Bloody hell man,
you must really like dutch angles!
"We need to make this shot more interesting, lads!"
"How do you mean, Mr Brangh?"
"I don't know. It's just...the characters in this film aren't all that interesting. We need another way of getting the audience's attention! Stop them from falling asleep in their seats in the cinema, you know? Shake shit up a little!"
"Well Mr Brangh, maybe we could try re-working the script to give the characters so much needed depth. We could give Thor and Jane's relationship more depth outside of a single scene beside a campfire where they just vaguely flirt with each other for five minutes?"
"Fuck that noise! Nah, we need another way of getting the audience to sit up in their seats. (Clicks fingers) Wait, I've got it!"
"Yes, Mr Brangh?"
"Tilt the camera a few degrees! Yeah! That's kind of weird, isn't it? That's a weird thing to do!"
"Uh...yes, Mr Brangh. We'll get on that for you"
"Perfect! Now do that for every single fucking shot in this film!"
"Yes, Mr Brangh"
Personally, I felt Kenneth Brangh's direction on
Thor was absolutely abysmal. And this is speaking as someone who has Brangh's film version of
Hamlet as one of his Top 5 favourite films of all time. The original
Thor is a really shoddily directed film working with an even weaker script. And it's such a shame. The Thor films had a ridiculous amount of potential going for them as a series of really unique superhero movies that could really get the chance tap into the mythological roots of the central character. But they fucked it up with the original film and even more with
Dark World.
Here's hoping this third film improves things, although I won't get my hopes up.
Save us, Cate Blanchett!