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[31GhostsIV]

Vince - "Are you... on the card? No, you'll be in the local park picking up crap with the kids! I'd send Lawler, but his court history causes complications HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA HA"

 

[blackaroni]

so glad you're back bean

Goldberg on his current run, in case you're still deluding yourself that the match will be anything other than the drizzling shits

“I’ll be honest, I’m miserable. I’m absolutely miserable. But my family’s having fun, man. And so, every single thing, every training session, every ART massage that makes me cry, every muay thai session, it’s all worth it, man. It’s just worth it. And, hey, at the end of the day, if I want to smile, I’ll buy a car. That’s how I’m happy. I did, I bought one on the way back from [Survivor Series in] Toronto because I worked my ass off.”

“Nobody get me wrong when I say I’ve been miserable throughout this, but I am. I’m miserable. I’m bloated 24 hours a day. I’m stressed 24 hours a day. I don’t sleep, but it’s a small price to pay.”

Did this dude say he worked his ass off? He's complaining about working one day a week lol

 

[Into the Light]

This really should have been WM main event this year.

Except HHH told Omega you'll have a chance, what you do with it is up to you.

Omega probably hung up after that.

 

[Beefy]

.

I feel sick.

 

[cordy]

Look at that boy's eyes. He knows.

He ready.

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

I feel sick.

Agreed. Why did he think red lipstick was a good idea? Idiot.

 

[Bluekaveli]

You should go help them Markladin.

-Owensisnow

 

[Beefy]

Agreed. Why did he think red lipstick was a good idea? Idiot.

I was talking about Nicole swearing.

 

[Oersted]

Proposal practice

 

[cordy]

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sport...charlotte-bayley-sasha/99672172/?sf66669215=1

2 things

1 - Dana is still taking an L.
2 - Bliss is officially part of the "Top NXT Women" thing so she's officially the 5th member it seems. Props to her.

 

[Hasney]

Proposal practice

Animals would not be allowed due to John Cena house rule 403382: No animals

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

I was talking about Nicole swearing.

Oh, er, um...right...

...

 

[Bluekaveli]

Smackdown viewership was up, 2.698.

 

[Kaladin]

I'd love to see the behind the scenes stuff on them building a working roller coaster into the Wrestlemania set. That can't be legit....I mean, don't these things require testing and stuff that can't typically be done inside of a week?

 

[Mahonay]

I'd love to see the behind the scenes stuff on them building a working roller coaster into the Wrestlemania set. That can't be legit....I mean, don't these things require testing and stuff that can't typically be done inside of a week?

I really don't think it will be a working roller coaster. That seems too crazy.

 

[Luschient]

Fucking real talk....what are your plans for Sunday before/during WM?

My tentative schedule (on dat Central timezone):

2pm - my wife/kids don't care about WM whatsoever so I invited a few buddies; will start to show up around this time....I've been on a Corona kick so I'll be sticking with those all afternoon
4pm - start up the grill, probably burgers and sausage (easy to make while buzzed)
6pm - WM starts, not sure if this is the "preshow" or the actual event though

I do plan on performing at least one wrestling move (AA?) on a buddy into the pool at some point during the evening. Even though we're in Texas and it's warming up outside, water is still cold as shit.

 

[jmdajr]

I'd love to see the behind the scenes stuff on them building a working roller coaster into the Wrestlemania set. That can't be legit....I mean, don't these things require testing and stuff that can't typically be done inside of a week?

Couldn't it just be a rental from a traveling fair?

edit: My plan for Mania are junk food for junk viewing.
After my workout of course.

 

[FallingEdge]

Fucking real talk....what are your plans for Sunday before/during WM?

My tentative schedule (on dat Central timezone):

2pm - my wife/kids don't care about WM whatsoever so I invited a few buddies; will start to show up around this time....I've been on a Corona kick so I'll be sticking with those all afternoon
4pm - start up the grill, probably burgers and sausage (easy to make while buzzed)
6pm - WM starts, not sure if this is the "preshow" or the actual event though

I do plan on performing at least one wrestling move (AA?) on a buddy into the pool at some point during the evening. Even though we're in Texas and it's warming up outside, water is still cold as shit.

Just going to have a small gathering. Been eating low cal and low carb all week. Gonna go all in on food this Sunday lol.

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

Just going to have a small gathering. .

Are these your guests?

 

[Kaladin]

WWE just released a bunch of tickets near the stage after they've been cleared from the production area. They're in the $80 range too which is the sweet spot.

 

[half a moon]

Remember to tape your Nitro party and mail it in

 

[Sephzilla]

GWF3: MarkaMania Card
Date, time, and event name are currently undecided. Final card subject to change.

Singles Match
FlammableD vs ShadowSwordmaster

Singles Match
SomewhatGroovy vs Mahonay

GWF B+ Championship #1 Contender Battle Royal
BewareTheBatsie vs OwensIsNow vs Caderfix vs The Strokes vs BronsonLee vs RBH

GWF B+ Championship Match
Tall4Life vs Korly [c]

Singles Match
Sephzilla vs imBask

GWF Tag Team Championship Match
The New Japan Express (klonere & Heroman) vs The Just Friends (Bronx-Man & Ithil) [c]

20 Minute Iron Man "Loser Loses Catchphrase" Match - Winner becomes Tag Team #1 Contenders
Menome (w/ Browny) vs Zach (w/ Biggest-Geek-Ever)

Extreme Rules Match
Syder vs Kornflayx

MAIN EVENT - GWF World Championship Match
FallingEdge vs Beefy [c]

 

[Syder]

Fucking real talk....what are your plans for Sunday before/during WM?

I still feel bad about my girlfriend sitting through Mania last year, pre-show and all.

Extreme Rules Match
Syder vs Kornflayx

After today's events, I'd like for my GWF finisher to be known as Hard Brexit.

 

[JesseEwiak]

Officially in Orlando to see Roman become the Big Dog of the yard. And see some decent flippy shit too.

 

[RBH]

GWF3: MarkaMania Card
Date, time, and event name are currently undecided. Final card subject to change.

Singles Match
FlammableD vs ShadowSwordmaster

Singles Match
SomewhatGroovy vs Mahonay

GWF B+ Championship #1 Contender Battle Royal
BewareTheBatsie vs OwensIsNow vs Caderfix vs The Strokes vs BronsonLee vs RBH

GWF B+ Championship Match
Tall4Life vs Korly [c]

Singles Match
Sephzilla vs imBask

GWF Tag Team Championship Match
The New Japan Express (klonere & Heroman) vs The Just Friends (Bronx-Man & Ithil) [c]

20 Minute Iron Man "Loser Loses Catchphrase" Match - Winner becomes Tag Team #1 Contenders
Menome (w/ Browny) vs Zach (w/ Biggest-Geek-Ever)

Extreme Rules Match
Syder vs Kornflayx

MAIN EVENT - GWF World Championship Match
FallingEdge vs Beefy [c]

I'm in the mid-card now??!?

 

[Kaladin]

GWF3: MarkaMania Card
Date, time, and event name are currently undecided. Final card subject to change.

Singles Match
FlammableD vs ShadowSwordmaster

Singles Match
SomewhatGroovy vs Mahonay

GWF B+ Championship #1 Contender Battle Royal
BewareTheBatsie vs OwensIsNow vs Caderfix vs The Strokes vs BronsonLee vs RBH

GWF B+ Championship Match
Tall4Life vs Korly [c]

Singles Match
Sephzilla vs imBask

GWF Tag Team Championship Match
The New Japan Express (klonere & Heroman) vs The Just Friends (Bronx-Man & Ithil) [c]

20 Minute Iron Man "Loser Loses Catchphrase" Match - Winner becomes Tag Team #1 Contenders
Menome (w/ Browny) vs Zach (w/ Biggest-Geek-Ever)

Extreme Rules Match
Syder vs Kornflayx

MAIN EVENT - GWF World Championship Match
FallingEdge vs Beefy [c]

I'm gonna buy a ticket and sit ringside with some of the most disgusting food you can smell and stink up the joint.

 

[DMczaf]

GWF3: MarkaMania Card
Date, time, and event name are currently undecided. Final card subject to change.

Singles Match
FlammableD vs ShadowSwordmaster

Singles Match
SomewhatGroovy vs Mahonay

GWF B+ Championship #1 Contender Battle Royal
BewareTheBatsie vs OwensIsNow vs Caderfix vs The Strokes vs BronsonLee vs RBH

GWF B+ Championship Match
Tall4Life vs Korly [c]

Singles Match
Sephzilla vs imBask

GWF Tag Team Championship Match
The New Japan Express (klonere & Heroman) vs The Just Friends (Bronx-Man & Ithil) [c]

20 Minute Iron Man "Loser Loses Catchphrase" Match - Winner becomes Tag Team #1 Contenders
Menome (w/ Browny) vs Zach (w/ Biggest-Geek-Ever)

Extreme Rules Match
Syder vs Kornflayx

MAIN EVENT - GWF World Championship Match
FallingEdge vs Beefy [c]

I'm not booked ?!

 

[Sephzilla]

I'm in the mid-card now??!?

*Opens GWF Database*

SELECT vchWrestlerName, intWins, intLosses
FROM GWFStatisticsDatabase
WHERE vchWrestlername = 'RBH'

[RESULTS]

Name - RBH
Wins - 0
Losses - 2

*Closes GWF Database*

You're a winner in my heart though, RBH!

Spoiler

Don't worry, the book has some stuff penciled in for you that isn't public knowledge.

I'm not booked ?!

CARD SUBJECT TO CHANGE

 

[Bluekaveli]

WWE just released a bunch of tickets near the stage after they've been cleared from the production area. They're in the $80 range too which is the sweet spot.

Fuck anyone and everyone going.

 

[Professor Beef]

Missed opportunity to sneak in a WW3 or 3 Minute Warning reference in the GWF title for the third event. You're slipping, robonerd

 

[HarryDemeanor]

I'm in the mid-card now??!?

No. You're part of the QUADRUPLE MAIN EVENT!

 

[Kaladin]

I must be AJ Styles, I'm the biggest mark in GWF and I'm not booked for MarkaMania.

 

[HazySaiyan]

Should I check out these Akira Hokuto matches or what?

I've enjoyed what I've seen of Akira Hokuto, I say go for it

 

[Professor Beef]

Ready to Rumble is like if RBH and DM teamed up to find some broken-down old wrestler. Too bad Sting is already in the movie, lol

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

I haven't won a match at all yet I'm still booked.

I really must be paying Seph off behind the scenes with cash.

 

[The Silver]

I'm a part timer why am I not in the main event?

 

[half a moon]

It's 79 degrees in my apartment. All i got is a moldy window ac

 

[Bluekaveli]

I'm a part timer why am I not in the main event?

You know what that means.

 

[Caderfix]

I'm in the mid-card now??!?

You are a part timer who's got oportunities handled to you and did nothing with them, while the real worker, ME, has been stuck in multiman matches in which the Jabronies worked together, as ordered by the higher ups, not to win, but to simply keep me away from what is mine.

Before you cry about not being in the main event, you should be thankfull for being in the ring with the real main eventer... CADERFIX.

 

[Tall4Life]

Korly, you are the Dolph Ziggler to my Miz. I'm gonna kick your ass and make the B+ championship relevant again.

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

Singles Match
SomewhatGroovy vs Mahonay
]

You evil evil man. Why would you pit two lovers against one another?

 

[imBask]

Wow i'm getting a match against the guy in charge?

thanks boss i'm just happy to be here you know, jobbing to you is an honor really

 

[FallingEdge]

All of these nerds complain about their spot. If you just worked hard and proved your self in the ring and don't look like a bowl of melted marshmallows, you would be at the top, next to me, your hero.

Sincerely, your soon to be new world champion...

- FallingEdge

Are these your guests?

lol

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

alright guys, long time lurker, occasional poster.

Taking up the three month network offer. Any suggestions for 5* matches from the last few years?

cheers!

Welcome, friend! Of the last year in WWE I would recommend.

Sami Zayn vs Shinsuke Nakamura at NXT Takeover Dallas.
Sami Zayn vs Kevin Owens Battleground 2016.
I would recommend most of AJ Style's post-Wrestlemania 32 PPV matches. Particularly both the Cena matches at Royal Rumble 2017 and Summerslam 2016 and the Roman match from Extreme Rules.
The Revival vs DIY from NXT Takeover Toronto.
Raw vs Smackdown Survivor Series 2016 elimination tag match.

 

[Caderfix]

Don't worry, the book has some stuff penciled in for you that isn't public knowledge.

Giving the main event opportunities to part timers while keeping the real talent in the mid card and putting yourself in matches with ass kissers. Typical Seph McZilla.

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

GWF3: MarkaMania Card
Date, time, and event name are currently undecided. Final card subject to change.

Singles Match
FlammableD vs ShadowSwordmaster

Singles Match
SomewhatGroovy vs Mahonay

GWF B+ Championship #1 Contender Battle Royal
BewareTheBatsie vs OwensIsNow vs Caderfix vs The Strokes vs BronsonLee vs RBH

GWF B+ Championship Match
Tall4Life vs Korly [c]

Singles Match
Sephzilla vs imBask

GWF Tag Team Championship Match
The New Japan Express (klonere & Heroman) vs The Just Friends (Bronx-Man & Ithil) [c]

20 Minute Iron Man "Loser Loses Catchphrase" Match - Winner becomes Tag Team #1 Contenders
Menome (w/ Browny) vs Zach (w/ Biggest-Geek-Ever)

Extreme Rules Match
Syder vs Kornflayx

MAIN EVENT - GWF World Championship Match
FallingEdge vs Beefy [c]

I guess it's my time to shine.

 

[HazySaiyan]

Wow i'm getting a match against the guy in charge?

thanks boss i'm just happy to be here you know, jobbing to you is an honor really

How you gonna manage Seph's devastating shoot punches?

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Seth vs HHH will be most fuckery match of the night. They probably need it to be.

 

[Caderfix]

Seth vs HHH will be most fuckery match of the night. They probably need it to be.

What's on your mind and who are picking as the winner?

 

[SallyIsNow]

Shane is gonna come out and grab the mic.

"You signed the contract AJ, but you didnt read it. I was never your opponent.. it was always.. this man..."

Y'ALL DEALIN WITH THE X-FACTOR
I've got everything that I ever wanted. . . . .

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