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March Wrasslin' |OT2| The Rollercoaster to WrestleMania XXXIII!
- Thread starter Bluekaveli
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whatevermort
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LET ME HEADBUTT THIS DOOR OH WAIT I'M BLEEDING AND DIZZY AND I FORGOT MY LINES
Even with this card, if I was able to go, I would and would be buzzing.
FlammableD
Banned
Goldberg's been on a podcast saying he can't do anything
It's going to suuuuck
It's going to suuuuck
Biggest-Geek-Ever
Member
Don't get worked.
Neville keeping the heel alive in a local UK newspaper. Reading the phrase 'kayfabe heel turn' in a local UK article is weird though.
http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/spor...we-superstar-neville-gives-hilarious-12775351
http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/spor...we-superstar-neville-gives-hilarious-12775351
And Undertaker is going to put on a 4 star match.
He's like the white boy version of me. I am the best of GWF and every one else is just a mark.
BewareTheBatsie
Member
I'm excited for Rollins vs HHH. Not for the wrestling part which will probably be meh but my god the fuckery will be amazing during it.
I want maximum fuckery.
BewareTheBatsie
Member
We're gonna have a Joe run in, we're probably gonna have a Finn run in.
Fuck it, pull a 31 and somehow get DX involved again and then throw Ambrose and Reigns randomly into it too.
This is what I do not get.
Goldberg destroyed Lesner twice, and now Lesner is supposed to all of the sudden win the one for the belt?
I think there definitely will be some activity to cover for the injury and keep things interesting
Liu Kang Baking A Pie
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Yo, I don't know why you guys think Lesnar injuring Goldberg doesn't enormously help both of them in kayfabe.
(The only problem would be Goldberg injuring himself like a dingus again.)
(The only problem would be Goldberg injuring himself like a dingus again.)
Kang of Kangs will be ready.
Wonder if they have Rollins get his own unique entrance.
Can't stop at once if it works!
HHH going back to maximum fuckery matches after years and years of 25 minute epics would dope.
Plus Rollins is far from 100% so anything to mask that can only be a positive and you can setup multiple different programs all the way to Wrestlemania through it!
Liu Kang Baking A Pie
Member
I mean...WM31 was the fuckery of fuckery matches.
sf2fanatic
Member
😉
Ah, the deadman technique
Cole: "Rollins is about to pin HHH and--"
*BREAK IT DOWN*
Cole "WAIT A MINUTE THAT'S DX'S MUSIC!"
*Finn's music hits*
Cole: "Wait, that's Finn Balor! And AJ Styles! And The Club! They're all together!"
Otunga: *Fart noises*
*Joe's music hits*
JBL: "The Destroyer is here Maggle!"
Corey: "Samoa Joe knows how to defeat the Demon that's for sure!"
*SIERRA HOTEL INDIA ECHO LIMA DELTA. SHIELD*
Cole: "OH MY GOD IT'S AMBROSE AND ROMAN! THE SHIELD IS BACK!"
*BREAK IT DOWN*
Cole "WAIT A MINUTE THAT'S DX'S MUSIC!"
*Finn's music hits*
Cole: "Wait, that's Finn Balor! And AJ Styles! And The Club! They're all together!"
Otunga: *Fart noises*
*Joe's music hits*
JBL: "The Destroyer is here Maggle!"
Corey: "Samoa Joe knows how to defeat the Demon that's for sure!"
*SIERRA HOTEL INDIA ECHO LIMA DELTA. SHIELD*
Cole: "OH MY GOD IT'S AMBROSE AND ROMAN! THE SHIELD IS BACK!"
Oh yeah, his brief sojourn to the land of run ins.
Just do that again, with his NXT buds.
What would it be? Him in a hard hat looking at the stadium blueprints and being like "Mhmm, yes, everything looks good so far"?
Rollins' gimmick sucks.
Rollins has a gimmick?
AGreed.
This is why I used to like when the champion would only wrestle on special occasions and PPV unless it was a tag team so it was a big fight feel.
Liu Kang Baking A Pie
Member
Thinking about it, I'm feeling like that's a work. When does the champ ever start telling people they're not going to be great at WM? He wants to surprise us, because he knows our expectations of him at his age and talent level.
(I've never liked or wanted to see Goldberg.)
British Monsoon
Member
14 non-WWE shows streaming around Mania, what's everyone gonna watch?
Planning on catching both EVOLVE shows, PROGRESS, Joey Janela's Spring Break, ROH, WWNLive Mercury Rising, FIP and the NJPW show on the Tuesday after Mania. Might try and watch the Ganbare Pro shows on DDT Universe as well, we'll have to see.
Planning on catching both EVOLVE shows, PROGRESS, Joey Janela's Spring Break, ROH, WWNLive Mercury Rising, FIP and the NJPW show on the Tuesday after Mania. Might try and watch the Ganbare Pro shows on DDT Universe as well, we'll have to see.
BewareTheBatsie
Member
Taker vs Sting should have been for WM 31. But Triple H had to get the match of course.
That would HYPE as fuck
Why would anyone​ want to see a sting vs Taker in 2015?
Zach: [patiently waits for the n-n-n-new World order]
Ideally Taker vs Sting should have been at WM31 and Taker should have went in undefeated. Brock ending the streak was such a bad decision in hindsight (well I thought it was a bad decision at the time too)
Liu Kang Baking A Pie
Member
What's the story? "We both exclusively worked for a company twenty years ago and kind of look like old people doing goth teenager stuff."
Why would God allow such a thing
Two hour pre-show, with half an hour over-run on the main show? So we will be watching from 4pm-1030pm!
My wife will be thrilled.
As will my 4 year old.
"Papi, is this show over yet? Why is it so loooooooooooooooooooong?"
Since HHH/Sting was basically a final WWF vs WCW storyline, it would have worked a lot better with Taker vs Sting since Taker was with WWF longer than HHH and was a bigger part of WWF's legacy than HHH was
sf2fanatic
Member
Anyone confirmed that Orton is hearing Sister Abigail in his head?
BewareTheBatsie
Member
A lot of people would have. If anything I doubt it'd have been a less successful match of a draw then HHH vs Sting.
My girlfriend has something to go to at 6 so she doesn't have to die a slow death from having wrestling on in the apartment for 6 1/2 hours.