Vince doesn't want to get stabbed in the shower.
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Vince doesn't want to get stabbed in the shower.
British Monsoon
Member
What the hell is wrong with YOU, buddy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evQckDoiNXk
Hugely influential, perfected the 80's tag format, over like rover wherever they went. Watched a match of theirs in Japan from their first ever tour over there, yet the crowd's still screaming "ROCK N ROLL!!" like crazy.
SolicitorPirate
Member
Man, it's super weird seeing Becky as a face. All my exposure to her prior to WWE was her indie work as Rebecca Knox, who was a giant piece of shit
So nothing's changed, then?
Discotheque
Banned
FlammableD
Banned
FULL
Discotheque
Banned
what rumble is this for though? we waiting til next year for the royal rumble?
We didn't have one this year so why the hell not.
It's a lot of fun and this time I'll probably get to watch it live!
Nepotism is a wonderful thing.
FlammableD
Banned
We've been talking about it since WrassleGAF failed wellness, it's just delayed from this years rumble. If you need something to relate it to, it's to mark the Super Strong Style this weekend
Discotheque
Banned
i kinda regret my wrestler submission choice now. i thought this was gonna be a wwe 2k simulated rumble match lmao.
FlammableD
Banned
it is
Pop-O-Matic
Banned
Fuck, I'm in.
Discotheque
Banned
hell yeah, never mind then. there's still a fighting chance uce.
FlammableD
Banned
send me a pm choice friend
Being a second or third generation superstar is half the work to make it into the WWE.
Noooo ZSJ is off the OTT show
Wonder who will replace him...
Give Jordan Devlin the spot. He's too good to just be doing opening matches.
British Monsoon
Member
Noooo ZSJ is off the OTT show
Wonder who will replace him...
Pretty great replacement, should be an excellent match between those two.
In "wrestling is really weird in 2016" news we have AJPW considering a deathmatch
And Stone Cold Naito needling Kidani McMahon
I see Alan going on a big campaign on twitter I wonder if it will wo-
Oh shit this is fucking amazing. Glad I got to see some of Joe's work before this. Sorry Jordan...
STRIGGA said:
And Stone Cold Naito needling Kidani McMahon
I see Alan going on a big campaign on twitter I wonder if it will wo-
Oh shit this is fucking amazing. Glad I got to see some of Joe's work before this. Sorry Jordan...
FlammableD, are you doing WWE 2K16 on PS4? If so, can I create my first choice and upload him for use in The Colossal Tussle?
And to circle back to a discussion you jokers were having earlier: Bret Hart was really insanely great and it's a shame that he gets a bad rap because folks can't appreciate a crotchety old know-it-all. And this is coming from a guy who didn't love Bret until my recent chronological journey.
And about Shawn Michaels: if anything, he's thought too highly of. His in-ring is definitely top ten stuff, but his promos are bottom ten -- just dreadful. And this is coming from a guy who loved Shawn before my recent viewings.
I think Shawn will benefit from WWE forcing his legacy down viewers' throats until the end of time, a la The Undertaker and Triple H, but he'll never be as good as Bret Hart, Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, etc.
And to circle back to a discussion you jokers were having earlier: Bret Hart was really insanely great and it's a shame that he gets a bad rap because folks can't appreciate a crotchety old know-it-all. And this is coming from a guy who didn't love Bret until my recent chronological journey.
And about Shawn Michaels: if anything, he's thought too highly of. His in-ring is definitely top ten stuff, but his promos are bottom ten -- just dreadful. And this is coming from a guy who loved Shawn before my recent viewings.
I think Shawn will benefit from WWE forcing his legacy down viewers' throats until the end of time, a la The Undertaker and Triple H, but he'll never be as good as Bret Hart, Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, etc.
FlammableD
Banned
Yes and yes!
Aaah yeeeah. I'll probably do it in the next few hours.
FlammableD
Banned
cool, let me know whenever it's up, you've got plenty of time. I was planning on doing it the 28th, but I might bump it up depending on when we fill the spaces
slightconfuse
Banned
Yo
Bluekaveli
Member
Lmfao, why don't people understand this?
MisterR
Member
It's like they are Puerto Rican travel agents. Weird gimmick.
Now that would be an amazing gimmick for someone. Couple it with D'lo Brown being announced from different European countries during his title run, that would be great.
plagiarize
Banned
At some point I hope the crowd starts chanting 'USA' in support of their opponents. I hope they stay around long enough for that to happen.
Bluekaveli
Member
Did someone just mention The Real Deal's name? I think it's time we brought back a real champion. D'lo would instantly more over than the entire roster if he came back. You better Recognize.
FlammableD
Banned
Yeah, he's been a bit fucked up for a while now. I'm kinda terrified this is gonna be his last year
Bluekaveli
Member
FlammableD
Banned
plagiarize
Banned
Hypothesis about the Shining Stars:
A dimly lit office. Light from a green desklamp slices through the darkness, highlighting two wild and unstable eyes belonging to an imposing figure sat behind a small but expensive desk. A faint knock on the door.
"COME IN." Booms the figure behind the desk.
Enter Primo and Epico. Nervously. They've shed their masks, but are still wearing their matador garb. Their eyes only rest temporarily on the figure behind the small desk who seems even larger and imposing behind the diminutive piece of furniture.
"YOU HAD SOMETHING YOU WANTED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT?"
Primo, or maybe Epico, Michael Cole wouldn't be able to tell you, takes a step forwards. "Nnn no Sir. Complain? No. We just wanted to clarify something."
Epico, or maybe Primo, puts his hand on Primo's shoulder and pulls him back just a little. "Not that my cousin thinks you don't already know all about what we are going to tell you. We just want to clarify how we feel."
Primo nods nervously. "Yes. Absolutely."
"GO ON THEN I HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY. I TRIED TO GET THE DAYS MADE LONGER BUT APPARENTLY THAT'S NOT A THING ANYONE IS CLEVER ENOUGH TO DO, SO TIME IS TIGHT."
Lifting his eyes momentarily to meet those of the hunk of human infront of him, Primo, or his cousin, continues.
"We're from Puerto Rico. We love Puerto Rico. My cousin and I couldn't be any prouder of our heritage. When you make us hide our faces and dress up as matadors, it makes it look like we're ashamed of where we are from."
"Epico's right." Adds Epico. Or Primo I guess. "Puerto Rico is about beautiful beaches. It's cobblestoned streets. It's going out for some Cocina Criolla at one of the many great restaurants of our island."
"We have our own cuisine. Our own vibe. Our own style, like Epico just said. Sorry, like Primo just said. Sure we have Spanish ties, but we have longed stepped out of the shadow of that to form our own culture and bull fighting just isn't part of it. We invented the pina colada. We're the kind of people who kick back with good music and chill."
The ego behind the desk is furrowing it's brow. These two ungrateful sons of bitches, it's thinking. He gives them something solid gold like Los Matadores and they just want to go on about how great Puerto Rico is? No one gives a shit about Puerto Rico. Would they shut up about Puerto Rico already?
As he feels his blood starting to boil suddenly it stops. A lightbulb comes on. Suddenly the rest of his face is visible and he's, smiling. Primo and Epico shuffle backwards, scared by this expression.
"LISTEN UP. I JUST GOT A GREAT IDEA FOR A HEEL TAG TEAM..."
and that, is how the Shining Stars
came to be.
A dimly lit office. Light from a green desklamp slices through the darkness, highlighting two wild and unstable eyes belonging to an imposing figure sat behind a small but expensive desk. A faint knock on the door.
"COME IN." Booms the figure behind the desk.
Enter Primo and Epico. Nervously. They've shed their masks, but are still wearing their matador garb. Their eyes only rest temporarily on the figure behind the small desk who seems even larger and imposing behind the diminutive piece of furniture.
"YOU HAD SOMETHING YOU WANTED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT?"
Primo, or maybe Epico, Michael Cole wouldn't be able to tell you, takes a step forwards. "Nnn no Sir. Complain? No. We just wanted to clarify something."
Epico, or maybe Primo, puts his hand on Primo's shoulder and pulls him back just a little. "Not that my cousin thinks you don't already know all about what we are going to tell you. We just want to clarify how we feel."
Primo nods nervously. "Yes. Absolutely."
"GO ON THEN I HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY. I TRIED TO GET THE DAYS MADE LONGER BUT APPARENTLY THAT'S NOT A THING ANYONE IS CLEVER ENOUGH TO DO, SO TIME IS TIGHT."
Lifting his eyes momentarily to meet those of the hunk of human infront of him, Primo, or his cousin, continues.
"We're from Puerto Rico. We love Puerto Rico. My cousin and I couldn't be any prouder of our heritage. When you make us hide our faces and dress up as matadors, it makes it look like we're ashamed of where we are from."
"Epico's right." Adds Epico. Or Primo I guess. "Puerto Rico is about beautiful beaches. It's cobblestoned streets. It's going out for some Cocina Criolla at one of the many great restaurants of our island."
"We have our own cuisine. Our own vibe. Our own style, like Epico just said. Sorry, like Primo just said. Sure we have Spanish ties, but we have longed stepped out of the shadow of that to form our own culture and bull fighting just isn't part of it. We invented the pina colada. We're the kind of people who kick back with good music and chill."
The ego behind the desk is furrowing it's brow. These two ungrateful sons of bitches, it's thinking. He gives them something solid gold like Los Matadores and they just want to go on about how great Puerto Rico is? No one gives a shit about Puerto Rico. Would they shut up about Puerto Rico already?
As he feels his blood starting to boil suddenly it stops. A lightbulb comes on. Suddenly the rest of his face is visible and he's, smiling. Primo and Epico shuffle backwards, scared by this expression.
"LISTEN UP. I JUST GOT A GREAT IDEA FOR A HEEL TAG TEAM..."
and that, is how the Shining Stars
hypothetically
UrbanDandy
Member
Ironically, you can thank WWE creative for that.
Bluekaveli
Member
You're on some strong coffee but, Epico and Promos cousins. Carlito is Primo's brother.
plagiarize
Banned
VINNIE MAC DOESN'T CARE
Also I'm drinking water and really should be getting down to work.
slightconfuse
Banned
Noooooo not Big Will
Bluekaveli
Member
Plagiarism is very hard work son. Get down on it.
plagiarize
Banned
I already fixed it.
And my username is advice to other people. To copy my shit. Cause it's worth copying.
I wrote a review of the demo of AVP2 for 3d action planet back in the day, under my old Dr Foxy handle, and it got horrendously plagiarized by another site who used it as their review of the full game. I was pretty upset by it, but decided to take it as a complement, and then turned it into something arrogant. Because you know, VIDYA GAMES.
