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[Omnicent]

Azure, if you see this... that back green shell was not needed

 

[PreyingShark]

Fire Flowers, Boomerangs, and Piranha Plants are all pieces of shit that should be removed from the game.

 

[Saint Gregory]

Fire Flowers, Boomerangs, and Piranha Plants are all pieces of shit that should be removed from the game.

Or at least give you some damn warning!

 

[Roo]

Waddaya mean, enlighten us noobs

I had two horns.. Used them both just to get a piranha plant. Got wrecked there.

Also, switching to Luigi now. I love Dry Bowser but I can't see shit with his beautiful shell.

 

[PreyingShark]

...........................................................................................................

 

[HypnoDarkrai]

Seriously?! Two blue shells. My mushroom got lightning'd while the 1st got near me. I deserved that bullet at the end.

GGs!

 

[Boney]

Awwwwww yisssssss

 

[Roo]

Seriously?! Two blue shells. My mushroom got lightning'd while the 1st got near me. I deserved that bullet at the end.

GGs!

Frantic, baby.

 

[blame space]

*drops mic*

 

[PreyingShark]

FUCK YOU ALL

1 Accel, 1 Handling, Max Weight because I'm not even going to try to win anymore. Fuck you all, fuck you all, FUCK. YOU. ALL.

Spoiler

If I get higher than last with this I will laugh at you all.

 

[Saint Gregory]

Oh what I wouldn't give for a single race where I'm not spammed into last place right from the start :/

 

[PreyingShark]

how did i get 5th

i mean i went face-first into the wall multiple times

 

[Roo]

Carnage!!

I love it >

 

[PreyingShark]

I love bullet bills because I don't have to actually steer with this thing

 

[Boney]

Oh my god Heath

 

[Omnicent]

guys im sorry, i pressed to soon, hope we don't get trolled

 

[Boney]

Stop trying to make baby park happen

And I'm so sorry Greg

 

[Saint Gregory]

Jesus Christ, please spread your reds around people!

 

[PreyingShark]

why am i not getting close to last every time?

I seriously can't fucking turn with this piece of shit. What are you guys doing back there!?

 

[Omnicent]

justice red shells are meant to be thrown foward.

why am i not getting close to last every time?

I seriously can't fucking turn with this piece of shit. What are you guys doing back there!?

Getting item banged, why don't you join us. It's very pleasant.

 

[Roo]

Did we really break Andy? lol

 

[PreyingShark]

Did we really break Andy? lol

Well you broke me really hard if you couldn't tell so breaking Andy too isn't much of a stretch

 

[HypnoDarkrai]

Did we really break Andy? lol

No, my cousins want to play with me.

 

[Roo]

Well you broke me really hard if you couldn't tell so breaking Andy too isn't much of a stretch

No offense but.. You're too easy to break :V


Edit: oh, ok

 

[Boney]

Wow that lightning fuck you whoever did it.

And I'm sorry Daniel I hit you with 3 reds, people kept hitting me too and I was trying to aim at them!

justice red shells are meant to be thrown foward

Seriously

 

[Saint Gregory]

The teleporting backward greens need to stop. This shit is no longer funny.

 

[PreyingShark]

Fuck bullet bills. Stupid piece of shit.

 

[Burning Justice]

Agh, got a horn just before the blue hit, but couldn't react in time.

justice red shells are meant to be thrown foward.

lol. I'll use my red shells however I please!

 

[Roo]

You're welcome, Coaster :3

 

[Boney]

I have no idea how I got third

 

[CoasterFreak225]

You're welcome, Coaster :3

Fuck off and Fuck Ribbon track.

 

[PreyingShark]

No offense but.. You're too easy to break :V


Edit: oh, ok

Actually, this is only the second time you guys truly broke me. Most of the other times I was just playing it up or quit for reasons that had nothing to do with the races. For real.

Right now I just don't give a shit about the races. Just fuck you all.

 

[Burning Justice]

Got Bullshit Billed over a chasm.

 

[Saint Gregory]

Where the hell do all these reds keep coming from? I was like 1st for a millisecond... red shell.

 

[Burning Justice]

Can't seem to turn sharply enough to take that shortcut as Bowser.

 

[DanteGhost]

Mother of god first time playing 200cc, 6th place, feels impossible.

 

[PreyingShark]

Switched to another combo, but if I am still an empty void inside after this race who just doesn't give a fuck then I'm going to go watch anime.

Just fuck you all seriously

 

[Saint Gregory]

Why are we seeing the same track over and over? This is tiring.

 

[Roo]

I
Love
You
Too
Azure
<3

 

[PreyingShark]

Start -> Quit after the you-know-what

Okay GGs back to anime

 

[Boney]

Mother of god first time playing 200cc, 6th place, feels impossible.

It's the bestest

Switched to another combo, but if I am still an empty void inside after this race who just doesn't give a fuck then I'm going to go watch anime.

Just fuck you all seriously

But baaaaabyyyy

 

[DanteGhost]

So, I'm last and I get a squid? What the fuck is this.

 

[Roo]

Start -> Quit after the you-know-what

Okay GGs back to anime

lol
Nathan pls..

GGs then :/

 

[Saint Gregory]

So, I'm last and I get a squid? What the fuck is this.

This bullshit game. it's Nintendo way of showing love to its fans -_-

 

[PreyingShark]

lol
Nathan pls..

GGs then :/

That was the first time all fucking night that things were actually going my way and then right after I get into 1st a fucking blue shell comes out of motherfucking nowhere

Tonight's just not my night. I'll try again tomorrow probably lol

 

[Boney]

Ok, who was that lightning, come forward

 

[Roo]

That was the first time all fucking night that things were actually going my way and then right after I get into 1st a fucking blue shell comes out of motherfucking nowhere

Tonight's just not my night. I'll try again tomorrow probably lol

I thought you didn't care haha
It's ok. My salt levels are already reaching critical levels.

Ok, who was that lightning, come forwars

Choking hard, huh? lolol

 

[Kastrioti]

Anyone here play without the DLC packs? I just got a Wii U and Mario Kart 8 last night, will pick up the DLC packs tomorrow. Game is incredible so far sunk 5 hours in already and haven't had much time to game.

NNID: Kastrioti

 

[Burning Justice]

Ugh, hard to take that shortcut as Bowser.

 

[Boney]

Anyone here play without the DLC packs? I just got a Wii U and Mario Kart 8 last night, will pick up the DLC packs tomorrow. Game is incredible so far sunk 5 hours in already and haven't had much time to game.

NNID: Kastrioti

Sadly (?) we all have the dlc packs. So tomorrow make sure to join the community!