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[Data West]

making better jokes than King Lawler

i don't know if i believe you when botched spot and botchamania are considered the pinnacle of wrestling humor

 

[jmdajr]

I sort of feel like Twitter has made commentary obsolete in this day and age of Sports Entertainment. If I need to know what a move is called I have like five nerds on my feed doing exactly that making better jokes than King Lawler. Just give me the crowd noise and I got the good stuff on my smart telephone

Voice mod to read it out?

 

[Perspicacity]

i don't know if i believe you when botched spot and botchamania are considered the pinnacle of wrestling humor

Don't call me a basic bitch I only follow folks with protected status

 

[Fox318]

There were people using Mixlr and other serves doing complete commentary on Wrestlemania.

Maybe the future is fan or 3rd party commentary.

If you want Kayefabe commentary, or Observer style commentary, fight/sport style, or performance you can just pay to listen to that.

Plus you don't have to hear Vince approved lingo and commentary.

 

[dream]

I'm just glad Pepsi agrees that King being saved was a blight on our lives.

 

[Perspicacity]

I wish King had gone to see Daniel Bryan's medical team.

 

[Data West]

I found Lana's replacement

 

[Heel]

Happy 60th birthday, and I mean a legit 60 years old, to Big Van Vader.

https://twitter.com/itsvadertime

 

[Kornflayx]

I found Lana's replacement

She looks creepy, like an 8 year old in the body of a female bodybuilder

 

[Data West]

She looks creepy, like an 8 year old in the body of a female bodybuilder

That's the thing now. Stop muscle shaming.

 

[Marvel]

Then again.... my five dollars :\

 

[notworksafe]

She looks creepy, like an 8 year old in the body of a female bodybuilder

50% of everything anime fans want.

 

[Data West]

sanada left wrestle-1. even though he was supposed to be the future ace of the company at one point.
now he 's going back to freelancing

lol

 

[slightconfuse]

Wwe needs to bring the brawl for all back

 

[Marvel]

Where are spider-man's fucking gloves?

 

[Kaladin]

sanada left wrestle-1. even though he was supposed to be the future ace of the company at one point.
now he 's going back to freelancing

lol

God I wish Disney would buy WWE.....imagine the Marvel cross over potential.

 

[Data West]

God I wish Disney would buy WWE.....imagine the Marvel cross over potential.

According to WCW, Disney hates wrestling and this was BEFORE Attitude Era fucked everything up. No way would they want anything to deal with the WWE if they hated pre-NWO WCW.

 

[Kaladin]

According to WCW, Disney hates wrestling and this was BEFORE Attitude Era fucked everything up. No way would they want anything to deal with the WWE if they hated pre-NWO WCW.

But that was pre-Marvel and pre-Star Wars Disney.

 

[notworksafe]

I'd pay $15 to see Sanada vs Spider-Man

 

[Data West]

But that was pre-Marvel and pre-Star Wars Disney.

Right so now they probably have even higher standards.

I'd pay $15 to see Sanada vs Spider-Man

In WWE Style?

 

[¡HarlequinPanic!]

yes disney should claim even more of the pop culture soup we have just so john cena can shake hands with captain america or some shit what is this a neoxin topic.

 

[klonere]

yes disney should claim even more of the pop culture soup we have just so john cena can shake hands with captain america or some shit what is this a neoxin topic.

culture is already dead, i say let disney whip its carcass as hard as it wants

1998 Raw report: Jeff Jarrett fucking sucks. Only heat he's got is "We want Flair" chants.

 

[Cagey]

She looks creepy, like an 8 year old in the body of a female bodybuilder

Don't hate on Muscle Barbie.

 

[Sephzilla]

i'd be 100% okay with someone like disney buying wwe

 

[jmdajr]

She looks creepy, like an 8 year old in the body of a female bodybuilder

Old school pin art basically used a similar concept.

It was all teeny booper faces on older women's body.

 

[Marvel]

Jeff Jarrett fucking sucks.

We could have been friends, klonere.

 

[Liquidsnake]

Obviously i am way behind on women wrestlers. Everytime I see a poster I am like OMG, who is that........ I know no one, and I find 9/10 really pretty.

 

[dream]

That red lip, classic thing is a great look. It never goes out of style. It never goes out of style.

 

[Sephzilla]

Jeff Jarrett fucking sucks

I don't hate Jarrett but I just can't remember anything about him I liked.

The closest I ever came to liking anything about Jarrett was one time on Superstars when Macho Man talked about Double J's entrance attire and said "i'm pretty sure i store my chicken soup in stuff like that"

 

[jmdajr]

Obviously i am way behind on women wrestlers. Everytime I see a poster I am like OMG, who is that........ I know no one, and I find 9/10 really pretty.

I like that WWE is at least giving athletic women a chance and not just Playboy models.

 

[FallingEdge]

Always been a Jarrett mark, even during his Triple J days in TNA.

 

[Kornflayx]

We could have been friends, klonere.

We know why Jarrett never drew a dime. He basically had Cesaros theme:

Jeff Jarrett TNA

 

[Kaladin]

Jeff Jarrett was a poor man's Don Bass.

 

[Kaiterra]

I don't hate Jarrett but I just can't remember anything about him I liked.

The closest I ever came to liking anything about Jarrett was one time on Superstars when Macho Man talked about Double J's entrance attire and said "i'm pretty sure i store my chicken soup in stuff like that"

Yeah pretty much.

Double J Double M A was pretty great though.

 

[Marvel]

Always been a Jarrett mark, even during his Triple J days in TNA.

Jarret will always be one of my favorites.

We know why Jarrett never drew a dime. He basically had Cesaros theme:

Jeff Jarrett TNA

This got me.

Jeff Jarrett was a poor man's Don Bass.

Don't care, lol.

 

[Data West]

We know why Jarrett never drew a dime. He basically had Cesaros theme:

Jeff Jarrett TNA

It's as much Jarrett's themes fault as it is Cesaro's themes fault

 

[jmdajr]

I mostly knew Jeff Jarret from the attitutde era and he did nothing exciting there outside his feud with Chyna.

 

[Sephzilla]

We know why Jarrett never drew a dime. He basically had Cesaros theme:

Jeff Jarrett TNA

Cesaro's theme is much better than that

 

[JavyOO7]

Double J's run as champ in WCW was fun.

Then there's this amazing snippet.

 

[Kaladin]

Don't care, lol.

Don Bass did Double J's lip syncing gimmick much better.

 

[klonere]

We could have been friends, klonere.

I assume he gets better in his WCW run cos right now he is a vanilla ass heel with annoying manager and terrible ring gear.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Are we talking Double J?

 

[Marvel]

Don Bass did Double J's lip syncing gimmick much better.

Alrighty, I'll give you that.

I assume he gets better in his WCW run cos right now he is a vanilla ass heel with annoying manager and terrible ring gear.

His WCDubya shit was good, as was his AE run. But that's just my amazing and totally correct opinion on Slapnuts.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

We could have been friends, klonere.

So this is the moment Tenay's career peaked

 

[Serpentine]

So what you're telling me is that the WWE Universe considers Ambrose to be as over as Rollins

Rollins isn't over, it's the title that's over

 

[Data West]

Rollins isn't over, it's the title that's over

who thinks otherwise

 

[notworksafe]

In WWE Style?

In any style. I think Sanada is a cool wrassledude. I've enjoyed everything I've seen from him, the TNA stuff was good too.

 

[Perspicacity]

I think the most interesting thing about that poll is that even after the racist vote was split three ways Roman still couldn't come up with a plurality of the remainder. Shows you who really holds the power in the WWE audience.

 

[Kaladin]

I just wish Rollins wasn't playing the chicken shit heel. I hate when legit good wrestlers are given that gimmick. He would be better served as the cocky "I'm the future and I will prove it by any means necessary" heel. He doesn't need J&J security. He can win matches on his own, believably. Save the chicken shit heel that hides behind a group of stooges gimmick for someone who can't.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

I think the most interesting thing about that poll is that even after the racist vote was split three ways Roman still couldn't come up with a plurality of the remainder. Shows you who really holds the power in the WWE audience.

ISEC ride or die