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May Wrasslin' |OT| May I Fancy You To A Nice Arse Whipping?
- Thread starter Bluekaveli
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Omg the fake submission move doesn't look real enough to me!!! How am I supposed to show it to my non-mark friends to prove them wrestling is real?!!!
weirdly he's gotten worse on the mic in each appearance
sf2fanatic
Member
He's got about the same as Cena so he's good
Bluekaveli
Member
Jinder knows that the look is what sells the wrestler unlike the rest of these guys who look like some high school outcast. That is why Vince is happy to make him champion.
You're going to ask about Ryback well, Ryback didn't have the mindset of Jinder. Jinder is here forever.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
More roids every week
Definitely not how wrestlers died by the month over the last 2-3 decades
Definitely not how wrestlers died by the month over the last 2-3 decades
wild wild rice
Member
If you're not into Rockstar games it's nothing special. Trademark shallow repetitive and clunky gameplay with a dumb antihero protagonist.
6/10- better than gta 4, at least.
Wreslting isn't real?
If GAF didn't break when Jinder became the champion, nothing can break it.
What kind of question is that?
serenewarfare
Banned
Not my thing
Bluekaveli
Member
Aiii probably convinces his friends to let him slap on the submission so he can show them how real it is.
BewareTheBatsie
Member
Sweeney Tom
Banned
Wrestling's audience has peaked, unsurprising
The descent is visible no matter which stat you look at
SomewhatGroovy
Banned
Don't know why people take issue with CM Punk chants. Figuratively, the idea behind the chant is to call WWE out on their shit. I wonder if people who take issue with it would do the same if the crowd chanted Mauro Ranallo. These chants are meant to be more symbolic than to be taken literally.
Yup, it was fucking hilarious. The first time, when one guy popped the beachball, some people in the crowd started chanting "Delete!" and "Asshole!" at him, and the guy then took a Snapchat of himself and basically basked in the whole thing, not giving a single fuck. It was wonderful.
Lmao😂😂😂
Punk chants are so played out and beaten to death at this point. Dude's been gone for a long while now, it's time to get over it.
And what does that have to do with the Mauro chants? I love all variations of Fire Bradshaw chants and chants that show love for Mauro because that's an issue (bullying) that's actually worth getting worked up about.
The most important question.
Bluekaveli
Member
I did it all the time as a kid. Like the time I rock bottomed my cousin on the pavement then got my ass beat by my mom.
I think it is because most do it more for Pavlovian manipulation than to call out a wrong.
Same reason we have alot of the other chants still.
They have become part of the show.
dream
Member
Our friend strobogo, whom many of you steal GIFs from, has a really interesting thesis. He argues that Jinder Mahal has redefined what it means to be a "foreign heel" in 2017. strobogo persuasively shows that to a smark ISEC audience, "foreign" is now defined as someone who comes from outside of the independent/NJPW scene, and is hated not because he or she is an ethnic other, but because he or she "doesn't deserve it" because he or she didn't "earn it."
Biggest-Geek-Ever
Member
Love him or hate him, he's the center of the GWF universe for another 4 days... AT LEAST.
Hidden One
Member
Jinder should become a Brawler and drop the rest holds. He could become the best pure striker in this business. Ask Finn!
More forearms for your headtop so watch how you speak on The Maharajas name you know?
More forearms for your headtop so watch how you speak on The Maharajas name you know?
i feel like that's massively overthinking WWE
I bet your cousin sold it like a champ, that's why you got your ass beat
SomewhatGroovy
Banned
shanafan
Member
Say whaaa.
I voted for Alexa just because I felt like it.
Dark Ninja
Member
Not weird at all Vince started re-writing all his promos. He's been 100 times better on Talking Smack where he isn't scripted.
Bluekaveli
Member
He cried like a baby, similar to when mick foley screamed he quit after the rock served him an ass beating.
SomewhatGroovy
Banned
SomewhatGroovy
Banned
This is awesome, btw.
Brian_FETO
Banned
The first beach ball idiots were in front of me. People in the section were asking them not to do it but they were awesome, clap clap clapclapclap
On a funny note, the DIY chants sound a lot like Punk chants so multiple times you'd have people on the other side of the arena booing them
On a funny note, the DIY chants sound a lot like Punk chants so multiple times you'd have people on the other side of the arena booing them
I've had this idea for months, and it's true.
to most of the audience today, the heel is the one who "doesn't deserve it", not the guy who does things a bad guy does. it's why roman gets the loudest heel reaction.
there's not really any money in doing this shit, though.
g state/spurs at 9pm tonight
raw gonna do the worst rating of the year
At this point, I highly doubt that's the impetus for the majority of the people who still chant for CM Punk.
The WWE Shop now has the new Cruiserweight championship. Now you too can cruise and wait at your leisure.
They still don't have the new NXT belts though.
That colour tho
And after Backlash they can't even use the "butts on sits" narrative.
Bluekaveli
Member
How many have you purchased so far?The WWE Shop now has the new Cruiserweight championship. Now you too can cruise and wait at your leisure.
They still don't have the new NXT belts though.