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"please don't take my title, fella"
Macho Madness
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1-800 i feckin got me arse owned
Sweeney Tom
Banned
Impact May 22 spoilers
lol
* MVP, Bobby Lashley and Kenny King kick off Impact. MVP rips on the fans and talks about having power. King and Lashley also cut promos. The Wolves interrupt and attack them but get beat down. Eddie Edwards takes a spear fro Lashley. They end up beating them to the stage and Lashley spears Davey Richards off the stage through a table.
* Eric Young comes out and has words for MVP. MVP comes back out with Lashley and King. Austin Aries ends up making the save for Young to a big pop. Aries and MVP cut promos on each other.
* Austin Aries beat MVP by DQ when King and Lashley interrupted. Eric Young made the save but got beat down. MVP announces Lashley vs. Young but Dixie Carter and Ethan Carter III interrupts. Dixie wonders why MVP won't return her phone calls. This leads to Bully Ray coming out with a pipe. He chases Dixie and Ethan to the back. Ray ends up getting into it with MVP and knocked down by King. Ray gets triple teamed. Dixie comes back out with Ethan and orders him to set up a table. Ethan goes to put Ray through it but gets blocked. Dixie distracts Ray and Ethan puts him through the table any way.
* Backstage segment with The Beautiful People.
* Willow defeated Magnus in a Falls Count Anywhere match. The newcomer Bram interfered twice.
* Eddie Edwards called out MVP, King and Lashley. Davey Richards is injured and was taken away to a hospital. King comes out and lays Edwards out.
* Another backstage segment that was missed.
* Angelina Love comes out for an open challenge that's answered by Brittany. Angelina retains her Knockouts Title over Brittany after help from Velvet Sky. The Beautiful People smeared lipstick and put a brown bag on Brittany after the match until Gail Kim made the save.
* Bobby Lashley defeated Eric Young in a non-title match when King and MVP interfered. The referee went to call for the bell but MVP stopped it. MVP played like the referee was in on it. Austin Aries ran out but got beat down by Lashley. Impact ended with Lashley, King and MVP celebrating.
* Eric Young comes out and has words for MVP. MVP comes back out with Lashley and King. Austin Aries ends up making the save for Young to a big pop. Aries and MVP cut promos on each other.
* Austin Aries beat MVP by DQ when King and Lashley interrupted. Eric Young made the save but got beat down. MVP announces Lashley vs. Young but Dixie Carter and Ethan Carter III interrupts. Dixie wonders why MVP won't return her phone calls. This leads to Bully Ray coming out with a pipe. He chases Dixie and Ethan to the back. Ray ends up getting into it with MVP and knocked down by King. Ray gets triple teamed. Dixie comes back out with Ethan and orders him to set up a table. Ethan goes to put Ray through it but gets blocked. Dixie distracts Ray and Ethan puts him through the table any way.
* Backstage segment with The Beautiful People.
* Willow defeated Magnus in a Falls Count Anywhere match. The newcomer Bram interfered twice.
* Eddie Edwards called out MVP, King and Lashley. Davey Richards is injured and was taken away to a hospital. King comes out and lays Edwards out.
* Another backstage segment that was missed.
* Angelina Love comes out for an open challenge that's answered by Brittany. Angelina retains her Knockouts Title over Brittany after help from Velvet Sky. The Beautiful People smeared lipstick and put a brown bag on Brittany after the match until Gail Kim made the save.
* Bobby Lashley defeated Eric Young in a non-title match when King and MVP interfered. The referee went to call for the bell but MVP stopped it. MVP played like the referee was in on it. Austin Aries ran out but got beat down by Lashley. Impact ended with Lashley, King and MVP celebrating.
lol
hahahahahahaha
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
Member
Serpentine
Banned
so much interference
Dr Duncan Steel
Member
Rusev should go to TNA
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
Member
Man, Dr. Pepper tastes like crap from a 2 liter bottle. 12 oz can 4 lyfe.
funkystudent
Member
when he is feed to Cena and is relegated to permanent jobber/joke character status he might.
Well that is if TNA is still around by then. When is the ETA on Rusev jobbing to Cena? Summerslam?
Macho Madness
Member
Most sodas stink straight out of a bottle. Fountain or can taste best.
Dr Duncan Steel
Member
I'm just gonna go ahead and address the elephant in the room because everyones been thinking about it and that
Whatever happened to the whole defending the title every Impact?!?!
There is more from May 29th partial spoilers:
- TNA taped part of the May 29th episode of Impact Wrestling on Wednesday night in Orlando. Below are partial spoilers for the episode, thanks to Eric:
* Bram defeated Tigre Uno in under 5 minutes. Bram went to attack Tigre after the match but Magnus came out and stopped him. Magnus challenges Bram to go at someone like Willow.
* Gunner and Mr. Anderson defeated Bro Mans. After the match, The Menagerie came out and beat down BroMans as they tried to recover from the loss.
* The crew sets up tables all around the stage. Bully Ray comes out and wants to see Dixie Carter, Rockstar Spud, Ethan Carter III, MVP, Kenny King and Bobby Lashley put through tables and won't stop until it's done. MVP, King and Lashley beat Ray down until Austin Aries, Eric Young and The Wolves make the save. We get a six-man match.
* MVP, Kenny King and Bobby Lashley defeated The Wolves and Austin Aries when MVP pinned Davey Richards
* Bram defeated Tigre Uno in under 5 minutes. Bram went to attack Tigre after the match but Magnus came out and stopped him. Magnus challenges Bram to go at someone like Willow.
* Gunner and Mr. Anderson defeated Bro Mans. After the match, The Menagerie came out and beat down BroMans as they tried to recover from the loss.
* The crew sets up tables all around the stage. Bully Ray comes out and wants to see Dixie Carter, Rockstar Spud, Ethan Carter III, MVP, Kenny King and Bobby Lashley put through tables and won't stop until it's done. MVP, King and Lashley beat Ray down until Austin Aries, Eric Young and The Wolves make the save. We get a six-man match.
* MVP, Kenny King and Bobby Lashley defeated The Wolves and Austin Aries when MVP pinned Davey Richards
Wff is happening over there with all these turns that don't make sense and people returning from major injuries in a week.
edit: If this continues for New York tapings expect a bloodbath
Serpentine
Banned
iunno it's dumb that they turned
heel in the first place when they're so short on babyfaces worth a shit, so it's for the better that they re-turned him
A Double
well he's running out of black jobbers so whatever ppv after payback will probably begin the Cena hunt
Lana is the only one surviving it
edit: and she has her own theme already as a manager lol shes going to outlast him
They've turned him at least 80 times since he resigned a while ago, they really don't know what they're doing
I'd like to think that it baffles everyone into an odd state of bafflement.
(Which in turn may be even MORE baffling.)
Very Long Answer:
(+ Vince Russo)
BronsonLee
Member
I sold my GA for 100, but they were going for like 125-130. Very silly. What a huge bump up in price for no reason
Late reply, not sure if anyone else got to you. But Maffew noticed that one of his videos got copyright claimed by RF Video. Guess he had a discussion with them and they basically said he can't use their footage for his.
Dr Duncan Steel
Member
1,000 words about the Turning of the Screw by 8 am tomorrow and here I am reading Impact spoilers.
lovely ladies
Member
Unless you're dying to play it on opening day, I would advise against pre-ordering it. I mean, it is a ubisoft game. The thing will be $40-45 shortly after release, they always pull that shit.
Nothing will stop me from having this on day 1, absolutely nothing
Sweeney Tom
Banned
If you're reading them trying to understand the reasoning behind everything that happened, I'm afraid you'll be reading them loooong past 8 AM
Dr Duncan Steel
Member
Basically discussing about the title and how much of a sick fuck the Governess is.
This book sucks btw.
Serpentine
Banned
In WWE they'd all be jobbing to Rusev
What the fuck happened with Sin Cara and Sheamus? I wanna know how that started and how Sheamus, a guy that seems to really enjoy working stiff, has gotten his ass beaten by Hunico and Yoshi Tatsu.
Of course.
Of course.
Just because you enjoy working stiff doesn't mean you can't get your ass beat.
That's how it fucking happened
Mr. Luchador
Member
For some reason I picture Vince Russo entering every room like Rusev now. Same music. Same build up.
Imagine Russo's brooklyn accent, 'NEHMUNYAAAAH'
Sheamus just seemed like a dude who could legitimately beat ass and take a beating. The Tatsu story painted him as a total fucking pushover, which I guess makes sense given Tatsu's background as you made me aware, but man. This just cements it, dude is not living up to the image he portrays :/
I bet MODERN DAY Batista could throw down better.
I bet MODERN DAY Batista could throw down better.
I was the complete opposite where nothing would make me get it day 1...
..until I saw it for $18.
Oh god. Fuck New Criticism. I'm sorry
Dr Duncan Steel
Member
600 more words. I'm just gonna run down the play by play of the Cena Wyatt cage match. It's basically the same thing.
bloodyroarxx
Member
Stupid excited for RoH/NJPW this weekend first time being at a wrasslin show since Breakdown '98
cr_blah_blah
Member
This Unleashed episode of SAS has weird editing. Halfway through he does the whole ending process then it starts right back up like a new episode about 45 minutes in. I think I imagined Bischoff being a little more interesting but it's good still.
I predict that "da sheetz" will probably report this too. It probably will not have happened then either.
Dark Ninja
Member
I hope Hunico did rough up Shaemus, so he could get a Vince Mcmahon salivating over a guy who can take care of himself push.
And Running Man.