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[Burning Justice]

Both rooms are full of spectators. Fuck.

 

[Azuran]

Scared? :3

I just like my chances of winning not to be 1.547554% that's all.

 

[Burning Justice]

Or, wait... I guess I tried to join the same room twice.

Oh well, I'm spectating now.

 

[Roo]

Broken shit.

 

[HiroTSK5]

Came back, now in a room of two people.

 

[Papercuts]

The Mario Kart gods smile upon me.

 

[Azuran]

6th despite everything going absolutely wrong in that race. Okay

 

[IntelliHeath]

I can go back to 150cc.

That's two now. I guess we will wait until someone got tired of 200cc. >.>

 

[Azuran]

Damn it DaBoss, throw those red shells faster so I can pass you.

 

[Papercuts]

WHY THE FUCK DID THAT BLUE SHELL HIT ME I WAS IN 5TH

 

[DaBoss]

WHY THE FUCK DID THAT BLUE SHELL HIT ME I WAS IN 5TH

lol what the hell? I thought it hit Smashley.

 

[Burning Justice]

suicide combo gogogo

 

[Dr Prob]

Ok 1 more race. Have to go cook dinner (assuming its not shit park that is)

Speaking of shit, hope you undercook your food and get diarrhea. Fuck you and your horns. In fact, fuck everyone here and fuck this game. You're all the worst and I can't stand it.

Spoiler

re-joining in a few

 

[BumblebeeCody]

I went to a friends house to play 200cc after Nintendo finally upping the speed, yeah we were both not impressed and played another game after 3 races. 200cc really isn't anything special, which sucks because I did want to play MK8.

 

[Lelcar]

Excitebike Arena is always insane.

 

[Roo]

*waits for a mushroom/star/bullet*

*gets triple bananas*

 

[DaBoss]

Dry Bowser, pls get that super ultra strength you get at the end of certain Mario games.

EDIT: AWW YEAAAAAA, even made Roo's red shell miss.

 

[Lady Siara]

Lost my spot because I couldn't pee fast enough. Ah well, probably about time for a break anyways. Good games, always hilarious playing with you guys.

 

[Azuran]

Lost my spot because I couldn't pee fast enough. Ah well, probably about time for a break anyways. Good games, always hilarious playing with you guys.

Good games Siara!

I'm done as well. Later peeps!

 

[Roo]

Lost my spot because I couldn't pee fast enough. Ah well, probably about time for a break anyways. Good games, always hilarious playing with you guys.

This made my laugh way harder than it should.
GGs

 

[Papercuts]

That Mario Kart™ moment where you can't get an item box because everyone is a fat piece of shit.

 

[HypnoDarkrai]

Last lap was a disaster. ;_;

 

[Roo]

I suck at timing the blue shell

 

[Burning Justice]

Grumble gives me major problems with this combo, lol

 

[DaBoss]

Holy shit, I did the last jump shortcut on Grumble Volcano. I didn't trick but did a jump instead. I some how got a boost mid way through the jump even though I didn't trick or use a shroom.

 

[Smashkirby]

Alright I'm done. Great Races. Catch you later Cheese Land

 

[Vertti]

Back for 30 mins. First race went nicely.

 

[DaBoss]

Can someone explain how you fly over the end of Mario Circuit and Dolphin Shoals?

I've been holding bottom-left, but it seems like that is wrong.

 

[PreyingShark]

Can someone explain how you fly over the end of Mario Circuit and Dolphin Shoals?

Have you tried holding down?

 

[HypnoDarkrai]

Can someone explain how you fly over the end of Mario Circuit and Dolphin Shoals?

Hold down.

Sorry Justice. XD

 

[Papercuts]

Can someone explain how you fly over the end of Mario Circuit and Dolphin Shoals?

If it's like mute city you hold down on the stick as you ramp and it lets you hover over stuff. I haven't tried on those maps though.

 

[Boney]

I went to a friends house to play 200cc after Nintendo finally upping the speed, yeah we were both not impressed and played another game after 3 races. 200cc really isn't anything special, which sucks because I did want to play MK8.

What do you mean exactly?

 

[Elfforkusu]

200cc is a blast so far. Although I'm not sure why you need to launch those red shells at me, AI, I'm busy enough as is!

 

[Burning Justice]

Sorry Justice. XD

 

[Dr Prob]

lol Papercuts

 

[DaBoss]

Have you tried holding down?

Hold down.
Sorry Justice. XD

If it's like mute city you hold down on the stick as you ramp and it lets you hover over stuff. I haven't tried on those maps though.

So only down? And then you turn whatever direction you need to go?

 

[Papercuts]

lol Papercuts

Did you SEE ALL THAT BULLSHIT. I almost rage quit.

 

[PreyingShark]

Spectating Roo.

Using Dry Bowser, Pipe Frame, and Slims.

This might be one of my dumbest ideas yet.

 

[Revven]

Spectating Roo.

Using Dry Bowser, Pipe Frame, and Slims.

This might be one of my dumbest ideas yet.

Good luck, you'll need it. I tried Dry Bowser in 200cc and it did not end well for me.

 

[princemarth23]

I can't seem to nail that glide at the end of Shoals.

 

[Vertti]

Got over 1000 points yay! But not happy with my driving tho.

 

[Papercuts]

I'll probably do one more then head out. GGs everyone!

 

[DaBoss]

I can't seem to nail that glide at the end of Shoals.

Yea, I barely flew over it both times in the flying section, but I guess that's how it works?

 

[Azure J]

I'll be back when my Gamepad charges. I was grinding Neo Bowser offline and think I finally have it. I'm also using my classic setup so this could either be a horrendous or amazing day whenever I get back on.

Good luck, you'll need it. I tried Dry Bowser in 200cc and it did not end well for me.

Everytime I see DaBoss do work with Dry Bowser, I feel inadequate and also wonder if Da dabbles in witchcraft.

 

[Burning Justice]

What the fuck? There's a glider ramp on Mario Circuit GBA? How did I not know that, after almost a year?

 

[Roo]

What the fuck? There's a glider ramp on Mario Circuit GBA? How did I not know that, after almost a year?

Seriously?

 

[DaBoss]

Everytime I see DaBoss do work with Dry Bowser, I feel inadequate and also wonder if Da dabbles in witchcraft.

Probably helps that I'm on a kart and you're using an inside-drift bike. Check out Burning Justice for replays of heavy on a bike.

What the fuck? There's a glider ramp on Mario Circuit GBA? How did I not know that, after almost a year?

lmao

 

[HypnoDarkrai]

What the fuck? There's a glider ramp on Mario Circuit GBA? How did I not know that, after almost a year?

Really? >.>
You can actually see it unlike the one on Sherbert

 

[PreyingShark]

What the fuck? There's a glider ramp on Mario Circuit GBA? How did I not know that, after almost a year?

I only found that out months ago by pure accident due to a completely incompetent turn of mine.

 

[MagiusNecros]

I will take 6th. No problem.