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[bean breath]

I've been arguing for awhile that if people (fans of Daniel Bryan, et al.) have a problem with what they are seeing in the WWE, they can do several things: not buy a PPV, not buy a ticket, and don't watch Raw/Smackdown/WWE Network.

At this point, I feel that if HHH says he's going to win at WrestleMania, he will. Then people paying for WrestleMania should then ask for their money back.

We could try calling in to JR's or Steve Austin's podcast and voicing our concerns.

 

[Perspicacity]

bean breath this is your most boring post recap yet. I feel like your heart isn't in it.

 

[Showaddy]

Brock's just putting over young up and comer Mean Mark Callaway.

Mean Mark aint forgotten that excessive blading at No Mercy, he's been waiting 12 years for Brock to pay his dues.

 

[bean breath]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Hulk Hogan! Show saved.

I hope you payed close attention to his skullet.

 

[Dick Justice]

So is Brock breaking the streak? That's the only thing that makes sense with such a weak ass build to the match, making Brock look like a complete bitch every week. wtf.

Well this is the same company that jobbed him out to Cena in his first match back. Maybe Vince is still desperately trying to get his revenge for Brock leaving in 2004.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Mean Mark aint forgotten that excessive blading at No Mercy, he's been waiting 12 years for Brock to pay his dues.

.

 

[bean breath]

Go pronounce more things wrong you stupid old cunt

Bite you tongue, he's one of your people.

 

[Data West]

Bean Breath, you think I forgot about those comments you made about me earlier? You'll be hearing from my lawyer, brother. Just like TNA heard from Daffney's

 

[lovely ladies]

.

They should have this staredown in the promos for the match.

 

[Sanjuro]

I hope you payed close attention to his skullet.

I'm not sure why I would care.

 

[polyh3dron]

Just catching up on RAW. LOL @ the pointing thing with Bork and Taker, why do they still even do this whole thing where guys booked to wrestle at a PPV say "LETS FIGHT NOW" and they have a tiny scuffle at best and then say "NO WE WILL SETTLE THIS AT THE PPV SO PEOPLE PAY FOR IT". It's so old hat.

Also, LOL @ the UFC Weidman vs Machida PPV commercial. UFC announced earlier today that that fight is off since Weidman has an knee injury.

 

[serenewarfare]

Just catching up on RAW. LOL @ the pointing thing with Bork and Taker, why do they still even do this whole thing where guys booked to wrestle at a PPV say "LETS FIGHT NOW" and they have a tiny scuffle at best and then say "NO WE WILL SETTLE THIS AT THE PPV SO PEOPLE PAY FOR IT". It's so old hat.

Also, LOL @ the UFC Weidman vs Machida PPV commercial. UFC announced earlier today that that fight is off since Weidman has an elbow injury.

Fight is still happening. Just not in May. July 4th weekend. And it's a knee injury.

 

[bean breath]

Fuck you Miz.

PLEASE LET ARNOLD WIN THE BATTLE ROYAL

FUCK OFF MIZ

Yay... it's the Miz...

Please crush Miz. You can bury him all you like.

Fuck you Miz!

Miz actually made me laugh with his promo.

 

[darkside31337]

Just catching up on RAW. LOL @ the pointing thing with Bork and Taker, why do they still even do this whole thing where guys booked to wrestle at a PPV say "LETS FIGHT NOW" and they have a tiny scuffle at best and then say "NO WE WILL SETTLE THIS AT THE PPV SO PEOPLE PAY FOR IT". It's so old hat.

Also, LOL @ the UFC Weidman vs Machida PPV commercial. UFC announced earlier today that that fight is off since Weidman has an elbow injury.

When are they going to replace the PPV signs with WWE Network signs? This would make more sense.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

I think this is the first keyfabe post in the history of Raw live posting in WrassleGaf.

I mean that shit just took me out of an actually more than decent fatal-4-way match. It was too obvious of a set up and Sheamus didn't do it.

But I guess that's wrestling on the internet, "the people forgot to be fans".

 

[bean breath]

Ah yes, the half-black, half-Samoan hero from Greece, Hercules.

Racist.

 

[DMczaf]

Men today don't think of baseball when they want an unwanted boner to go away, they think of Big Show's entrance music.

 

[Data West]

chilly

 

[bean breath]

Do a Jecht shot!

Jecht Shot made blitzball way too easy!

Hey dirtbags, keep it in Gaming Side while Raw is on.

 

[avengers23]

I wish this many people would post during Impact

 

[Spider from Mars]

 

[bean breath]

X-Men: DOFP has a promotional tie-in with Carl's Jr.? It's doomed to failure according to my Fast Food Formula. Only McDonalds and BK guarantee box office success.

 

[DMczaf]

X-Men: DOFP has a promotional tie-in with Carl's Jr.? It's doomed to failure according to my Fast Food Formula. Only McDonalds and BK guarantee box office success.

 

[Gorillaz]

Those MMAksana gifs

 

[lovely ladies]

Last Carl's Jr summer movie promotion was for the Man of Steel.

 

[bean breath]

Would it kill them to give Reigns more than one line?

Baby girl, actions speak louder than words.

 

[bean breath]

I legitimately do not understand CM Punk chants? Do people not realize he walked out on them?

You're just as much a part of him leaving as anything else, Pescado.

 

[bean breath]

Cena's new shirt is what a sex criminal says.

Cena's new shirt is like Kobe Bryant in a Colorado hotel room.

 

[Professor Beef]

Hey dirtbags, keep it in Gaming Side while Raw is on.

You can stick it.

 

[El Pescado]

You're just as much a part of him leaving as anything else, Pescado.

I am the physical manifestation of Phil Brooks' insecurities!

 

[bean breath]

Booty Pebbles...fucking Christ.

I think you're projecting there, Shark Johnson.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

I don't think I'm ready for a Net Wrecker acting positive again. It feels wrong.

Always remember that if I don't post about something and it seems like I watched the whole show, that's because it was boring and I skipped it. My post only covers like an hour of Raw, which should tell you what I thought of the rest. It's not all flowers and cotton candy, but sometimes you don't feel like talking about the bad stuff, nah'mean.

 

[Professor Beef]

Always remember that if I don't post about something and it seems like I watched the whole show, that's because it was boring and I skipped it. My post only covers like an hour of Raw, which should tell you what I thought of the rest. It's not all flowers and cotton candy, but sometimes you don't feel like talking about the bad stuff, nah'mean.

Going from Net_Wrecker to Net_Positive after one Raw? What has Aiii done to you???

 

[HOMEBOY OVER HERE]

They seriously need to turn Cena heel. Bring back a 2004 heel cena w/o the rapper gimmick. Have him insult the crowd and tout that he is the greatest champion of all time. He could start fighting dirty and hitting people with that big dumb chain he used to carry around. Remember the "chain game" ? lmao. Would bring so much heat and actually make him somewhat interesting again. Will it ever happen? Probably never. He's consistently the most boo'd guy on the roster and lately hasn't been able to work the crowd as a face. WWE has a ton of new faces that are on fire that they could build the company around. I want to see Cena snap the RAW after WM.

 

[bean breath]

Let's start thinking of a chant for Luke Harper, friends.

MMAGaf has their own vernacular and trademark posting style. The telltale sign of a hostile and insular community.

 

[polyh3dron]

Fight is still happening. Just not in May. July 4th weekend. And it's a knee injury.

But not at UFC 172 on Memorial Day Weekend. Good thing tickets don't go on sale until Friday or they would've put in a really shitty replacement main event. Hell, they probably still will.

 

[Vylash]

They seriously need to turn Cena heel. Bring back a 2004 heel cena w/o the rapper gimmick. Have him insult the crowd and tout that he is the greatest champion of all time. He could start fighting dirty and hitting people with that big dumb chain he used to carry around. Remember the "chain game" ? lmao. Would bring so much heat and actually make him somewhat interesting again. Will it ever happen? Probably never. He's consistently the most boo'd guy on the roster and lately hasn't been able to work the crowd as a face. WWE has a ton of new faces that are on fire that they could build the company around. I want to see Cena snap the RAW after WM.

As long as kids suck up that merch and he keeps being a generally cool dude with all of his wish granting, this will not happen

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Going from Net_Wrecker to Net_Positive after one Raw? What has Aiii done to you???

You people say "nyahh, why don't you guize stop the gimmicks posts, nyahh *adjust Revenge of The Nerds glasses*" then you turn around and criticize me when I decide to show more depth and praise some things they did right in what's ultimately been a flat build to WM xXx

WHAT DO YOU WANT. I thought this was the Reality Era.

FINE. FINE. RAW SUCKED. MINUS 9 STARS.

 

[bean breath]

I'd really like to see a cena heel turn. He's been stale for years now. He was never very good in the first place (wont go into that), but he would be able to bring the heat well if he started insulting the crowd.

You're welcome.

 

[bean breath]

Great worker.
Mediocre talker.
Disgusting appearance.
A legit 6'5".

Why isn't Luke Harper getting a Mania push?

Doesn't have a full head of hair

 

[Chamber]

MMAGaf has their own vernacular and trademark posting style. The telltale sign of a hostile and insular community.

Insular, yes but to call us hostile is a bit harsh, friend.

 

[bean breath]

Cena is the sacrificial lamb, or something. Hence why his arms were tied up it's like being on a cross without it being a cross and offending religious folks.

Forgive them, Vince, for they know not what they do.

 

[bean breath]

Cena got lamb'd.

Spoiler

Or is it a llama?... Who knows.

It's a Llama, bro.

It's a camel.

It's Lilian Garcia.

...oh my god...

 

[bean breath]

WE THE PEOPLE

god damn that we the people gimmick is over

That is a racist gimmick and you two should be ashamed.

 

[NastyBook]

That is a racist gimmick and you two should be ashamed.

I'm black and I love it. It's great how it has none of the baggage it's actually supposed to have. Their theme is the fucking business. I would love to be back in a high school band that picks it up and plays it. And Zeb's signs are fucking hilarious.

 

[bean breath]

Rollins is like a cat, dude is nimble and lands on his feet with the greatest of ease.

 

[Plywood]

On the other hand, I loved this. Fuck you Miz.

I love how everyone couldn't pronounce Joe Manganiello's last name.

 

[DMczaf]

I love how everyone couldn't pronounce Joe Manganiello's last name.

Give them a break, they couldn't pronounce Harper's name tonight while the fans were chanting for him so they resorted to saying "Cena sure does invoke passion in the WWE Universe!"

 

[Professor Beef]

You people say "nyahh, why don't you guize stop the gimmicks posts, nyahh *adjust Revenge of The Nerds glasses*" then you turn around and criticize me when I decide to show more depth and praise some things they did right in what's ultimately been a flat build to WM xXx

WHAT DO YOU WANT. I thought this was the Reality Era.

FINE. FINE. RAW SUCKED. MINUS 9 STARS.

I don't mind Net_Positive. I just wanna see more people getting Wrecked™, nah mean?

 

[bean breath]

LET'S

DO

...THIIIIIIIIIIS?

let's do thiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIS

lets do thiii *voive crack* iisss

Let's do thiiiiiiiiiihisssss.

LETS

DO

THIAAAAAA

Brock is truly the Howard Dean of Pro Wrestling.