Keyser Soze
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I envy you. You are getting a Wrestlemania level moment for such little investment.
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May Wrasslin' |BO-T| It's hard for a post to become a thread
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I envy you. You are getting a Wrestlemania level moment for such little investment.
Spider from Mars
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I bet that Sacrifice will end up being better than Extreme Rules
Carnby
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Stop trolling me.
blackaroni
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Lucky bastard
Spider from Mars
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Don't worry he will be "already in the ring, Adam Rose" and then not on TV at all in no time.
Besides Eddie vs Rey, you didn't miss much. The main event was Hogan vs Piper in the giant cage. The most memorable parts were Savage jumping off the cage and a fan getting beaten up.
I don't know what this means, but you said, "Kane", so yay!
Keyser Soze
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I am watching the boxing tonight, and the level of forced celebrity involvement, and social media nonsense makes WWE look pretty tame in comparison. Also the Showtime commentary is Rob Bartlett level of annoying.
blackaroni
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Carnby
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So fucking envious.
If it makes you feel better, my seat might literally be in the last row of the arena.
Whoop de do...
Keyser Soze
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All boxers thank God. I find this annoying.
Spider from Mars
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Not euphoric enough for you?
Dat lack of education and critical thinking.
When Adam Rose debuts, every section is a party section.
lol i hope you're kidding
No religious discussion in the Wrassle thread. I regret my post already.
I don't think it's a stretch to say that many athletes, especially those in contact sports, probably aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.
Piper is in so many main events in 1997 and 1998, it's depressing. He was awful in the ring even when healthy!
Piper wasn't healthy. He already had hip surgery.
No shit. I know I've said it before but him revealing that he was never actually trained as wrestler on Austin's podcast made his entire career make sense. He never, ever looked like he had any idea how to do anything but throw punches outside of the the matches with Bret, the house show match with Flair (on the Network), and Starrcade with Valentine. He couldn't run the ropes, he bumped awkwardly, he did suplexes and slams weird. He made his career 100% on his charisma. If he couldn't talk like he did, he never would have made it past being a jobber.
He did a pretty good bodyslam with boxing gloves on though....
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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I can't find a picture of Gob with a fedora.
Piper is one of the most successful worst wrestlers of all time. Maybe the worst. I'd put Warrior as a better wrestler than him.
blackaroni
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I don't see Cena winning again, but hell, I didn't see him winning at Wrestlemania either. Maybe he loses and joins the Wyatt family?
Matches of the night for me are gonna be Shield v. Evolution and Hornswaggle v. El Torito. Shield works well together and I see them doing something insane. WeeLC commentary is gonna be awesome.
Matches of the night for me are gonna be Shield v. Evolution and Hornswaggle v. El Torito. Shield works well together and I see them doing something insane. WeeLC commentary is gonna be awesome.
"What a gigantic victory for such a small man!"
"Hornswoggle may have to deal with a lot of bull during this contest!"
I want mini gimmick chairs and ladders.
My gut tells me that Cena goes over again, but gets beaten down after the match, and then shows up on Raw like nothing happened. That he went over at WM when all logic would say he wouldt makes me think that he should lose at ER. Considering that they've pretended for the last month like Bray really won makes me think that Cena will get a definitive win over Bray and then Bray will be a slightly higher on the card version of Ryback for the next year.
What I want and think should REALLY happen is that Bray beats Cena mostly clean. Then Cena gets a beat down after the match that takes him off screen for 2-3 months. Bray then feuds with Bryan over the title during that time. The ratings stay the same or drop during that time and Cena comes back to win the title and stay on top for another 10 years.
I don't like you.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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You have a real understanding for this business, friend.
We need a champion that can capture that Good Morning America audience. Wake up sheeple.
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We need a champ that wears suits that fit him
blackaroni
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There better be some damn mini chairs and mini ladders! I forgot Lawler is gonna be on the announce team, so the commentary may actually suck.
Torito signed the contract with his hoof...does it get any more hype than that?
Ugh, I don't like it either, but I think that's cause we know it's true.
Spider from Mars
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Boxing is boring as shit
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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Choppa suits are a sign of true swag.
It's a work, friend. You shouldn't watch it.
The kids choir from Monday will all come out and surround the ring singing again. Cena will look dismayed and like he is about to become the monster Bray says he is. Then, all of a sudden, from deep within his heart he is even the strength to fight back. He promises the kids that he will grant one wish to all of them if they stop singing. They all turn to their left and right dramatically and then rip of their sheep masks to reveal dozens of smiling faces. Their robes will immediately turn neon green and Cena will pop Bray up and hit the AA. 1-2-3 the balance between good and evil will be restored.
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Keyser Soze
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Mayweather to pull a Undertaker!
lovely ladies
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Piper was pretty fucking awesome in Saint's Row 4, it was probably better than most of his WCW run.
Spider from Mars
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I only watch Floyd because he is from my hometown and I want to see him lose. My only knowledge of boxing comes from Ready 2 Rumble games
lovely ladies
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If he's from your hometown, why do you want him to lose?