Yeah man, it feels like there's a new one of these like every month or so.
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May Wrasslin' |OT| Dontaku about Legit Shook
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Yeah man, it feels like there's a new one of these like every month or so.
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fuckin' called it, man
http://youtu.be/GQWpmmrDyp8?t=18m4s
LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING MEAN GENE.
THIS FIRE LEON ISN'T READY DUDE.
LOOK AT HIM BROTHER HE HAS EYES ON HIS HEAD.
WHAT ARE YOU JACK A MAN OR AN ANIMAL?
MAYBE YOU'RE A MANIMAL DUDE, MAYBE YOU'RE HUANIMAL?
AND WHAT'S WITH THE COLOR SCHEME BROTHER? RED AND BLUE?
RED AND YELLOW NOW THOSE ARE COLORS JACK. THOSE COLORS WILL GET THIS GUY OVER. THE KIDS LOVE THE YELLOW AND RED BROTHER.
AND I HEARD YOU WANT TO GET IN THE SQUARED CIRCLE BROTHER. YOU'RE GONNA TAKE ON MONSTERS IN THE RING DUDE. AND HAVE CAMEOS FROM JAPANESE WRESTLERS. BUT YOU DON'T HAVE THE HULKSTER JACK. THOSE JAPANESE CAN GET ON THEIR KNEES FOR THE ICON HULK HOGAN BROTHER. CAUSE NONE OF THEM SLAMMED THAT 9,000 POUND ANDRE IN THE PONTIAC DOME. BUT I'LL KEEP MY EYE ON YOU FIRE LEON DUDE. AND WATCH YOUR SHOW BECAUSE SOON I'LL MAKE MY WAY TO J-PAN AND WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN AND MY KAIJU SIZED PYTHONS RUN WILD ON YOU!
Hahahahaha. That wasnt the overdrive at all. He's using one of Sami Callihan's moves.
Conrad Link
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So Kaitlyn's secret admirer possibilities:
1) Sandow, so him and Cody can feud in a love triangle.
2) Fandango or USA Guy, NXT reference represent.
3) Maxine! OMG please be Maxine! See above.
4) Big E, planting the feud between Dolph/AJ and him early.
5) Hornswoggle, ah f**k its gonna be Hornswoggle isn't it?
6) Its never referenced again in the history of our sport.
1) Sandow, so him and Cody can feud in a love triangle.
2) Fandango or USA Guy, NXT reference represent.
3) Maxine! OMG please be Maxine! See above.
4) Big E, planting the feud between Dolph/AJ and him early.
5) Hornswoggle, ah f**k its gonna be Hornswoggle isn't it?
6) Its never referenced again in the history of our sport.
It's the headlock driver, yes? I don't really love it, given it has no more impact than the DDT Ambrose does as a signature, but it's much better than the fucking overdrive. Kane sold it well, so it looked good there. I'd rather the Knee Trembler, though, especially with the gunshot salute Ambrose did in FCW and dark matches.
British Monsoon
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Yeah, it's a headlock driver - as used by Sami Callihan and Daizee Haze (who called it the Mind Trip).
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It might take a few weeks, but it'll be #6. I'm sure of it. If it's Big E though that makes sense and can build a good story.
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I'm pretty sure Maxine is no longer with the WWE.
It's Cody. That was the plan for AJ vs Kaitlyn at WM. Then the Bella's came back and the E! Thing happened so they did that. Now they're returning to the storyline they intended I'd reckon.
Cody as a face though, not sure that's gonna work, he has such a smug face, born to be a heel.
Cody as a face though, not sure that's gonna work, he has such a smug face, born to be a heel.
British Monsoon
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ROH uploaded a classic match to celebrate Paul London's return to ROH - I remember loving this one back in the day, it's a pretty wild match and Paul does some crazy shit. Well worth a watch;
Paul London vs Michael Shane - Fight Without Honor - (ROH 09/21/02)
Paul London vs Michael Shane - Fight Without Honor - (ROH 09/21/02)
It already looks better than the skull crushing finale
Edit: ahh, the match where please don't die was born
Conrad Link
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Well Ambrose actually knows how to wrestle well so that much was inevitable.
Hint: close your damn hands together, Miz, it's supposed to be a full nelson.
What a lucky
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Professor Beef
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I think that most, if not all, of the 10 wrestlers we pick for the 10v10 have to be gimmick guys. Doink, Brodus, etc. Those guys are pure wrestling, and it would make the victory over MMA-GAF all the sweeter.
They have hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars. They can't hire a decent director/screenwriter?
If he's out there RKO ing people, I'll wtach it.
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Orotn would be the ast guy on the roster i would cast in a movie
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Cody definitely gets the ladies..lol
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So what's going to be the best bout on the Dontaku card?
Tanahashi v Anderson is my go-to, but this COULD be Suzuki v Okada and make Suzuki shine, shine, shine.
I'll be watching the Suzuki/Okada match closely, I'm most excited to see Suzuki win me over, if he can!
Tanahashi v Anderson is my go-to, but this COULD be Suzuki v Okada and make Suzuki shine, shine, shine.
I'll be watching the Suzuki/Okada match closely, I'm most excited to see Suzuki win me over, if he can!
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I think Suzuki/Okada or Goto/Shibata will be the best on the card, but Tanahashi/Anderson certainly could be up there too - really, the whole card's stacked. I could see almost every match going *** or above, at least three **** or above matches.
I dunno, I like the idea of Kikutaro winning the thing, but I think we'll probably have to go with the real tough guys of wrestling to stand a chance against MMA-GAF; Hulk, Inoki, Jumbo, Hansen, Vader, Gotch, Misawa, Kawada, Kobashi, Bruno, etc.
Professor Beef said:
I dunno, I like the idea of Kikutaro winning the thing, but I think we'll probably have to go with the real tough guys of wrestling to stand a chance against MMA-GAF; Hulk, Inoki, Jumbo, Hansen, Vader, Gotch, Misawa, Kawada, Kobashi, Bruno, etc.
The only likely possibility.7) La Parka
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It really has the possibility of being one of the best cards in quite some time, as there's a lot of...I wouldn't say lulls in the storyline, but a more subdued, "focus on the ring work" type of iPPV that I really enjoy. I'm excited. Just wish I could catch it live.
I respect Boootaaay's foresight to only bring legit shooters to the octagon. Let's not forget Bautista and Bobby Lashley.
Match request: Dean Malenko vs. Shinya Aoki in an "I Quit" match
Let's find out who the man of 1000 holds truly is.
It's nice to want things.
7) La Parka
He doesn't need to send a secret admirer letter though. La Parka just walks up and he wins.
I hope Al Snow has finally coached him up enough to be a fun date.
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GIFcam is dope:
Why would you want the inferior luchador?
Well the match is 20 minutes so at least they gave it time and I bet they are getting ready to give Big E the title soon.
Only if he gets the 5 count gimmick back.
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British Monsoon
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GIFcam's pretty cool, but it needs more options.
The Best There Is, The Best There Was and the Best That Ever Will Be!
The Best There Is, The Best There Was and the Best That Ever Will Be!
Well, he's also good at animating.
Professor Beef
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GIFcam's pretty cool, but it needs more options.
The Best There Is, The Best There Was and the Best That Ever Will Be!
Is that a pig mask? Bret Ham?