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[EviLore]

Callback to Ancient Roman tradition.

 

[AJUMP23]

Weird.

 

[feynoob]

For a , he does really love his wife.

 

[feynoob]

Weird.

Customs. Humans can't comprehend it.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

That design is dog shit.

Roman inspiration he says but without the artistry and class.

 

[EviLore]

That design is dog shit.

Roman inspiration he says but without the artistry and class.

Looks better from a side angle:

 

[AJUMP23]

Why is it green? Is it supposed to be copper oxidized or is it just painted stone. Is it plaster?

I want a Marble bust of myself. Zuck get that for me please.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

Looks better from a side angle:

Yeah does looks better from the side. Just the pool of sludge beneath her feet makes it look a bit messy!

 

[John Bilbo]

Not all women can pull off wearing T-1000 as a dress.

 

[JayK47]

More like Mark Cuckerberg.

 

[Robot Carnival]

as much as I dislike Mark Zuckerberg, he does seem to be genuinely love his wife and family and I'll give him credit for that much.

 

[Big Baller]

New Freegunner character for Concord

 

[Trogdor1123]

If I had Zuckerberg money I’d do fun stuff like this all the time. Good for him. Just needs a sweet baby rays statue.

 

[tommib]

I think that’s awesome and lovely. Why not. Wish my partner had money to order statues of my beautiful physique.

 

[Days like these...]

Why is it green? Is it supposed to be copper oxidized or is it just painted stone. Is it plaster?

I want a Marble bust of myself. Zuck get that for me please.

Thats idolatry. Self flagellation and 100 hail Marys should absolve you.

 

[ResilientBanana]

Odd, but I can honestly respect it. I’ve been to the Vatican and there’s something to the statues of old that is truly art.

 

[jason10mm]

Hang on, how does he have neighbors that close? Or does he have a multi-structure compound?

And I wonder how "intimate" the artist got when making molds and sculpts of her body, if yah know what I mean.

Though if I could make a Reald....err statue of my wife when she was like 23 before kids....YES PLEASE

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Looks better from a side angle:

Too bad his wife is 5/10 by modern standards and probably 2/10 by Asian ones.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

If he really loved her he would have fucking made it himself. Like Bill Murray making ice sculptures in Ground Hog day.

 

[ahtlas7]

Selfie statue

 

[Draugoth]

Billionaires basically replaced Monarchs as the new rulling class.

 

[Evolved1]

This is odd, but Zuck is currently on a redemption arc in my book.

 

[Days like these...]

More like Mark Cuckerberg.

Too bad his wife is 5/10 by modern standards and probably 2/10 by Asian ones.

2/10 by modern standards 5/10 by Asian standards.

 

[Putonahappyface]

I'm getting She-Hulk vibes.

 

[Northeastmonk]

I admire him. I don’t think I’d be faithful if I had all that money.

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

That design is dog shit.

Roman inspiration he says but without the artistry and class.

Money can't buy taste.

 

[bender]

I told you all that humans were a mistake.

 

[Days like these...]

I admire him. I don’t think I’d be faithful if I had all that money.

I wouldn't be faithful being penniless as I am. She's not good looking.

 

[newtypepilot]

I admire him. I don’t think I’d be faithful if I had all that money.

pro playboy billionaires don't get caught.

 

[SJRB]

All the money in the world can't buy taste, clearly.

If you have unlimited "fuck it" money I can see how a statue of your wife is an awesome idea but this thing just looks tasteless and tacky. Gaudy even.

 

[ReBurn]

There's a point where a person accumulates so much wealth that their grip on reality and propriety starts to slip. I'm afraid the zuck has reached that point.

 

[ChuckeRearmed]

what a weird color.

Has unlimited money - statue looks worse than from 500 years ago,.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Meh, he’s wasted a lot more money on a lot worse things than that.

Anyone want to smoke some meats?

 

[jason10mm]

Meh, he’s wasted a lot more money on a lot worse things than that.

Anyone want to smoke some meats?

Awww, he totally should have let slip that he was "smoking some pig....uhh long pig", and that it tasted like chicken

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

It's kind of ugly. He should have gone with someone more expensive to make that.

 

[BadBurger]

That's nice of him. Also patronized the arts - I am sure a very happy sculptor got a big payday from this.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Has a Starbucks vibe to it.

 

[Days like these...]

pro playboy billionaires don't get caught.

Oh come on this has a pussy on the pedestal vibe. I wouldn't be surprised if it was her idea. Zuck needs some tips from Bezo's he too can have a plastic Barbie

 

[Wildebeest]

Bronze statues are not supposed to be green. Green means they are rusty and badly preserved.

 

[TGO]

The Ultimate Simp

 

[BennyBlanco]

She aint a looker but I respect him for sticking with her

 

[Days like these...]

Tinfoil hat time. Zoom in on her face she's shape shifting either that or zuck needs to get a phone that takes better pictures.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

What's the deal with the puddle at her feet? Looks like fucking blue tack.

 

[sendit]

2/10 by modern standards 5/10 by Asian standards.

Modern Standards (Amanda Bynes):

 

[ManaByte]

I told you all that humans were a mistake.

He’s not a human.

 

[gow3isben]

How much did he spend on it? Doesn’t look like much lol

 

[Pegasus Actual]

It's kind of ugly.

Well yeah but she's still a person, you shouldn't call her an it.

(sticking with his mid-AF been-through-it-with-him wife is probably one of the smarter things he's done)

 

[EverydayBeast]

I don't understand the statue craze

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Why is his neighbor so close? If I had fuck you money I'd be miles from anyone

 

[Days like these...]

Why is his neighbor so close? If I had fuck you money I'd be miles from anyone

That's what I was wondering and what's up with his wife? in the comforter drinking coffee by the statue looking casual.