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May Wrasslin' |OT| May I Fancy You To A Nice Arse Whipping?
- Thread starter Bluekaveli
- Start date
Next week.
June 11 .
Scooter is banned
RBH has dementia
Guzim has been missing for months
I'm the last remaining member of the old guard of WrassleGAF
I've been around here long enough to remember what wrestling discussion was like on this forum before the snowglob kliq. That was real wrestling discussion, before you guys came in and ruined the business.
FlammableD
Banned
binary domain has a lot of jank
Nocturnowl
Member
Monsoon, I respect your thoughts on all things wrasslin', thus the conflict I'm feeling from this post hurts me.
Not that Labyrinth is much good either.
These indie gimmick posters don't know how to work
But it's pretty good. I hate that there's no ng+ though.
But it's a pretty good game otherwise
Can you do a Space Flying tiger drop?
RecRoulette
Member
When was the last time the "old guard" got an OT2 in May?
FlammableD
Banned
The old guard knew when to stop unlike this new generation of posters.
Professor Beef
Banned
So since I'm bored on a Saturday until I decide to stream RE4 possibly, and I forgot that I got a free 3 months of the WWE Network, I think I'm going to give an old PPV a try. And since I'm always mocking WCW - mainly because it's hilarious to do so - I think I'm gonna give one of their PPVs a shot. And I want YOU, the GAF Galaxy, to choose which one to watch. Since you guys know my tastes, it'll probably be easy.
No joke suggestions please (which will be hard since it's WCW huehuehue), I'm actually kinda serious about this. And I'll even grade the show afterwards too, since I know Zachariah would want me to.
Can all three of us at least agree that both of those zones are slogs to get through?
No joke suggestions please (which will be hard since it's WCW huehuehue), I'm actually kinda serious about this. And I'll even grade the show afterwards too, since I know Zachariah would want me to.
Can all three of us at least agree that both of those zones are slogs to get through?
Sibersk Esto
Banned
I would recommend Beach Blast 1992, mainly because it was on my mind when I saw your post.
Nocturnowl
Member
Professor Beef
Banned
Alright, I'll fire up Beach Blast 92.
Oh god, Sting is in this!?
Oh god, Sting is in this!?
Is it really that good? I played the third one and it was absolutely nothing special
TarpitCarnivore
Member
'man cave' makes me cringe so much
Sweeney Tom
Banned
Heads up to subscribers that New Japan World has ROH War of the Worlds up for VPN users
Only exception is they edited out the Marty Scrull vs. Matt Sydal match. Sydal blackballed for weed still/likely forever
Only exception is they edited out the Marty Scrull vs. Matt Sydal match. Sydal blackballed for weed still/likely forever
If I said it was in order to keep up to date with a podcast mocking the said film, would that absolve me?
FlammableD
Banned
Don't do this to yourself.
Nocturnowl
Member
I did the same in the past but I fell off the wagon.
If he topped his masterpiece in House of the Dead I'm relying on you to inform me.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
What podcast?
HarryDemeanor
Member
Get ready to watch the greatest professional wrestling show in the history of our sport.
Postal is his best movie in actual quality, but that's still not high praise. Alone In The Dark is just dull-bad with a couple of hilarious-bad moments. Bloodrayne and In The Name Of The King are average but watchable. You still shouldn't watch them though.
I think that covers the ones I've watched so far. House Of The Dead 2 is up next, but I don't think that was actually directed by Boll.
The Spin-Off Doctors (MovieBoyz) with Jim Sterling and Conrad Zimmerman.
BewareTheBatsie
Member
ShadowSwordmaster
Banned
Good luck. I did that once and it was a experience.
Nocturnowl
Member
Oh yeah, I did see Bloodrayne, it wishes it could be as unintentionally hilarious as HotD.
FallingEdge
Member
SallyIsNow
Banned
Yah
Sibersk Esto
Banned
Yup. Pillman vs Liger was the first match. Second is Flair vs Pre-Crow Sting.
Professor Beef
Banned
Scotty Flamingo vs Flyin' Brian
- I wanna give this an F just off of those names alone. Starts off a bit slow with Brian working the arm, which brings up something that's nice to see; someone working a limb and the opponent actually selling it. Pillman then drops Scotty on...fucking concrete? Wow, they didn't have pads back then.
Wait, top-rope moves are banned!? What kind of carny shit is that? Anyways, Scotty gets the advantage and slows the match down with a chinlock. Lots of cheating from Scotty, which again is nice to see. Eventually they both smack each other and then the commentators say there's 30 minutes total in the match with 15 minutes left...even though I'm fairly certain they said it was a 20 minute match earlier.
The match ends with Brian flying (I get it!) over the top rope to dive on Scotty, but Scotty ducks and gets the pin as well as the belt.
Rating:
Rating translated to Zachian: C+
- I wanna give this an F just off of those names alone. Starts off a bit slow with Brian working the arm, which brings up something that's nice to see; someone working a limb and the opponent actually selling it. Pillman then drops Scotty on...fucking concrete? Wow, they didn't have pads back then.
Wait, top-rope moves are banned!? What kind of carny shit is that? Anyways, Scotty gets the advantage and slows the match down with a chinlock. Lots of cheating from Scotty, which again is nice to see. Eventually they both smack each other and then the commentators say there's 30 minutes total in the match with 15 minutes left...even though I'm fairly certain they said it was a 20 minute match earlier.
The match ends with Brian flying (I get it!) over the top rope to dive on Scotty, but Scotty ducks and gets the pin as well as the belt.
Rating:
Rating translated to Zachian: C+