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[Sblargh]

If the bunny gets over, the poor NXT guy in the costume will have to learn how to wrestle with it on.

 

[KissVibes]

AHAHAHAHA

ZACK RYDER IS THE MOTHERFUCKING BUNNY.

And after this Kane feud that'll ruin him when John Cena bails his ass out, Daniel Bryan will be a chicken or some shit.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Goldust really needs some better quality paint. Shit is staining all over the ring.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

lmao Goldust looks like a lost, melted old man

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

He feels created, not human. Manufactured. Something about his robotic behavior, I don't know.

This post make Byron sad

 

[strobogo]

Byron's work at the HOF red carpet was as unsettling of human behavior as I've seen that didn't involve murder or molesting. He also looks like he's legitimately made of plastic.

 

[slightconfuse]

What happened to Cody? He has so much upside and seems to be wasting away

Turn him heel and have him fued with ig Bryan

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

lmao Goldust looks like a lost, melted old man

Somebody should .gif his face before this match started. He looked hilarious.

Also, lol at that disaster kick swerve. I almost fell for it.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

This post make Byron sad

That's a nice attempt at an emotion BUT I'M NOT BUYING IT MAGGLE!

 

[Sblargh]

This was cute. Main event making me feel better, I will tune out before Cena and call it a good WWE night.

Yep, that is my cue. Good night, neogaf.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

I hope Little Johnny shows up tonight.

 

[Vylash]

"a scene that was hard to watch" well that's true

 

[Toki767]

This must be where Cena kills Wyatt's character. Thankfully no one watches the Network.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Cena has an angelic singing voice ;_;

 

[blackaroni]

Just got home. Looks like Main Event is pretty good.

 

[KissVibes]

GOD CENA, YOU SUCK.


Also, Cena should put out a shitty Country album.

 

[strobogo]

Hey guys, do you think Jim Duggan is racist and that's why he had instant heat with Tony Atlas?

Hey guys, why does Summer Rae look 10 years older than she is?

Hey guys, do you think Byron and Eva were made at the same factory?

Hey guys, what colors does Cena have left for shirts?

Hey guys, why are Canadians so white?

Hey guys, why is Booker T so awesome?

He guys, why does this promo fucking suck?


I don't know how kids are into Cena like they are. When I was 7, this kind of shit would have made me roll my eyes and go play some games or with my Power Rangers toys.

 

[Phatmac]

John Cena putting the final nail in the Wyatt's family coffin.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Great Cena promo.

 

[Toki767]

Cena spent his whole promo tearing down Wyatt's gimmick and trying to sell merchandise lol

 

[Vylash]

Okay that wasn't as bad as I thought it would be

 

[Big One]

Cena cutting another shitty promo into a heavy mark crowd. Meh

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Love him or hate him, you have to respect John Cena.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Boiler plate Cena shit 101, waste of time, air, and space. Fuck him fuck his defenders, fuck wrestling.

EDIT: Oh look, people who can cut promos!

 

[Ithil]

This is my message, now please buy this merch and give me money.

 

[Toki767]

Big E doing the 5 count gimmick on a Network commercial?

 

[Deleted member 47027]

That Mania Rewind looks amazingly giffable.

 

[Macho Madness]

Whether you love him or hate him, you have to respect John Cena.

 

[Serpentine]

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[Toki767]

Does Kofi's eyes look weird to anyone else? He's like the reverse of being cross-eyed.

Also he likes his PSP. Dude probably doesn't know what a Vita is.

 

[strobogo]

Lol, he should have just gone out there and said, "by my new shirt and rally towel!".

 

[slightconfuse]

Please by my merch

 

[Arrowgigantic]

oooOOOooo-OOO-ooo-ooo-oo

Fat Bert Teaster wanna sex you up

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Kofi with a OG PSP is like Roman Reigns buying Ghosts on 360

 

[Ithil]

That's some shameful shit. A merch advertisement disguised as a promo furthering his feud.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Titty Master Analysis time!

 

[Deleted member 47027]

oooOOOooo-OOO-ooo-ooo-oo

Fat Bert Teaster wanna sex you up

He's bulking brah. Gotta put on some pounds to make gainz.

 

[slightconfuse]

That's some shameful shit. A merch advertisement disguised as a promo furthering his feud.

Well if all the kids but his merch the Wyatt's won't win

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Titty Master Analysis time!

Self avatar quotes is pretty sad.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

LOL those guys were so happy when that happened.

Self avatar quotes is pretty sad.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Please by my merch

Tell me that ain't a robot clone.

I feel bad for the real John Cena. How long can one man be held prisoner?

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

If the bunny gets over, the poor NXT guy in the costume will have to learn how to wrestle with it on.

Get Dean Ambrose involved and start a Furry Division.

 

[strobogo]

That's some shameful shit. A merch advertisement disguised as a promo furthering his feud.

That was the most blatant merch shill promo since DX in 2006. His reaction to what happened at ER was, "I might have to do this alone. Now let me talk about my shirts and look at this sweet towel available at merch stands and WWEshop.com."

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

I gotta say, Eva Marie being pissed that Summer didn't tag her in their match is pretty dumb even by fake reality show story standards.

 

[Arrowgigantic]

He's bulking brah. Gotta put on some pounds to make gainz.

Tick tock you don't stop

 

[Professor Beef]

Tell me that ain't a robot clone.

I feel bad for the real John Cena. How long can one man be held prisoner?

The last time we saw him was when the T-1Lesnar was let out of control against him and Cena barely defeated him. Cena was really trying to give a veiled message to the audience when he said "I might have to take some time off after this." Now the actual Cena is kept in Skynet's underground base, serving as the template for the Cena drones that we see each and every Monday Night on Raw.

 

[cr_blah_blah]

Is there an exact moment when Cena went from corny, lame ass rapper dude that people incorrectly fondly remember to corny, lame ass robot dude that people correctly dislike?

I was on hiatus during his Smackdown run.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Aw shit, I guess I'll watch this Mania Rewind since it's on now...

 

[Ithil]

That was the most blatant merch shill promo since DX in 2006. His reaction to what happened at ER was, "I might have to do this alone. Now let me talk about my shirts and look at this sweet towel available at merch stands and WWEshop.com."

Also obnoxious because he phrased it as an inspirational message, like, "this is my heroic slogan and message, if you also believe in this inspirational message give me money for this towel". Pretty cynical sentiment.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

This Mania rewind is gonna remind us all that Savage is dead and no longer with us.