A WWE Smackdown house show just got announced for my city....on a Monday. Hopefully Nakamura shows up; his name wasn't listed in the press release, but Mojo was.
Is that lust in your eyes, Zach?
One of the floating heads will refuse to follow the script.
Aurora Rose vs Birdie Joe vs Noelle Foley vs Jasmine Johnson.
It's lit.
Dude we all know birdie will wrestle in Japan ,where the Great Dragon Daniel Bryan is a legend there.Aurora Rose vs Birdie Joe vs Noelle Foley vs Jasmine Johnson.
When Aurora Rose teams up with Athena Batista, Brooklyn Rose Orton and a 50 year old Charlotte Flair for Evolution 2.0.
Note that the quote is from Brie because Bryan is too busy making a Cody Rhodes-esque wishlist of people he want to wrestle the second his contract is up.
Aurora Rose vs Birdie Joe vs Noelle Foley vs Jasmine Johnson.
When Aurora Rose teams up with Athena Batista, Brooklyn Rose Orton and a 50 year old Charlotte Flair for Evolution 2.0.
BIRDIE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!The OKAY Movement gonna have Athena and Brooklyn putting Birdie over at Wrestlemania 70. Gonna be inspiring as fuck.
Damn shame Birdie will get pushed down the card for Ramona Reigns afterward though.
The lock wasn't gimmicked so he had to fucking shoot break it.Would any of you here like to jump at the chance for the Worlds Strongest Man* to do his signature move on you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFPyeKoH-nU
*.Couldn't even rip a damn cage door off the lock
It's Flight of the Valkyries you Southy!Oh, Daniel Bryan's theme is "Ride of the Valkyries" now. That's something.
That's what made the whole thing even better. That they just painted a Stormtrooper mask and slapped some glitter on it.The Shockmaster helmet was just a painted stormtrooper helmet? Weak
BIRDIE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!
Roman already got a daughter knowing she's gonna get that super push. I swear I never hear of the famous wrestlers having sons. It just seems they all have daughters. Women's wrestling gonna be insane with the SECOND AND THIRD GENERATION superstars in twenty years. HHH gonna have his daughter on top of all the cards.
Birdie will be forced to retire when she tries to be too much like her daddy and does the zigglerbryanheadbutt.jpg spot with Asuka who will still be wrestling by Wrestlemania 71.
Edit: Hey you realized it too with all the daughters!
BIRDIE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!
Roman already got a daughter knowing she's gonna get that super push. I swear I never hear of the famous wrestlers having sons. It just seems they all have daughters. Women's wrestling gonna be insane with the SECOND AND THIRD GENERATION superstars in twenty years. HHH gonna have his daughter on top of all the cards.
Birdie will be forced to retire when she tries to be too much like her daddy and does the zigglerbryanheadbutt.jpg spot with Asuka who will still be wrestling by Wrestlemania 71.
Edit: Hey you realized it too with all the daughters!
Anything interesting at all happen in smackdown yesterday?
Shane and AJ are the only two guys I can think of with multiple kids that only have boys. Angle and Jericho each have one son to 4 and 2 girls, respectively, as well. Jeff Hardy also only has girls while Matt only has boys haha
These girls are gonna rule the women's division in like 20 years. lol
Intergender wrestling brought back solely for HHH and Stephanie's three daughters vs Shane's three sons for control of the company in a tag match.Shane and AJ are the only two guys I can think of with multiple kids that only have boys. Angle and Jericho each have one son to 4 and 2 girls, respectively, as well. Jeff Hardy also only has girls while Matt only has boys haha
These girls are gonna rule the women's division in like 20 years. lol
Leave her alone!Sasha Banks' daughter's hair is gonna be lit
King Maxel will have to cure The Sisters Nero of the spot monkey addickshun passed down from their nefarious father."SISTER NERO, WE KNEW YOU'D COME"
Only question is, which kids are jumping off of the stage? Would Trips and Steph be as willing to let their nephews risk their lives as Vince is willing to let his son risk his?Intergender wrestling brought back solely for HHH and Stephanie's three daughters vs Shane's three sons for control of the company in a tag match.
Celebrity kids have to exist in a world without bullying. A name like North West would make you a prime target for roasting as soon as we learned the directions.Least it isn't as bad as North West I guess
All six kids are gonna be busting out the flippy shit. Even HHH and Stephanie took some decent bumps once upon a time so the kids do the same.Only question is, which kids are jumping off of the stage? Would Trips and Steph be as willing to let their nephews risk their lives as Vince is willing to let his son risk his?
GOAT theme.
Honestly I'm shocked WWE never play up the whole Nicki Minaj involvement with Victoria's second theme song with how famous she's become since then. Get her in the Hall of Fame already.
I remember those rumors last year she was going to Smackdown :'(They'd have to talk about Victoria, which they never really do.
Cm punkWhen's the last time we had an known act perfrom a WWE wrestler's theme (that wasn't Downstrait)? Mark Henry with Three Six Mafia?
They'd have to talk about Victoria, which they never really do.
Edit: Stephanie's og theme > that Queendom shit. Just putting that out there.
Yet she also comes out to her husband's song, which says "Bow down to the king." That's mixed messages, Batsie.I remember those rumors last year she was going to Smackdown :'(
Edit: TO THE QUEENDOM WHERE THE KINGS BOW DOWN
The symbolism in the lyrics, ReiGun.
Cm punk
Moon sounds depressed.