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[Burning Justice]

Fireballs, fireballs, and more fireballs.

 

[Azure J]

To make you realize that it is a bad course.

It's not a bad track when it takes 11 other people fucking me specifically just to put me in last.

Plus no other track gives as good of a rush as you move in through everyone else and snatch a high spot.

 

[PreyingShark]

Yay I beat the person who copied me <3

 

[Azure J]

Good lord, I had to defend that second place with my life. :lol

 

[Saint Gregory]

Every time I try to fire an item backwards to block a red shell it goes forward instead :/

 

[ffdgh]

Yay I beat the person who copied me <3

Should you get back to using your dino?

 

[DaBoss]

I love how me and Lazy were just hanging out in the back for the longest time and screwing each other over and then we both made it to the top 4 lol.

 

[PreyingShark]

Should you get back to using your dino?

Someone's probably in the queue. Otherwise I would've after that race.

 

[Azure J]

Every time I try to fire an item backwards to block a red shell it goes forward instead :/

I HATE when this happens. :lol

Almost as bad as buffering a drift during a trick jump and going in the wrong direction when landing.

Also, FUCK YEA.

 

[CoasterFreak225]

Holy shit. That ending.

 

[PreyingShark]

EVERYONE

EVERYONE AT THE END

EVERYONE AT THE END HAD A FUCKING RED SHELL

 

[Azure J]

Holy shit. That ending.

EVERYONE

EVERYONE AT THE END

EVERYONE AT THE END HAD A FUCKING RED SHELL

I am SO happy I got out of the crowd as fast as I did with three bananas.

 

[ffdgh]

EVERYONE

EVERYONE AT THE END

EVERYONE AT THE END HAD A FUCKING RED SHELL

Lol distance from first item balance.

 

[Roo]

Now you see why I hate that horrid track.

RR64>> your fave

 

[Azure J]

Well that was kinda batshit.

 

[ffdgh]

RR64>> your fave

Ice Ice outpost>> your fave

 

[Saint Gregory]

A random green of course :/

 

[ffdgh]

Saw that coming.

 

[CoasterFreak225]

W.... T..... F....

 

[PreyingShark]

A blooper.

A blooper.

A fucking blooper.

A motherfucking blooper.

I quit.

 

[Roo]

Ice Ice outpost>> your fave

Hell naw
Grumble is actually fun to race on
#fact

 

[Azure J]

Ice Ice outpost>> your fave

ew

Also this game is bugging out on me. One second I'm 4th and then it judders to 6th before giving me 5th at the end.

 

[MrPanic]

That bullit bill took me from 11th to 2nd!

:O

 

[DaBoss]

So that billshit bill did something, but where the fuck did MrPanic come from?

EDIT: There were two billshit bills?

 

[Burning Justice]

Clutch Bullet Bill

 

[Azure J]

That bullit bill took me from 11th to 2nd!

:O

IT WAS YOU?

 

[PreyingShark]

That race was going very well.

Then the third lap happened.

 

[Azure J]

How the hell did I hit Nathan with the Bullet Bill and still come in under him given the distance traveled by both of us?

 

[Saint Gregory]

There are so many clones in this room I have no idea who I'm hitting anymore :{

 

[PreyingShark]

How the hell did I hit Nathan with the Bullet Bill and still come in under him given the distance traveled by both of us?

What bullet bill?

 

[Azure J]

That race was going very well.

Then Mario Kart™ happened.

Get it right. Also, fuck Sherbet Land. Drifts with slicks on it are just yuck.

Also also, y'all are actually doing this right now huh.

 

[Saint Gregory]

Oh boy :{

 

[IntelliHeath]

WOOOOOO! ITS MY FIRST TIME THAT I ACTUALLY WON TWO TIMES IN ROW WITH FIRST PLACE!

FUCK YEAH!

 

[GWX]

Just joined

edit: not the best of starts

 

[DaBoss]

WOOOOOO! ITS MY FIRST TIME THAT I ACTUALLY WON TWO TIMES IN ROW WITH FIRST PLACE!

FUCK YEAH!

Congrats.

 

[PreyingShark]

WOOOOOO! ITS MY FIRST TIME THAT I ACTUALLY WON TWO TIMES IN ROW WITH FIRST PLACE!

FUCK YEAH!

...Guys what are we doing!?

 

[PreyingShark]

That's more like it!

 

[Saint Gregory]

Well that was eventful -_-

 

[Azure J]

#killeveryone

 

[ffdgh]

...Guys what are we doing!?

Frantic gaf is honing Heath skills. He's come so far since his days of using roy. I'm so proud ;_;

 

[PreyingShark]

Well after this I'm probably going to go reset the router 'cuz the internet's being "lol"

So GGs

 

[PreyingShark]

FFDGH!

...I saw that coming too.

 

[Azure J]

Person ahead of me in first gets three bananas and takes the shortcut on Cloudtop Cruise.

Me: "Congrats on the win." :lol

I will never fuck with anyone who has an item on that segment.

 

[Saint Gregory]

I'd just like to point out that 8 out of the 12 racers in this room are using the blue falcon :/

 

[ffdgh]

FFDGH!

...I saw that coming too.

Sorry. Had to resort to back spamming since I've reached my bullshit limit.

 

[PreyingShark]

So yeah GGs.

Person ahead of me in first gets three bananas and takes the shortcut on Cloudtop Cruise.

Me: "Congrats on the win." :lol

I will never fuck with anyone who has an item on that segment.

Smart play there.

 

[EmCeeGramr]

i just got the game like a week or so ago and i already honestly hope that when the DLC drops i'll stop seeing ice ice outpost, rainbow road snes, and wario's gold mine every other goddamn race

 

[Omnicent]

dayum Azure. that bullet bill (spectating)

 

[Azure J]

Frantic gaf is honing Heath skills. He's come so far since his days of using roy. I'm so proud ;_;

So is Heath the new me?

Also why is it ALWAYS the fucking Waluigi players that are obnoxious as shit...

 

[Saint Gregory]

See, I tried not to be a jerk to everyone in that race and it amounted to nothing but pain -_-