shown up. Therefore, your winner and advancing to the main event by default... TRIPLE H".
hmmmm
Christberg
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He's a typical SeaPortland type hippy-ster. On the one hand, the guy's clearly good with money and concerned about his health, which bodes well for a long career. On the other hand, this is something straight out of those "impotent rage" cartoons in GTA V.
Coldnoodle
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Who's the midget on the left
Drew Brees, the knucklehead quarterback of the Saints.
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Luger with that it should have been me face
Ugh, we seriously live in a world where Tyler Perry is a role model?
Nearly spit out my coffee.
WWE made a Triple H & Chyna porno? Goddamn.
lovely ladies
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Damn, Bryan's knocked off Cena as de facto spokesman.
Here comes trouble.
I'm torn whether this Devitt thing is just a swerve by NJPW, or is the real deal.
If it is reeeeeal, then are we going to end up with a watered-down WWE "character", or will Devitt going to use the opportunity to reinvent himself into something greater than he has been?
I wish I could feel positive about this....
If it is reeeeeal, then are we going to end up with a watered-down WWE "character", or will Devitt going to use the opportunity to reinvent himself into something greater than he has been?
I wish I could feel positive about this....
Bryan's beard isn't actually that bad here. If it looked like this all the time I wouldn't have a problem with it.
Unfortunately it's probably photoshopped.
Perspicacity
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I just wanted to highlight this post for the WrassleGAF race relations watchdog group.
I'm more interested in how Jimmy Kimmel is on that list.
Spider from Mars
tap that thorax
Devitt signed with the WWE?
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My sadness is reeeeeeeal
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My sadness is reeeeeeeal
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IT'S BAYLEY!
Dean is built like a tank now. Dem gains. See what a weight room can do for you, indie kids? #chrisheroyouidiot
I guess it's like the NBA point guard effect where someone like Jason Kidd (6'4", 210 lbs.) seems tiny running around a court with all those giants that just look average on TV. Same with Ambrose (6'4", 225 lbs.) being in the ring with Seth Rollins (6'1", 217 lbs.) (WTF, Rollins is smaller than Ambrose?) and Roman Reigns (6'3", 265 lbs.).
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Looks like they 'shopped the birthmark thing from Brees' face.
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