SallyIsNow
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Into the Light's spot
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May Wrasslin' |OT| May I Fancy You To A Nice Arse Whipping?
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sf2fanatic
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I'm watching a No rules, No Ropes match on CWfH.
BewareTheBatsie
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this charlotte vs aj social media feud is amazing
sf2fanatic
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Is it a battle of the who's tattoos on the ribs are better feud?
sf2fanatic
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Oh sheeit body slam on the thumb tacks..
Sibersk Esto
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Scotty Flamingo vs Flyin' Brian
- I wanna give this an F just off of those names alone. Starts off a bit slow with Brian working the arm, which brings up something that's nice to see; someone working a limb and the opponent actually selling it. Pillman then drops Scotty on...fucking concrete? Wow, they didn't have pads back then.
Wait, top-rope moves are banned!? What kind of carny shit is that? Anyways, Scotty gets the advantage and slows the match down with a chinlock. Lots of cheating from Scotty, which again is nice to see. Eventually they both smack each other and then the commentators say there's 30 minutes total in the match with 15 minutes left...even though I'm fairly certain they said it was a 20 minute match earlier.
The match ends with Brian flying (I get it!) over the top rope to dive on Scotty, but Scotty ducks and gets the pin as well as the belt.
Rating:
Rating translated to Zachian: C+
Scotty Flamingo would become another wrestling bird as Raven a few years later.
BewareTheBatsie
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It's a joking thing. Charlotte made a tweet mocking AJ's hair and then later posted the awkward zoom in on AJ's face gif and AJ just posted this on his Instagram.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUDPJGxAGmA/
That would be money.
sf2fanatic
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Damn.. spinebuster onto two chairs and thumb tacks!!
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Professor Beef
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I'm skipping the bikini contest because nobody got time for that, plus Marc Mero is ugly as fuck
BewareTheBatsie
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How can this be true when Cody Rhodes is a member in it?
sf2fanatic
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https://youtu.be/VD33hp1t-0E
Yes on first one
Power bomb onto two tables!!! This No Rules, No Ropes match is good
SallyIsNow
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Starting 4th match of WOTW. Man its incredible the gulf in quality compared the the shit WWE is churning out. A hilariously fucking disgusting spit spot and that 3-way tag.
Pastamania brother.
Pastamania brother.
BewareTheBatsie
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ShadowSwordmaster
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SallyIsNow
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Professor Beef
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these fucking names, smh
Taylor Made Man vs. Ron Simmons
- Jesse brings up a damn good question at the start of the match: what the hell does having a key to the city give you?
Oh right, the match. Lots of good stuff from Ron in this match, tossing this CAW around like a ragdoll and chucking him into and out of the ring. While Ron slows things down with a bearhug, Jesse compares football and wrestling and mentions how big of a jerk your average football player is compared to wrestlers. Eventually the NPC takes control of the match and manages to keep Ron in control, but Ron eventually comes back with aspinebuster "sidewalk slam" (thanks JR). Ron just proceeds to beat the hell out of Sami and ends it with one of the best-looking powerslams I've seen in quite a while.
Rating:
Old Man Zach rating: B-
Taylor Made Man vs. Ron Simmons
- Jesse brings up a damn good question at the start of the match: what the hell does having a key to the city give you?
Oh right, the match. Lots of good stuff from Ron in this match, tossing this CAW around like a ragdoll and chucking him into and out of the ring. While Ron slows things down with a bearhug, Jesse compares football and wrestling and mentions how big of a jerk your average football player is compared to wrestlers. Eventually the NPC takes control of the match and manages to keep Ron in control, but Ron eventually comes back with a
Rating:
Old Man Zach rating: B-
BewareTheBatsie
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I take it back. Hornswoggle makes DX the worst by default.
ShadowSwordmaster
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SallyIsNow
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2 of these people don't belong
Enjoy. 95/96 Nitro is like watching 97 Raw.
In other words... AMAZING.
AND IT HAS PEPE
Sibersk Esto
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these fucking names, smh
Taylor Made Man vs. Ron Simmons
- Jesse brings up a damn good question at the start of the match: what the hell does having a key to the city give you?
Oh right, the match. Lots of good stuff from Ron in this match, tossing this CAW around like a ragdoll and chucking him into and out of the ring. While Ron slows things down with a bearhug, Jesse compares football and wrestling and mentions how big of a jerk your average football player is compared to wrestlers. Eventually the NPC takes control of the match and manages to keep Ron in control, but Ron eventually comes back with aspinebuster"sidewalk slam" (thanks JR). Ron just proceeds to beat the hell out of Sami and ends it with one of the best-looking powerslams I've seen in quite a while.
Rating:
Old Man Zach rating: B-
Perfect form
ShadowSwordmaster
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Adam Cole is a better wreslter than 97% of No or dx and Cody is better than most of them as well.
Bone soldier suck though
Professor Beef
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TBH Jesse brought the grade down slightly because he was talking about nothing for a while
fucking beautiful, only Orton's powerslams come close
Perfect form
fucking beautiful, only Orton's powerslams come close
SallyIsNow
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Was liking the Zach doesn't write, what's up!
ShadowSwordmaster
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You might be on to something.
But Bone Soldier is the Vincent of Bullet Club.
Professor Beef
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Marcus Bagwell vs. Greg "The Hammer" Valentine
- Oh wow, a pre-buff Buff Bagwell. Dude looks like the Red Ranger from the first season of MMPR (Austin St. John). Meanwhile Greg looks like Ric Flair in 2017, but with better hair.
Buff starts things by chucking Greg around, and Greg tries to turn things around but Buff is all over him like debt on Ric Flair. Greg eventually takes control after he slugs Buff in the chest, and Jesse hammers (ha!) in the fact that this is a rookie vs veteran match. Greg goes for the figure four a couple times, and Buff counters each time. Greg goes "fuck this" and goes back to working the leg.
Eventually Greg locks on the figure four after Buff tries to start a comeback, and Buff has no choice but to tap.
Rating:
Zach-stalgia glasses rating: C-
- Oh wow, a pre-buff Buff Bagwell. Dude looks like the Red Ranger from the first season of MMPR (Austin St. John). Meanwhile Greg looks like Ric Flair in 2017, but with better hair.
Buff starts things by chucking Greg around, and Greg tries to turn things around but Buff is all over him like debt on Ric Flair. Greg eventually takes control after he slugs Buff in the chest, and Jesse hammers (ha!) in the fact that this is a rookie vs veteran match. Greg goes for the figure four a couple times, and Buff counters each time. Greg goes "fuck this" and goes back to working the leg.
Eventually Greg locks on the figure four after Buff tries to start a comeback, and Buff has no choice but to tap.
Rating:
Zach-stalgia glasses rating: C-
Sibersk Esto
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It kind of looks like a pancake.
SallyIsNow
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It looks like shit.
Dark Ninja
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It looks upside down
BewareTheBatsie
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so is that us belt going to cody?
or is okada doing the job to the american nightmare
or is okada doing the job to the american nightmare
Why would Okada face Cody?
He can do both
HashtagLapsed
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I really doubt Cody will ever be in the IWGP HW scene.
ShadowSwordmaster
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Now I think about it, the NWO is filled with bad wrestlers.
Professor Beef
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This PPV so far has cemented Jesse Ventura as a D- commentator.
Either way, he gave up, Methuselah!
I could be wrong, but I doubt Bagwell tapped, ProFAKEr NEWS.
(I really look forward to your thoughts on the later matches, though.)
Either way, he gave up, Methuselah!
BewareTheBatsie
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They want him fighting a wrestler who's in the bullet club for later but dammit he's already facing Kenny next month so we need the next (or well third next best) best thing).
dear god