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Please let me hang out with 40 year Olds that look like Summer Rae.

She's not 30 years old?

I'm watching last week's Total Divas.


Seeing Emma on there makes me sad they just threw away the investment they made on NXT.

It would be cool if they did a season of Total Divas with the new girls and other Divas so you can get to know them despite it being a work of a work.

And they seriously need a new booker and consistent direction. The Divas should have two matches per show and storylines. Tag division should be there. Unify the mid card titles. Focus...
 

KissVibes

Banned
NXT's newest referee;

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Happy for Drake, hope he has a long career with WWE.

Good for him.

Doesn't have to murder his body all the time for practically no money, and WWE has someone to take the occasional crazy referee bump.
 

DMczaf

Member
Has anyone made an algorithm that allows you to input a photo of someone, and it sends back a list of the top porn actress matches?

This would be for science purposes.
 

Rapstah

Member
Pet peeve about blood feud matches: why would the babyface give a shit about being DQ'd? Don't let go of your submission hold because of a rope break, your aim is hurting the guy.

Also HD blood for the short while that WWE did that is weird.
 

strobogo

Banned
Well, did the Divas in NXT season 3 and the previous fitness models have the Performance Center, Sara Delray and time to develop in the way Emma, Sasha Banks, Paige, Charlotte, Summer Ray have?

They may be competent workers but are they going to get an opportunity to be a part of programs, fueds, etc? Probably not.

But since we're on the topic, Alicia Foxx has improved from being the potato bandit she used to be. Her elbows, back breaker and bridge are on point.

Mojo can get a six-pack and he'll still suck. He's got no charisma, a terrible gimmick and shoddy ring work.

Brodus looks like an evil monkey genie. I was watching him in the battle Royal and was like I get a racist vibe from him.


Nattie has been wrestling for nearly 15 years, trained with men, wrestled men, and has extensive over seas training. Yet she's noticeably worse at everything than Sasha and Bayley, who even combined don't have the experience of Nattie.
 
https://legitshook.squarespace.com/...argh-reviews-wrestling/2014/5/11/wrestlemania

My wrestlemania review is up with almost 40 gifs for your amusement!

Good review man, it made for a fun read, I suspect you enjoyed the undercard more than a jaded long-time wrestling fan would have. I'll have to rewatch that Steamboat vs Bourne match some time.

Incidentally, the awkward British guy was Lord Alfred Hayes. There don't seem to be many fans of his on WrassleGAF, but I do like him, even if he was kinda bad at his job :p
 

strobogo

Banned
Good review man, it made for a fun read, I suspect you enjoyed the undercard more than a jaded long-time wrestling fan would have. I'll have to rewatch that Steamboat vs Bourne match some time.

Incidentally, the awkward British guy was Lord Alfred Hayes. There don't seem to be many fans of his on WrassleGAF, but I do like him, even if he was kinda bad at his job :p

Steamboat/Doink was probably the best match of the night. I can't even remember a time when I could watch WM1 and not think it was dog shit. Must be nice.


Also, how can one talk about how beautiful a man Tito is, but not give any credit to Steamboat? Steamboat might be the single most attractive wrestler of all time.
 

Rapstah

Member
What the fuck is this ending to Cena/Big Show at Extreme Rules 2009? Show is too big for Cena to use the STF, so Cena gets Big Show's foot stuck in the ropes and then slaps on the other half of the STF himself.

I don't think that's how the STF works.
 
Steamboat/Doink was probably the best match of the night. I can't even remember a time when I could watch WM1 and not think it was dog shit. Must be nice.


Also, how can one talk about how beautiful a man Tito is, but not give any credit to Steamboat? Steamboat might be the single most attractive wrestler of all time.

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What the fuck is this ending to Cena/Big Show at Extreme Rules 2009? Show is too big for Cena to use the STF, so Cena gets Big Show's foot stuck in the ropes and then slaps on the other half of the STF himself.

I don't think that's how the STF works.

And then Show's foot slips out the ropes for good measure, what a finish.
 

Sblargh

Banned
Good review man, it made for a fun read, I suspect you enjoyed the undercard more than a jaded long-time wrestling fan would have. I'll have to rewatch that Steamboat vs Bourne match some time.

Incidentally, the awkward British guy was Lord Alfred Hayes. There don't seem to be many fans of his on WrassleGAF, but I do like him, even if he was kinda bad at his job :p

Oh hey, thanks man. Next one is beach blast 92. I'll try to churn these out every week.
 
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