Not only are crazy soccer fans on a completely different higher level of "oh shit this is scary" compared to any other crazy sports fandom in existence, it seems like there are a scarily high amount of crazy soccer fans. Sorry, that's something I don't even want to remotely associate myself with. If you want to watch soccer and enjoy it, more power to you though.
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Not only are crazy soccer fans on a completely different higher level of "oh shit this is scary" compared to any other crazy sports fandom in existence, it seems like there are a scarily high amount of crazy soccer fans. Sorry, that's something I don't even want to remotely associate myself with. If you want to watch soccer and enjoy it, more power to you though.
Spider from Mars
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I don't tell people I like Doctor Who because the fans are so awful.
I've watched Soccer on TV and have gone to Soccer games. By far they are the most misbehaved fans in the world. I don't have a problem with anyone watching it. But the evidence speaks for itself.
I went to a a games here in Houston some years ago. Semi Finals for CONCACAF Gold Cup. No doubt it was the worst behaved crowd I have ever seen.
Professor Beef
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The only time baseball was *ever* interesting was during the steroid trials. Honestly, they should allow steroids completely in baseball so we can see huge hulking muscle monsters swing trees around. At the very least, it'd be entertaining.
I wish they'd get steroids out of sports in general, but I've always found it kind of funny how we'll crucify baseball players for using steroids but if an NFL player gets busted for the exact same thing the first question everyone asks is "when will he be back?"
avengers23
Banned
Eh. You can abstract that Brazilian referee story to "guy kills guy, second guy's friends take revenge" and wouldn't lose the essence of the story. There is a myriad other explanations for why there's violence on the periphery of soccer vs. American football that don't have anything to do with the actual games.
And I say this as someone who can't stand watching soccer.
Couldn't agree more, friend. Sports need less worrying about "the children" and more hitting baseballs to the moon.
We should get steroids into soccer, but some countries probbaly can't afford them.
Easy to keep the sport clean when the players can barely afford the shin guards
Lambda Pie
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soccer fans are not crazy, american sports fans are just soft as fuck.
Really? A thread and community devoted to pro wrestling would shock you with its pro-steroids stance?
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
Member
Laserfrog is rolling in his grave for all this pumping trouble talk.
If this isn't username/avatar quote begging I don't know what is.
avengers23
Banned
A person repping Buff Bagwell is shocked by people who are pro-juice?
Professor Beef
Banned
Imagine someone swings a redwood at a slider, and before it can even leave the ballpark another musclefiend leaps 30 feet into the air and cathes it with his mouth, then flexes in celebration.
On the way down to the ground.
Fuck man, just make me the commissioner for the Steroid League.
Everyone has guns. It's for the best.
Spider from Mars
tap that thorax
Baseball should be like Baseball Simulator 1.000
It would be way fresher,
It would be way fresher,
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
Member
Is Joe still injured? Maybe he realized he can get more viewers on Twitch and is just going to do that.
Aries probably sees AJ Styles having a good run on the indies and NJPW and wants to be there instead.
Nolan Ryan IV pitching a 15 inning no hitter throwing 140 mph screwballs. Woke up the next morning and wrapped a single ice cube around his shoulder to prepare for his next game that evening.
It seems to be a personal issue but not sure if he doing a CM Punk thing right now. Aries had a blow up backstage and it seems after that they are still punishing him. They got MVP to beat him and during the next 3 weeks of tapings all he did was an xplosion match.
edit: They better have Aries and Joe ready for those New York tapings because that could get ugly if both are not there
Professor Beef
Banned
We're sitting on a gigantic pile of cash here, friend.
bitesnintendog
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I think Joe still isn't cleared from his concussion. Aries blew up at somebody and is being punished for it. It seems like an inopportune time to do so considering they have so few believable main eventers .
Each team employs a team of scientists looking for the next breakthrough, and a team of spies that attempt to steal steroid trade secrets from the other teams.
Imagine the storylines, Beef.
Professor Beef
Banned
All the teams in the US would have rivalries, but then the Olympics come around and it is revealed that the Russians have somehow obtained their own monster league.
The merch sales would be as astronomical as the size of Roger Clemens IX's biceps.
Fine by me. Lets get Eva Marie suited up.
Wow. Genuine out loud laughs were achieved with this.
There would likely be a 19 year old Japanese phenom who does a front flip before releasing his fastball, becoming the first pitcher to break the sound barrier.
slightconfuse
Banned
Mutant League Baseball
I did lol
Marvel
could never
Damn he's good.
Professor Beef
Banned
After a heated 3-day overtime game, a rookie from Massachusetts steps up to the plate and swings his petrified oak earlier than usual. He noticed that the Japanese phenom had a tell, and adjusted his swing accordingly. That point would allow the US to obtain the gold, and would also open up friendly discussions between the two nations about how to further improve on the Super Serum.
"I hate to give it away, but my secret to beating Nomo X is swinging before he even moves. Switching from a 800 year old California Sequoia to a lighter petrified oak helped me achieve the bat speed I needed." - Chipper Jones VIII, while flexing
dead
So beautiful ;___;
Professor Beef
Banned
Truly an inspirational story for any young up and comer.
Joe apparently had a concussion, but then he went on twitter and said it wasn't true...so nobody knows! We haven't seen him since he choked out the world champion Eric Young