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[Bluekaveli]

dave meletzer:

Now this could change, but the plan right now is for Shane to take a ride on a roller coaster that is a part of the Wrestlemania set, through a sheet of glass, juice, and be propelled from his seat and take a flatback bump in the middle of the ring.

Roflmfao! The juice part got me

 

[klonere]

That's pretty quick to go to Haskins/Dunne but it makes total sense I guess.

 

[Beefy]

I'm really not surprised they are letting Eva go. Mandy Rose is arguably better looking, plays the gimmick better, and is already a better wrestler.

She's being let go?

Edit: Yep, just seen.

 

[Nekofrog]

I'm really not surprised they are letting Eva go. Mandy Rose is arguably better looking, plays the gimmick better, and is already a better wrestler.

She's the blonde, right? I remember seeing her forever ago and just assuming she was another Eva Marie, which she likely will be, until she started wrestling and not botching every second in the ring like Eva. Then I saw some of her offense and thought to myself "holy cow she already light years ahead of Eva Marie".

I remember her punches actually looking pretty decent, but it's been a while since I've seen her.

 

[Heroman]

Goodbye Eva.



http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/201...-wwe-smackdown-star-reportedly-done-with-wwe/

But she was so over

 

[Sephzilla]

They should bring these back:

I second this

 

[Kaladin]

I don't know if they will go as crazy as all that, but you know Shane McMahon is going to try and kill himself for our viewing pleasure in some big stupid botchamania worthy spot.

 

[Sephzilla]

Shane's going to climb one of those four lighting posts outside the ring

 

[jmdajr]

I don't know if they will go as crazy as all that, but you know Shane McMahon is going to try and kill himself for our viewing pleasure in some big stupid botchamania worthy spot.

Wonder if he does something new. Hell, can't he do a shooting star press?

 

[Beefy]

When is GWF letting Zach go?

 

[Tagyhag]

or Mom?

Guys feel the hype! We are moving fast here!

I don't think I can take 3 Stephanies on the same company.

 

[Brian_FETO]

But she was so over

She worked the office, they let her go because she was too good

 

[serenewarfare]

She's the blonde, right? I remember seeing her forever ago and just assuming she was another Eva Marie, which she likely will be, until she started wrestling and not botching every second in the ring like Eva. Then I saw some of her offense and thought to myself "holy cow she already light years ahead of Eva Marie".

I remember her punches actually looking pretty decent, but it's been a while since I've seen her.

Yeah, this is Mandy:

She's already way ahead of Eva in-ring wise, and is way less wooden on the mic and has charisma in the ring. She's more expressive.

 

[FlammableD]

That's pretty quick to go to Haskins/Dunne but it makes total sense I guess.

Getting the belt off Dunne

Spoiler

Just in case

?

I wonder what the deal is going to be with the WOS guys, that could be worse than the WWE stuff, which hasn't changed the product (yet)

 

[SallyIsNow]

Shane isn't doing it for us, you mark. He's doing it for the love of his dad who will always love Triple H more.

When is GWF letting Zach go?

Hopefully soon.

 

[Sephzilla]

Goodbye Eva.



http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/201...-wwe-smackdown-star-reportedly-done-with-wwe/

BUT THERE'S AN ARTICLE ABOUT HER ON THE INTERNET THAT CLEARLY MEANS EVA IS AN OVER WRESTLER

 

[blackaroni]

Shooting Mandy Sacs made her debut already? What ever happened to the Yeti guy?

 

[FlammableD]

 

[slightconfuse]

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Even though his doctors shudder at the thought, the recently injured Seth Rollins is set on coming to WrestleMania to settle the score with Triple H, the man who masterminded Samoa Joe’s assault on The Architect’s right knee back in January.

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After suffering a decisive loss to Jax this past Monday night, The Huggable One will need to pick up some key momentum before the biggest match of her career during The Ultimate Thrill Ride. Can Bayley’s positive attitude propel her past her recent defeats as WrestleMania fast approaches

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[Zach]

When is GWF letting Zach go?

I thought of you as my greatest friend until today, Beefy.

 

[Sephzilla]

^ getting married on a Wednesday?

 

[blackaroni]

Good for them.

 

[Tagyhag]

Alberto thinks WWE was behind the leaks?

 

[jmdajr]

Yeah, this is Mandy:



She's already way ahead of Eva in-ring wise, and is way less wooden on the mic and has charisma in the ring. She's more expressive.

More expressive than Eva?

edit: Del Rio staying in shape to choke to death some haxxor mofos.

 

[Sephzilla]

What's the current over/under on Alberto no-showing the event?

 

[klonere]

R E L E V A N T P O P C U L T U R E I C O N S

 

[Caderfix]

All this Philly talk made me seriously hungry for hoagies.

 

[Tall4Life]

Alberto thinks WWE was behind the leaks?

Then they wouldn't have leaked the Xavier Woods tape.

 

[blackaroni]

R E L E V A N T P O P C U L T U R E I C O N S

I see two icons, an icon's grandson and some fat dude. Klonere, I know you're excited to see Green Light performed live!

 

[Bluekaveli]

Goodbye Eva.



http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/201...-wwe-smackdown-star-reportedly-done-with-wwe/

Good riddance

 

[Sephzilla]

Calling Flo Rida or Pitbul an icon is stretching the definition of icon

 

[Kaladin]

They couldn't just do the Flo-Rida theme song....nah, they had to get Pitbull and Stephen Marley in there too.

I'm actually a fan of Stephen Marley.....it seems like all the Marley kids got dad's talent.

 

[Syder]

Problem with Eva Marie is having the gimmick of being hot when all the other female wrestlers are hot doesn't really work.

 

[31GhostsIV]

Well, what do you know.

After expressing my lack of interest in Sportsentertania Sunshine this year on this very wrasslin' community thread, I received an email offering me three months free Dubya Dubya E Network. It's wasted on me to be honest, although I might watch some early 90's WWF later to remind me of the good times.

Edit - Pitbull? Flo Rida? When did WWE drop the shit nu metal for garbage modern pop?

 

[Browny]

Lunchmoney Lewis sounds like a great gimmick for The New Generation.

 

[blackaroni]

The word "icon" is being used very lightly if we're including Pitbul or Flo Rida

Name someone else who has constantly given us quality WrestleMania theme songs!

 

[Anth0ny]

It’s not often that one goes into WrestleMania as both a champion and an underdog, but that seems to be the case for Bayley.

this


is



wwe

 

[HazySaiyan]

Who the hell is Lunchmoney Lewis?

 

[Kaladin]

I find it hilarious though that Flo Rida has been all over the Wrestlemania ads with this theme song, and he still is a mid-carder when they bring in part timer Pitbull.

 

[Angry Grimace]

I'm seriously considering just going to my World of Warcraft raid rather than watching WrestleMania live.

I have a very bad feeling I'm going to be seeing fuckyouwegotyourmoney.gif enough that I will regret not just playing a fucking game instead.

 

[Tagyhag]

Well, what do you know.

After expressing my lack of interest in Sportsentertania Sunshine this year on this very wrasslin' community thread, I received an email offering me three months free Dubya Dubya E Network. It's wasted on me to be honest, although I might watch some early 90's WWF later to remind me of the good times.

Man, I'm tired of this wrestling bullshit!

However, if I were to maybe receive a three month trial for a certain WWE Network, I may think of relapsing...

Oh woe is me, the $9.99 in my wallet needs a home!

 

[jmdajr]

Shooting Mandy Sacs made her debut already? What ever happened to the Yeti guy?

I finally finished watching Holly Foley. Despite what I thought would happen, I was pretty impressed with the bumps Noelle took. For looking like someone with no athleticism at all, she did pretty good. Better than I could probbaly do in all honesty.

But I do find it funny that while some folks look athletic, and are athletic, when it comes to ring time, they look like a total clutz. Wrestling is such a specific thing to do where just being athletic is not enough.

Yeti guy seemed athletic but overall, he just didn't "get it." I don't know if Mandy Sacs gets it either, but hey... she sure is ridiculously good looking.

edit: Fuck. Music Performers? Who is getting their match cut?

 

[blackaroni]

Um, Lunchmoney Lewis apparently has a song on Spotify with over 100M streams. The second song has over 60M. Where in the hell have I been?

I finally finished watching Holly Foley. Despite what I thought would happen, I was pretty impressed with the bumps Noelle took. For looking like someone with no athleticism at all, she did pretty good. Better than I could probbaly do in all honesty.

But I do find it funny that while some folks look athletic, and are athletic, when it comes to ring time, they look like a total clutz. Wrestling is such a specific thing to do where just being athletic is not enough.

Yeti guy seemed athletic but overall, he just didn't "get it." I don't know if Mandy Sacs gets it either, but hey... she sure is ridiculously good looking.

So they dropped him? Have faith in Mandy!

 

[Beefy]

I thought of you as my greatest friend until today, Beefy.

I'm turning heel. I don't need friends as long as am carrying the gold.

 

[Sephzilla]

Um, Lunchmoney Lewis apparently has a song on Spotify with over 100M streams. The second song has over 60M. Where in the hell have I been?

It means the kids these days lack taste

 

[Luschient]

Lunchmoney Lewis sounds like a great gimmick for The New Generation.

That name along with that pic are killing me right now, lol

 

[Kaladin]

I'm seriously considering just going to my World of Warcraft raid rather than watching WrestleMania live.

I have a very bad feeling I'm going to be seeing fuckyouwegotyourmoney.gif enough that I will regret not just playing a fucking game instead.

If you watch Mania Blizzard got your money anyway.

 

[jmdajr]

I'm seriously considering just going to my World of Warcraft raid rather than watching WrestleMania live.

I have a very bad feeling I'm going to be seeing fuckyouwegotyourmoney.gif enough that I will regret not just playing a fucking game instead.

So you rather play Warcraft than make fun of Mania with us?

I see how it is.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

LOL you guys are still talking about Eva. (I'll miss her.)

 

[Ferny]

I'm going to this on Sunday. 5 hours+ of wrestling. Good lord I'm going to drunk by 11pm.