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May Wrasslin' |BO-T| It's hard for a post to become a thread

A girl who looks like Brie Larson sent me a message asking to hang out and watch wrestling.
Wrestling
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Like what you like, wear wrestling shirts, talk about anime in public.
Dream it and achieve it.

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Go get em. I'm jealous as fuck for you.

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Gorillaz

Member
Make a shirt for every one of your avatars and wear them. And don't forget to talk about your knowledge of pornstars in public.

If that doesn't get you laid I don't know what will.

Throwing out pornstar names on first date is the obvious best test to see if she is soulmate worthy or not
 

Plywood

NeoGAF's smiling token!
You are legit one of the most attractive people I have seen on this forum, for real. I have no idea what you are doing wrong, because you should be rolling in it. You either aren't putting yourself out there or aren't confident.

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We can get through this
I might PM you later.
Make a shirt for every one of your avatars and wear them. And don't forget to talk about your knowledge of pornstars in public.

If that doesn't get you laid I don't know what will.
You are a lethal dose of poison and I will not be injected.
Ply looks like Jon Snow. Maybe he can't get any because he's a big nasty BASTARD.
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Data West

coaches in the WNBA
So AJ is still doing the Syles Clash after nearly killing that kid in the indy fed, eh? Would be like if Owen started busting out sitdown tombstones every week after breaking Austin's neck
 
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Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member
So AJ is still doing the Syles Clash after nearly killing that kid in the indy fed, eh? Would be like if Owen started busting out sitdown tombstones every week after breaking Austin's neck

It was the kid's fault doe
 

strobogo

Banned
So AJ is still doing the Syles Clash after nearly killing that kid in the indy fed, eh? Would be like if Owen started busting out sitdown tombstones every week after breaking Austin's neck

The main difference being, of course, that Owen fucked up the tombstone, while the people taking the Styles Clash fucked up taking the move.
 
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Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member
He's far from the first one to mess up. The move is dangerous. It's a stupid risk for a move that doesn't look good at all.

I dunno, I don't feel it's THAT dangerous compared to a lot of other stuff, but we can agree to disagree. I could go for NO MORE DIVING HEADBUTTS OFF THE TOP TO THE FLOOR too.
 
He's far from the first one to mess up. The move is dangerous. It's a stupid risk for a move that doesn't look good at all.

Exactly. AJ always gets butthurt about people saying he shouldn't use it because people get hurt. He always says "just don't tuck your head and you'll be fine!"

But the reality is, it's happened to too many people that you could really blame AJ for not coaching them on it, especially since being back on the indies.

McCool never had that happen when she did the damn move because she doesn't just jump up like he does, she fell forward
 

strobogo

Banned
He's far from the first one to mess up. The move is dangerous. It's a stupid risk for a move that doesn't look good at all.

Exactly. AJ always gets butthurt about people saying he shouldn't use it because people get hurt. He always says "just don't tuck your head and you'll be fine!"

But the reality is, it's happened to too many people that you could really blame AJ for not coaching them on it, especially since being back on the indies.

McCool never had that happen when she did the damn move because she doesn't just jump up like he does, she fell forward

It's happened to about 3 people over 13 years. It's a safe move.
 

Sblargh

Banned
So, I google "Jesse Ventura" because he turned out to be my favorite commentator and holy shit, he has a full blown political career.

He was mayor while working at WCW at the same time?
 
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Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member
So, I google "Jesse Ventura" because he turned out to be my favorite commentator and holy shit, he has a full blown political career.

He was mayor while working at WCW at the same time?

Watch Predator, please.
 

strobogo

Banned
So, I google "Jesse Ventura" because he turned out to be my favorite commentator and holy shit, he has a full blown political career.

He was mayor while working at WCW at the same time?

Yes. You really weren't aware that he was a mayor and then governor?
 

strobogo

Banned
Watch Predator, please.

Buncha slack jawed rabbits in here.

I'm from Brazil, mang, why would I know any american mayor and governor?

Because it was mentioned frequently while he was in WCW and is always mentioned on screen in the WWF when he has done anything with the company. And he's made multiple appearances over the past 15 years or so. And it was seemingly all the wrestling world could talk about when he was elected governor. WCW, WWE, and ECW talked about it quite a lot when it happened.

In fact, he's most famous for being the wrestler turned politician. More than being a wrestler, announcer, or actor.
 

Sblargh

Banned
I never noticed. Or maybe I thought it was wrasslin'-speak for who knows what. And hey, I decided to google it after watching Beach Bash '92 at your request, stro.

It was really good. The first two matches are bad, the third is all right and then it's all golden all the way to end. I'll review it after I'm finally done with wrestlemania.
 

Sblargh

Banned
He is really great. He really analyze the match, call out people for doing risk stuff without reason, explain what the hold does, why that was smart, why that was not. And while he was technically a heel comentator, he barely went into "I'll worship the heel because mwahaha" mode.
 

Sblargh

Banned
I believe that, with people calling Paul "Hunter". It's just that "Fandango" is more outlandish, but I think most people are called by their WWE name.
 

Ultratech

Member
I'm from Brazil, mang, why would I know any american mayor and governor?

Not knowing about him as a Mayor, I could maybe understand that.

But Governor? C'mon!

(Also, watch The Running Man.)

I'm not sure I could kiss Summer Rae with passion.

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Heh, you reminded me of this lady who worked for the Doctor who did Lasik surgery on me.

She had a really pointy nose that I compared to a Penguin or a Buzzard.
It was kinda funny.
 
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