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Sblargh

Banned
I don't hate black people in general. I don't hate Owl. I definitely don't hate Michael Jackson and I don't know what could have prompted that. I don't hate Sblargh. I hate ECW on TNN a lot.

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You tellin me Stro didn't like something

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Get the list running of things Stro hates:

-Mad Max
-Running Man
-ECW
-Most of WCW
-Cena(but he respects him)
-Black people in general
-Aiii
-Nocturnowl(or is that just me?)
-Indie Wrestling
-Michael Jackson
-Sblargh
-Anime
-Japanese Vido Games
-Slim fit jeans

added some to the list
 

strobogo

Banned
I'll give you some things to add to the list

The Nasty Boys
Mike Tenay
TNA
Firefly
Mangos
Lucha
The Deer Hunter
Bean Breath
Watermarks on gifs you didn't do anything to
 

Sblargh

Banned
During the Roman Reigns fight, there was a woman cheering for Mark Henry that was going in a very funny squeaky voice: "Kick his head! Kick. His. Head."
 
I think its safe to safe if its a person, place, or thing, chances are Stro hates it.

It might be easier to make a list of things Stro doesn't hate.
 

somedevil

Member
Rest of the Impact Spoilers:

Rest of 6/5

* There was video from earlier of Mr. Anderson and James Storm drunk after a beer drinking contest at a local bar. Anderson reveals he was just playing along and isn't really drunk. Anderson beats Storm around the bar and out to the parking lot, leaving him in a dumpster.

* Anderson comes to the ring dressed as a cowboy. He picks on Storm for being a drunk. The real Storm comes out and they end up brawling. Storm challenges Anderson to a match at Slammiversary.

* Angelina Love defeated Madison Rayne with the Knockouts Title on the line, with help from Velvet Sky. Brittany came out and watched the match but didn't stop Velvet.
Read more at

6/12 Spoiler:

* Eric Young comes out and talks about defending against MVP at Slammiversary. He calls out MVP, Kenny King and Bobby Lashley. MVP comes out and will let EY pick a stipulation for their match if he can beat two of them in one night.

* Bobby Lashley defeated Eric Young. After the match, Lashley attacked Young until Samoa Joe made the save. They brawled until Joe sent Lashley up the ramp.

* Magnus and Bram come to the ring. They talk about Willow and he comes out. Willow says "we" will take Magnus out at Slammiversary. Bram says he will be at ringside for Magnus on Sunday. Willow has someone too and brings out Abyss. A big brawl breaks out and Willow and Abyss clear the ring.

* Knox defeated Robbie E. The Menagerie did a lot of shenanigans here.

* Eric Young defeated Kenny King.

* Ethan Carter III and Rockstar Spud come to the ring and bring out Brooke Tessmacher. Ethan asks if she's still with Bully Ray and she says no. They accuse her of being pregnant and try to intimidate her. Ray comes out and says they split on good terms. He calls her an awesome girlfriend. Ethan challenges Ray to a Tables Match at Slammiversary but Bully wants a Texas Death Match. Ethan accepts.

* Gail Kim defeated Madison Rayne and Brittany to become the new #1 contender. Velvet Sky and Angelina Love were on commentary. They came to the ring and distracted the referee and tried to spray Gail with hairspray.

* Eric Young defeated VP in another non-title match, by disqualification. The match began with King and Lashley attacking EY as he made his entrance. The DQ came when MVP used a steel chair. MVP cuts a promo and says he doesn't care what stipulation EY picks. EY is still down but struggles to get up. He announces a steel cage match for Slammiversary.

Supposed Slammiversary Card:

Steel Cage Match for the TNA World Heavyweight Title
MVP vs. Eric Young

TNA Knockouts Title Match
Gail Kim vs. Angelina Love

Texas Death Match
Ethan Carter III vs. Bully Ray

James Storm vs. Mr. Anderson(possible Stipulation match as well)

Abyss and Willow vs. Bram and Magnus

Kenny King vs Austin Aries

Bobby Lashley vs Samoa Joe

The Menagerie vs. BroMans.

That Bully thing with Brooke is hilarious and that stipulation for the title match is a test to me if TNA can top the match at extreme rules. Plus I feel sorry for the wolves and Sanada right now.
 

Plywood

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I wasn't ready for that...twist of fate
Speaking of Jeff Harvey, I decided to peak at Impact because the 5 countless fans in this thread were raving over The Menage a Trois and I wanted to see the hype. Very deflating except for the Rebel's, but getting back to Harvey, the Willow character, he actually sells with the same high pitch he does in his promos, :lol
 
That Bully thing with Brooke is hilarious and that stipulation for the title match is a test to me if TNA can top the match at extreme rules. Plus I feel sorry for the wolves and Sanada right now.
Yeah,
where the fuck are they
I think its safe to safe if its a person, place, or thing, chances are Stro hates it.

It might be easier to make a list of things Stro doesn't hate.
Kanyon
GnR
uhhhhhhhh
 
Source: The Wrestling Observer

John Cena reportedly wants to work with Big E. at some point down the line. It's possible that they'll do something after SummerSlam. We reported several months ago that Cena and Big E. are very good friends and Cena was the one that lobbied WWE management to give him a push.



RIP Big E's career
 

Plywood

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I hope Big E brings that twitter persona with him and they actually have a really goofy and fun feud. inb4 monster booking
 

Gorillaz

Member
Fighting Big E at something like Summerslam seems like such a waste. Unless this is suppose to be a burial. I mean he lost his title with no real build up for him to even defend it at all and even with the title he was just floating around endlessly.

I don't even see what type of build up that will be other than generic shit
 

Showaddy

Member
Source: The Wrestling Observer

John Cena reportedly wants to work with Big E. at some point down the line. It's possible that they'll do something after SummerSlam. We reported several months ago that Cena and Big E. are very good friends and Cena was the one that lobbied WWE management to give him a push.



RIP Big E's career

Booking and creative have all ready killed Big E, Cena's just taking the body out to the dumpster.
 

somedevil

Member
Yeah,
where the fuck are they

Here is the schedule for the wolves and Sanada:

Sanada on tv next week and then is not on tv for over a month and right now is not scheduled to be on the pay per view.

The Wolves one is hilarious because they get there
asses kicked multiple times during the tapings and are not booked on the pay per view
 

zychi

Banned
Big E is the dude in the elbow surgery 10min promo for Cena. He broke some lifting record at Cena's lifting facility. They've been buddies for awhile now.
 
Fighting Big E at something like Summerslam seems like such a waste. Unless this is suppose to be a burial. I mean he lost his title with no real build up for him to even defend it at all and even with the title he was just floating around endlessly.

I don't even see what type of build up that will be other than generic shit

Have them tag team for a few weeks and have Big E turn and then have Cena bury him in a one PPV feud.

Its ok. Cena probably needs a new black guy to bury every 6 months since Mark Henry's wrestling days are probably coming to a end sooner or later so Big E will probably still have a place.
 
What I don't understand the most about COTC is that most of them (for years) had really long undercard matches with mid carders. Like 20-30 minutes. But those same matches on PPV would be 7 minutes.

Midnight express vs somoan Swat team was like 20 minutes. they had to cut 2 matches to make room for the main event.

like how the clashes are used to build to a ppv
 
Source: The Wrestling Observer

John Cena reportedly wants to work with Big E. at some point down the line. It's possible that they'll do something after SummerSlam. We reported several months ago that Cena and Big E. are very good friends and Cena was the one that lobbied WWE management to give him a push.



RIP Big E's career

they are good friends, this can mean a good thing

look what happened to shaemus for being hhhs workout buddy
 
You'd prefer Cena bury the entire tag division over giving Big E "the rub"?
The tag division with The Usos, Rybaxel, Los Matadores, and 3MB? Only the Usos are worth not burying.

Actually, The Wyatt Family too. CENA CAN EXTEND THE WYATT FAMILY FEUD EVEN FURTHER
 
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