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[blackaroni]

 

[Foggy]

King of Gate's just starting, T-Hawk vs Ben-K, CIMA vs Yamamura, YAMATO vs Eita & Shingo vs Mochizuki are the block matches today.

 

[Sephzilla]

goddamnit bryan, dont wrestle again

 

[Caderfix]

Guys, have you heard that Braun Strowman is hurt and will stay away for 4 - 8 weeks?

 

[blackaroni]

What if Braun was an 80s sitcom?

 

[Caderfix]

What if Braun was an 80s sitcom?

It'd last for 4 - 8 weeks.

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

I should have turned off the pitiful Penguin's performance last night in favor of RAW. Christ all mighty was that bad.

 

[Fox318]

What if Braun was an 80s sitcom?

"Braun's in Charge"

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

"Braun's in Charge"

No. He would wear a tight cop outfit with short shorts, drive a bike. They'd call it...CHIPS

 

[jmdajr]

Braun Hurt............

 

[Caderfix]

Braun will return on SmackDown Live, eat Orton/Jinder alive and become the new champion.

 

[formated4tv]

What if Braun was an 80s sitcom?

He'd be the big lovable oaf who would be clumsy and break things, but would somehow still help the cops catch the crooks.

"Sorry Chief, I just tried to open the am bu lamps door, and it flew across the room. I guess the am bu lamps needs an am bu lamps now too"

'STROWMAN! Apologize?! You knocked out the gem thief we've been chasing for the past 6 months! You're a hero!'

Strowman looks at the camera, shrugs, smiles, and the audience yells "That's Our Strowman!", applause, laughter, roll end credits.

This fall on ABC Family.

 

[Sephzilla]

Braun and the active roster have parted ways

Spoiler

for 4-8 weeks

 

[Fox318]

He just doesn't want to face Brock.

 

[Beefy]

Guys, have you heard that Braun Strowman is hurt and will stay away for 4 - 8 weeks?

Have you heard I am black?

 

[Heroman]

He just doesn't want to face Brock.

Nor the big dawg!!!!

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

Random thought but would throwing a moo moo dress on Roman add to his X-Pac heat or take away from it?

I'm the big cow now, moo!

 

[Beefy]

Random thought but would throwing a moo moo dress on Roman add to his X-Pac heat or take away from it?

I'm the big cow now, moo!

It would look better then the vest

 

[Heroman]

Random thought but would throwing a moo moo dress on Roman add to his X-Pac heat or take away from it?

I'm the big cow now, moo!

And you can Milk dat!!!

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

And you can Milk dat!!!

And instead of a fist fuck you pump he milks an invisible udder with his thumb and index finger?

 

[Beefy]

And instead of a fist fuck you pump he milks an invisible udder with his thumb and index finger?

And his nickname is the udder brother

 

[Fox318]

ROMAN HITS THE STEER

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

You mention the vest, beefy, and anytime someone does, I draw a straight line to Kevin Owens who, to my knowledge, is the only person I have seen to acknowledge the fact that Roman wears one by grabbing his hand after slapping Roman across the chest with it.

ROMAN HITS THE STEER

Oh God haha

 

[miserable]

 

[Slizz]

What a terrible Gentleman Jack match for the home crowd. Short match, filled with quick roll ups an no real 'CW' action. Then to cap it off everyone almost saw his taint as he lost.

 

[SallyIsNow]

Taint

 

[Slizz]

Taint

TJP's whole hand was in there holding the tights.... Dangerously close.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Officially under a year and a half away from contract expiration

Let's just honestly pretend the story ended with Mania 30, because that's the closest to a happy ending it's getting otherwise

 

[Tom Nook]

Yikes!

3 concussions being under 19 years old?

 

[Kaladin]

It's happening?

WWE has green-lit a new WWE Network series starring R-Truth, PWInsider.com has confirmed with multiple sources.

WWE secretly filmed a pilot for what would be the Network's first-ever game show with Truth as the host back in March and we are told the series has been picked up for a first season.

The plan is for the series to debut in late summer/early Fall.

 

[jmdajr]

It's happening?

Well that's different. What are the rules? What are they doing? What do they win?

 

[RecRoulette]

Real talk, did Alicia accidentally go to yoga school instead of wrestling school?

Why not both....BANG!!

 

[imBask]

Officially under a year and a half away from contract expiration

Let's just honestly pretend the story ended with Mania 30, because that's the closest to a happy ending it's getting otherwise

the story ends with a TERRIBLE feud against Kane, I will never forget that. Brie is such a great actress

 

[Beefy]

It's happening?

I can see it being good for about a week

 

[Kaladin]

I can see it being good for about a week

R-Truth is no Steve Harvey, that's for sure.

 

[RecRoulette]

It's happening?

Guessing The Newlywed Game but with Tag Teams. Hoping for Greed: The Richest Most Dangerous Game In America

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

Daniel is lucky to be alive.

 

[SallyIsNow]

We all are

 

[Caderfix]

Are we?

 

[Sephzilla]

We are?

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

I am legitimately curious to how many concussions Bryan has suffered over the course of his career.

 

[SallyIsNow]

No

 

[Sweeney Tom]

I am legitimately curious to how many concussions Bryan has suffered over the course of his career.

No way it's under 20

 

[Beefy]

But are we really alive?

 

[Kaladin]

But are we really alive?

The Matrix was a shoot.

 

[RecRoulette]

No

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

No way it's under 20

Didn't he hide concussions or seizures from WWE? Who know what other shit the guy might be hiding.

Edit: Hurry up and be born already Birdie Joe and slap some sense into your father.

 

[Sephzilla]

The Matrix was a shoot.

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

movie will be 20 years old in two more years.

let that sink in.

 

[RecRoulette]

movie will be 20 years old in two more years.

let that sink in.

Is it good?