Continuing with the "Tragicomedy Reads Old Daredevil Comics So You Don't Have To" theme, which I am cross-posting from the comic thread because I love you guys.
In issue #13, our horned hero ends up stranded in the Savage Lands, where he is attacked by a giant primitive ape man. The trick to defeating an ape man is the same to defeat a regular man: a giant punch to the nuts. THOK!
Issues #16 and 17 treat us to a fight with none other than Spider-Man, a character that Stan Lee has been channeling as hard as he freaking can through the first 15 issues of Daredevil. If Spidey weren't a Marvel property, you can bet your ass his creators would be suing the pants off the company for infringement, but when you are just copying your own work it's not that big of a deal. Anyway, Stan feels the need to apologize for the "hearts and flowers" portion of the book. You know, he's tossing a bone out to the ladies before getting back to the action.
Spider-Man apparently owns his own version of a Bat signal. Don't tell DC!
Daredevil blows up a fucking blimp!
And Spider-Man is convinced that overweight and nonathletic Foggy Nelson is Daredevil, because Spider-Man is stupid. He does what any reasonable superhero would do in this situation, and hangs the innocent man out of a fucking window.
In issue #18, Foggy Nelson decides to try and impress Karen Paige by pretending to be Daredevil. It goes about as well as you would imagine. What is Foggy supposed to do with his nice suit? If only he had Suit Ball!
Fuck Mr. Nelson. He sucks.