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[Timeaisis]

Good games, all.

 

[Chiramii]

Oh my god... Looked down on the GamePad and saw 5 people with triple shrooms, then lightning struck. It was as if I could hear half the lobby scream in terror

 

[Burning Justice]

Hit by a thrown banana in mid-air. That's a first for me.

(meant to post this after Sunshine Airport, but keyboard started acting up)

 

[Azure J]

fucking why

 

[NateDrake]

Matt and Darkrai are jerks.

Aww, what did I do? :-(

 

[HypnoDarkrai]

Did Conan just give up?

 

[Azure J]

Whichever one of you is Conan, leave me alone!

 

[SM239]

I honestly had no idea what to do with that lightning. Figured I'd just let Sanos move up to hit a few people lol

 

[Burning Justice]

Lol. That draft caused me to jump clear over the boost ramp and fall off at the beginning.

 

[HypnoDarkrai]

This is when the Papercuts domination begins. D:

 

[Papercuts]

Lol, these items are so fucking rigged. I noticed lately to pop a star when you get it ASAP because the game loves giving someone lightning at the same time.

 

[Azure J]

What kind of insane luck does Papercuts get that he gets a star right when someone lights the whole stage up with lightning then bloopers everyone so you can't see? Right after taking a blue shell in the face?

 

[Burning Justice]

That star came at just the right time...

 

[Shizzlee]

I don't think I want first place anymore.

 

[Papercuts]

LOL

Giselle got hit by the blue shell in 12th because I caught up with him. God damn that sucks.

 

[Azure J]

Figures. Think I have a shot at taking first only to get bypassed by three people on donut plains. Best part? Satan was leading them.

 

[BlindSwordsmanZ]

...

 

[Azure J]

Back to hell with you Satan!

 

[HypnoDarkrai]

No blue shell or lightning... how odd.

 

[Papercuts]

That was delightfully peaceful.

 

[Hugh Buelow]

I was aggressive this game :/

 

[Azure J]

Bloopers are just a little too good when playing off tv. That's like the first time I've fallen off a drift on RR64 since I got the game.

 

[HypnoDarkrai]

Fire Flowers are so spam happy.

 

[blame space]

FUCK YOU SATAN

 

[Papercuts]

Bloopers are just a little too good when playing off tv. That's like the first time I've fallen off a drift on RR64 since I got the game.

That track doesn't help either, bloopers screw up your traction there way more than usual.

 

[HypnoDarkrai]

Missed so many item boxes! D:

 

[foxuzamaki]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_43cq3DalZw

Maaann, poor daisy...

Never had that bad luck before...

GODFUCKINGDAMN

 

[Papercuts]

I backed up over the finish line

I am sure the MK gods are about to fuck me now.

 

[SCReuter]

... Maybe someone should try hitting Papercuts.

 

[SCReuter]

Perhaps next race...

 

[SM239]

The worst time for the blooper ink to wear off =\

 

[Azure J]

"Oh wow, I'm actually getting really good at defensive driving. papercuts still hasn't thrown that green shell backwards yet and I'm keeping pace. let me just get an item to defend/attack with in this last batch please RNG..."

*draws a coin*

*simultaneously a red shell and blooper are used and someone passes me*

"WELP

 

[blame space]

i hate you guys so much

 

[Chiramii]

Satan saved me from going off track.

What is this world that I live in ...

 

[SCReuter]

There are blue shells in this game, yes?

 

[Papercuts]

There are blue shells in this game, yes?

shhhh

 

[NateDrake]

It is sounding like I stopped playing a little too early. I'm missing all the chaos!

 

[MisterLuffy]

ggs, despite short races. Despite the mistakes I've made, I'm getting kind of decent with the bike. However, I hate when I somehow accelerate forward even though I press the RZ button to drift. Whoever was Jamie, damn you!

 

[SM239]

wat

Albo? Where did you come from?

 

[Chiramii]

There are blue shells in this game, yes?

Not when chasing Paper, apparently...

 

[HypnoDarkrai]

You'll see a blue shell next time I'm in 1st. ;_;

 

[Azure J]

I literally got gangbanged by six green shells in that race. Three from the guy in front of me, three from the guy behind me all at the same time. And then it got

Spoiler

kinkier

more fucked up when the dude with the boomerang showed up...

 

[Papercuts]

I finally got Mario Karted. ;_;

 

[Chiramii]

I finally got Mario Karted. ;_;

Sure did. How did it feel?

 

[Albo]

wat

Albo? Where did you come from?

Ninja'd past you on the ground with the golden mushroom

 

[SCReuter]

Oh, there's that blue shell. Figures.

 

[Outtrigger888]

So, this just happened recently, in a gaf race...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGmEdOmB0lw

I thought i was toast.

 

[HypnoDarkrai]

Papercuts confirmed hacker.

 

[Papercuts]

Sure did. How did it feel?

It felt refreshing!

 

[Azure J]

So, this just happened recently, in a gaf race...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGmEdOmB0lw

I thought i was toast.

WAT