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[strobogo]

I just spent an hour re-reading Strobogo reviews.

You're a national treasure Stro. You're giving a lot of people some great stuff to read and watch. I love it.

Cena has definitely put on mass since 04

I saw from that Muscle and Fitness interview that he put on 25 lbs in 10 years so 2.5 lbs of muscle a year is definitely attainable and realistic. I'm sure that he is on something and I refuse to believe that he hasn't ever taken anything considering his BB roots.

I guess I meant more that he hasn't lost any size or gained any fat in a decade with the craziest schedule this side of Hogan in the 80s. He's in his mid 30s, which is past the point most men have their testosterone dropping off. He's had numerous injuries that should really hamper weight lifting (borked neck, triceps tear, torn peck, bad back). He gets more swoll every year. I've never seen a top guy go as long as he has without getting out of shape or getting smaller. I just have a really hard time believing he isn't on something.

I put this on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_xFpI0FDQ8

Why do you try to hurt me so much?

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

That shit was legit brother

Not an episode. Went on for like 3-4 weeks. Every week he gave away a total of $1,000,000 ($50,000 to one person, $100,000 to another, etc.). Continued every week until they did the stage collapse angle. Was legit too, he actually gave away money.

Oh man, I wasn't watching during that time.

I guess that's one way to get ratings.

 

[FallingEdge]

I swear man, if my face wasn't attached to my head I'd lose that too
It's all because work is making me work in a satellite office, makes me freaking lose everything

Just have to hope it's in there tomorrow. If not I'm pawning my ROH ticket on Stubhub and using the money for whiskey to DROWN MY SORROWS
PS my Sony Gold Headset is sick/Infamous is pretty good yo *Orbital Drop*

no doooooood we need to kick it and eat pizza

 

[Deleted member 47027]

This shit right here

Goddamn

Must-see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNDE7MLvdzw

Will put a lot of you who aren't familiar with Zeb's old shit...you'll love him so much more. Amazing

 

[DMczaf]

Why do you try to hurt me so much?

You're not ready for Pitty City?

Spoiler

I hurt you like the Nasty Boys hurt green jobbers just trying to earn a living.

 

[slightconfuse]

dean has a great dusty impression

 

[BronsonLee]

no doooooood we need to kick it and eat pizza

OK fine, I'll just mug someone instead for lunch money

 

[lovely ladies]

Oh man, I wasn't watching during that time.

I guess that's one way to get ratings.

I thought this gif was from those episodes, don't remember much about that angle either (soon to be replaced by Oculus guy)

 

[DMczaf]

What happened to Guest Time Keepers and Guest Ring Announcers at WM?

 

[strobogo]

This shit right here

Goddamn

Must-see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNDE7MLvdzw

Will put a lot of you who aren't familiar with Zeb's old shit...you'll love him so much more. Amazing

Dutch was probably my favorite guy on the Memphis set until around 1986/1987 when his body was breaking down. He was so good at everything. He'd punch you in the face. He's lariatoooo the shit out of you. He'd do amateur stuff. He'd do submissions. He'd do high spots. He'd do bloody brawls. He'd talk you into selling your mom to get a ticket to see his matches. He's a guy who gets EVERYTHING about wrestling. WWE should beg him to be a part of creative or at least send him down to NXT once a month. It's hard for me to comprehend that WWE has Dutch and Heyman under contract and doesn't have either of them working in a creative aspect or helping out in NXT.

He was also a fine guitar player

It's really a shame that the only exposure most people have to him is from WCW when he was at the very tail end of his career or as a manager for shitheads like the Harris Brothers in the WWF. It's like judging Harley Race solely on his WWF run. I hope the Memphis footage rights eventually gets sorted out so the world can be exposed to how much of a BAMF Dutch Mantel was in his time. WWE has Dusty, Dutch, Heyman, and Lawler (who booked a ton in Memphis) on their books. There is zero reason for the shows to have so few storylines and even fewer compelling storylines.

What happened to Guest Time Keepers and Guest Ring Announcers at WM?

JTT got too big for the business and took his ball and went home.

 

[DMczaf]

I saw that! You quoted Nasty Boys TWICE! You love it! I knew it!

 

[strobogo]

I saw that! You quoted Nasty Boys TWICE! You love it! I knew it!

You didn't see dick you piece of shit. Why don't you go watch WM2000 and then jerk off to how great Skinner, Kwang, MoM, Adam Bomb, and Bastian Booger were.

 

[DMczaf]

They need to recreate the WMX ending with Daniel Bryan. Having the entire locker room come out and celebrate with him, putting him on their shoulders. It really is an effective ending, and makes you really think "This is THE guy now."

 

[Macho Madness]

that really is his best look

I wonder if they'd let him cut his hair/trim his beard at this point, though. half his merch has a silhouette of his fucking hair/beard for some reason.

Word via Meltzer is he'd just assume cut it but WWE sees it as marketing. And it appears to be working.

 

[lovely ladies]

They need to recreate the WMX ending with Daniel Bryan. Having the entire locker room come out and celebrate with him, putting him on their shoulders. It really is an effective ending, and makes you really think "This is THE guy now."

Watch Cena try to get himself up on Big Show's other shoulder, lol.

 

[DMczaf]

You didn't see dick you piece of shit. Why don't you go watch WM2000 and then jerk off to how great Skinner, Kwang, MoM, Adam Bomb, and Bastian Booger were.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Watch Cena try to get himself up on Big Show's other shoulder, lol.

#TheFutureGoesThroughMe

#MyLegacy

 

[Plywood]

The weird part is that he sells it like a body blow.

 

[strobogo]

 

[DMczaf]

The weird part is that he sells it like a body blow.

Do you blame him? When's the last time he had to sell the dreaded BUTT PUNCH?

 

[Plywood]

Do you blame him? When's the last time he had to sell the dreaded BUTT PUNCH?

Am I supposed to believe his butt was punched so hard the force was sent all the way through to his stomach?

BECAUSE BAH GAWD DMCZAF HE MAY HAVE EXPLODED THAT BUTTCHEEK IF SO

 

[Macho Madness]

Oh man, I wasn't watching during that time.

I guess that's one way to get ratings.

It didn't work, though.

 

[lovely ladies]

Christian should butt punch Bubba when he comes back to the WWE and set up a feud.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

I couldn't improv a butt punch sell, for sure.

 

[strobogo]

Those thigh bands have to go. They're SO lame and don't even make sense to have since the rugby thing was dropped over a year ago.

 

[Plywood]

He wears them to feel less naked.

 

[DMczaf]

This week's Countdown show is killing me. This month's $9.99 was worth it for this alone.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

He wears them to feel less naked.

That didn't stop a fan from violating him though.

 

[lovely ladies]

I have to wonder if that butt slap was intentional or inadvertent.

 

[DMczaf]

I have to wonder if that butt slap was intentional or inadvertent.

His reaction makes me think it was inadvertent. He has that "Oh fuck, 5M people just watched me touch Cesaro's ass..." face.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

He definitely wanted to slap/touch him, but he may have been aiming for his back, and got a handful of man ass instead.

 

[DMczaf]

 

[lovely ladies]

Sid looks like a damn TV insurance agent. Who's that calling honey? "It's Sid... from State Farm."

 

[Shadowlink]

Sid looks like a damn TV insurance agent. Who's that calling honey? "It's Sid... from State Farm."

Imagine getting calls from Sid late at night.

 

[DMczaf]

#thirsty

 

[Vylash]

Sid looks like a damn TV insurance agent. Who's that calling honey? "It's Sid... from State Farm."

Kane should hire him

 

[Data West]

*thinking about cult stuff*

 

[Professor Beef]

*thinking about cult stuff*

#JustCultThings

 

[DMczaf]

Ambrose's Dusty impression

http://networkandsharingcenter.tumb...re-dean-ambrose-does-dusty-rhodes-i-love-this

 

[Spider from Mars]

#ImpactNation grows!

If TNA goes down, they go down. Until then, I'm on board to enjoy the ride.

 

[Edgeward]

So I don't think Big E is ever gonna improve. His match tonight fell flat. He has no mean streak, no real impact to his moves and little mic work.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

So I don't think Big E is ever gonna improve. His match tonight fell flat. He has no mean streak, no real impact to his moves and little mic work.

But his Twitter account.

 

[Vylash]

So I don't think Big E is ever gonna improve. His match tonight fell flat. He has no mean streak, no real impact to his moves and little mic work.

He would at least be entertaining if he had the 5 count, but nope

 

[bean breath]

So I don't think Big E is ever gonna improve. His match tonight fell flat. He has no mean streak, no real impact to his moves and little mic work.

NXT though.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Remember that "Tower of Doom" indy flier someone posted here a week ago?

 

[Edgeward]

So I heard you like rings.

 

[blackaroni]

But his Twitter account.

NXT though.

 

[DiscoJon]

Joe Manganiello (the guy that was on RAW last night) does a killer Macho Man impersonation.
OOOOH YEAH!

 

[Data West]

I really like seeing Scott Hall sober. He sounds so happy, and he seems like such a cool dude. One of the friendliest wrestlers you could meet.

I like that they said when Lex wrestled Owen at a house show, Lex did 50 turnbuckle head slams to him