Fuck it I'll give my full thoughts on the show.
- Overall a very odd, yet enjoyable show. Too much talent in ring for them to fuck up.
- Kalisto/Ryback was fantastic. My #Safe roommate fucking loved Kalisto. The perfect result for bringing him into the fold anyway.
- So happy Enzo isn't paralyzed or worse. Looked absolutely horrific when he went completely ragdoll, glass eyed.
- I think they had a long match and a big angle that had to be scrapped due to the injury - there was so much time left by the time we got to AJ/Reigns and it effected the whole show.
- KO/Sami was great and except for the clean as fuck finish, which made Sami look like a nerd and a cunt for coming back later (you lost clean!!) Kev then saved the feud through his mic work. Dude was on fire. Roommate adored this especially the brawling. Big fan of both guys coming out of it.
- Cesaro/Miz was better than expected. I guess I'm back to begrudgingly liking Cesaro. Roommate loved him, bought into the strength thing so much. He also popped big for Sami fucking Owens up.
- Jericho/Ambrose was fine but I loved the closing stretch. I was genuinely terrified that they would make Dean tap to the Walls. Dean's best outing in yonks, looked like he was somewhat of a threat. Onwards and sideways for him I guess?
- I had to explain the Montreal Screwjob while inebriated, it didn't work. Garbage finish in 2016.
- I hate everything about the McMahons. Everything. The meta-story. The pandering. The staleness. The cop-out. A 20 minute slog with a countout finish. I appreciate they had to stall for time but everyone involved in this angle needs to be fired, this includes Vince. Fuck this angle to its rotten, creatively bankrupt core.
- AJ refuses to have a bad match no matter how much is thrown at him. The pacing was utterly fucked the corrupting tendrils of the eldritch WM2000 storyline that refuses to die. The speed of the match itself was plodding. A few disjointed big spots that both guys executed perfectly saved the whole affair with.
- Roman looks like a god when he's being a cocky prick. I want to see him be beat up so bad by an underdog babyface but respect him for being a badass. Creative has failed this man.
- Who cares what AJ did or did not kick out of. If they are trying to rehab finishers, start with your main dudes biggest move. AJ looked fine. Next month he'll look fine. Then he can spiral down the card into whatever garbage they have concocted for the Ammunition Armada. Godspeed.