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[benjipwns]

I'm sorry, but you get an apron!

 

[DominoKid]

I do not know how two meatloafs from two contestants got them aprons, i love meatloaf don't get me wrong. I mean i make a great meatloaf and my friends always want me to make it but come on, if someone brought me a meatloaf in a food cooking contest i would have to turn them away.

maybe it was super dank meatloaf though?

i mean, i'd expect them to be really hard on it, so if they liked it its probably really good.

 

[DrEvil]

GIFs are needed of the crazy beaver-guys' stares.. could be used for so many things.

 

[DrForester]

Seems like a more well rounded bunch this year.

 

[RS4-]

Ok, finally saw ep 1.

Favorites out of those that got in:
Sasha
Luca
Adriana
Jessie

Dark horse:
Beaver guy
NFL guy

and yeah, Adriana is ridiculously cute.

 

[Futurevoid]

Sasha is amazing. LOL.

 

[Etrian Oddity]

Jessie. I love a woman who can fillet a fish. <3

 

[RepairmanJack]

Liking the people that have went through so far, but man is it just me or does the show seem more produced/put together? The part with filleting the fish, the part where they walk away while the chick is still talking, so many people going back to get their supporters. Just seemed more forced than usual.

Dammit I know Sasha will probably go far, and it's going to annoy me the entire damn time.

 

[rakhir]

Hopefully Adriana will be in this show for a while, she's stunning.

Can't wait for the first skill challenge episode, half of the people with aprons will be kicked out and it will be glorious to watch.

 

[Grinchy]

I don't know what it is, but I can't stand the "auditions" period of this show. I enjoy the competition when it begins, but these first few episodes are so unwatchable to me.

 

[DJ_Lae]

I don't know what it is, but I can't stand the "auditions" period of this show. I enjoy the competition when it begins, but these first few episodes are so unwatchable to me.

Agreed.

They milk out some back story, have the tasting with the judges giving bizarre stares, and then one says yes, one says no, and then final judge just sort of sits there while dramatic music swells up and the contestant starts pleading over why they should get an apron.

Then it cuts to the Masterchef door, it opens, and they come skipping out with a shit-eating grin on their face.

Or they pad it out with stuff like that proposal for contestants who don't make it.

 

[RepairmanJack]

Agreed.

They milk out some back story, have the tasting with the judges giving bizarre stares, and then one says yes, one says no, and then final judge just sort of sits there while dramatic music swells up and the contestant starts pleading over why they should get an apron.

Then it cuts to the Masterchef door, it opens, and they come skipping out with a shit-eating grin on their face.

Or they pad it out with stuff like that proposal for contestants who don't make it.

The dissagreeing this year seems way over the top as well. Graham says it has tons of flavor, Lex Luthor says he disagrees the other judges are stupid, Graham says "well, I disagree.". It seemed like the exact same argument every time.

 

[benjipwns]

And we're back. Two hours again, first mystery box in the second hour.

 

[Tamanon]

Hmm, that looked really delicious actually. Simple but good.

I think Joe was absolutely floored his grandma was black.

Oh yeah, we're in Community now. Wonder if folks will find the thread, lol.

 

[benjipwns]

Well, that seemed unnecessary. Probably unsanitary too.

That one guy looks like Tony Parker.

 

[Tamanon]

So many lambs.

 

[zero_suit]

Hmm, that looked really delicious actually. Simple but good.

I think Joe was absolutely floored his grandma was black.

Oh yeah, we're in Community now. Wonder if folks will find the thread, lol.

I had a hunch this thread was moved.

 

[Tamanon]

Joe being an ass already! Just saying hello or sending them home.

 

[DominoKid]

Joe in full asshole mode is a sight to behold lol.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

Yessss superior group going on.

 

[Zoe]

Oh yeah, we're in Community now. Wonder if folks will find the thread, lol.

Yeah, cause this thread is spanning all of the seasons. We could probably stay in OT if there was one thread per season.

 

[Tamanon]

Oh god, his stares are still there. Please keep him on for that.

LOL talking shit about his opponent's dish.

 

[zero_suit]

Dat arrogance

 

[benjipwns]

Both of you are not going to the MasterChef kitchen....

JUST ONE OF YOU IS

 

[Tamanon]

"Both of you are NOT going to the Masterchef kitchen......."

"Just one of you is!"

Did it too quick for a good troll.

 

[DominoKid]

damn they actually got rid of the hot chick. dont usually see that in a reality show.

 

[zero_suit]

damn they actually got rid of the hot chick. dont usually see that in a reality show.

True, it's refreshing, though.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

damn they actually got rid of the hot chick. dont usually see that in a reality show.

to be fair, they got a few to choose from this year.

 

[Tamanon]

C'mon Luca! Let 'em both in.

TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Gotta get those valuable tears!

 

[redmetal86]

Oh Ramsay you ruseman.

 

[zero_suit]

King of trolls

 

[DominoKid]

oh i'm so glad they let that dude in. that would've been dirty as hell to let him get to the last elimination and not get in.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

Gordon just showed Graham how a troll is done.

 

[Chamber]

Saving Luca's elimination for the next episode. I see your game, Gordon.

 

[Tamanon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPpzJAzdpTU

Gordon was watching Key and Peele apparently.

 

[Zoe]

I saw that troll coming a mile away :lol

 

[DominoKid]

i want a Masterchef mystery box.

 

[Tamanon]

Graham making fun of Ramsay with the "The single most delectable....potato"

 

[DominoKid]

so how do Natasha and that other chick have beef already?

 

[Zoe]

so how do Natasha and that other chick have beef already?

At this point they should have already been put up in the hotel.

 

[zero_suit]

so how do Natasha and that other chick have beef already?

I have no idea.

 

[Tamanon]

so how do Natasha and that other chick have beef already?

Yeah, been joking about that too. I think they've had a couple days together already. Got their first lessons probably.

 

[DominoKid]

At this point they should have already been put up in the hotel.

Yeah, been joking about that too. I think they've had a couple days together already. Got their first lessons probably.

ah. i forget they arent rolling through all this stuff in one.

 

[Tamanon]

Oh man, she's going to be insufferable.

 

[DominoKid]

damn that's some expensive cheese. and that meat looks fucking delicious.

 

[Zoe]

Oh man, she's going to be insufferable.

Yep

 

[Tamanon]

I can't wait for them to start yelling at the cooks for butchering expensive ingredients.

 

[Zoe]

Man, how is the vegetarian gonna last.

 

[Tamanon]

Langoustine Mac n Cheese is pretty boring.

 

[Zoe]

:lol @ the finger