Spider from Mars
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Rusev will be the opening match on Superstars before Summerslam.
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May Wrasslin' |OT| Super Strong Style 16 - Thread Edition 2015
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Rusev will be the opening match on Superstars before Summerslam.
I'm not the only one. This damn thread needs a dictionary.
Who is Cena's next heat magnet to suck off of for 5 months of 1v1 matches until that well has been dried? Turn Neville heel so Cena can feud with him? New Day? New Day seems likely as well. Obviously he's coming for Seth eventually because Summerslam isn't going to sell out with IWA:MS's Tyler Black in the main event.
Liquidsnake
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Why do a lot of you think this podcast is a carn fest?
I don't get it. Am I missing something?
They have been like all other podcast.
Spider from Mars
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RollinsEra ratings are at dire lows. These indy nerds just don't have "IT"
Bork is the only answer.
I wouldn't mind Xavier Woods answering Cena's open challenge and winning via interference from New Day. He would get his own belt to wear.
Orton has some decent heat right now, its time for a bad heel turn into Cena feud!
slightconfuse
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Raw alterntive returns tonight
Snowman Prophet of Doom
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Perhaps Cena will take on Joey Samoey.
EDIT: Y'know, I really want an Ambrose/Cesaro rivalry, as I think Cesaro is the man to push Ambrose in-ring and help him get better. He's got large portions of "It", but he's deficient in a few areas, and one is his very samey matches that are devoid of any kind of #BigFightFeel.
EDIT: Y'know, I really want an Ambrose/Cesaro rivalry, as I think Cesaro is the man to push Ambrose in-ring and help him get better. He's got large portions of "It", but he's deficient in a few areas, and one is his very samey matches that are devoid of any kind of #BigFightFeel.
Hope this is in the near future.
Time to call up Kevin Owens.
Owens is a dirty foreigner...
Jesus Christ, Cena wouldn't even know where to start with the on-mic burial there. So many ways to go.
Professor Beef
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He'd be so giddy he would be tripping over himself to grab a mic!
Nocturnowl
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"I see that the KO on your shirt does in fact stand for King Obesity!"
Let's do this.
you take all of the talent out of the McMahon family drama story and they turn out to be better.
It's been an unmitigated success. Kane in 2015 got a whopper crowd response for answering the call.
Professor Beef
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Why do we still have Kane interfering in matches in 2015?
What did we do wrong? Did someone (NOCTURNOWL) curse us? How do we reverse the curse!?
What did we do wrong? Did someone (NOCTURNOWL) curse us? How do we reverse the curse!?
You talk like the podcast won't be done out of character.
Spider from Mars
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I want Cena to photoshop Owens into a fat mountie picture. Maybe one of him eating poutine.
Black Republican
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I honestly think this is it for Ryback, i dont see him lasting whenever WWE does there next mass employee cuts next year. The gimmick is so corny with no direction.
So you actually liked the american badass gimmick?
"Listen, Kevin, can I call you Kevin? Owens? Fine. Look, I know you're new here but when the bell rings, we take our shirts off and entertain these fans. Yet you still have yours on... I don--- Ohhh! Pal, I'm so sorry. Everyone, Kevin's a little shy about undressing. Can we help him out? 'Take your shirt off!' Oh that's a little raunchy, let's keep it PG here folks. Oh he's starting to get mad. You won't like Owens when he's hungry. Angry! Angry! I'm sorry Kevin, it slipped. My mistake."
Professor Beef
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Never!
I know you are a dedicated family man Kevin and I respect that. I know the hunger for my belt is to get your kids a better quality of life. But much like your hunger gets the better of you when you gulp down all the food in the house and leave your kids starvin, your hunger is going to get the better of you in our Iron Man match on Sunday! Have you ever gone 60 minutes without chompin on some delicious Canadian poutine? (cue photoshop of Owens beside gigantic plate of poutine).
And much like your beloved Montreal Canadiens won't see the Stanley Cup this year, you won't be able to see me on Sunday JACK.
Liquidsnake
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This would be so good if he was in character the entire time.
Professor Beef
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I wanna see a Ryback/Kevin Owens feud for the inevitable Feed Me More promos.
Wait, that'd work better as a team!
Wait, that'd work better as a team!
Spider from Mars
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Already getting those Owens segments ready
Nocturnowl
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You got me, the curse went active last year at Money in the Bank where through the powers of logical heel faction booking Kane helped fellow authority member Rollins to the briefcase and screwed over Dean in the process so there was more fire to continue the Rollins/Ambrose feud.
And the majority Wrasslegaf response was to immediately weep about Kane having ruined the match somehow because of this like it was a five star classic that might as well have ended with Kane winning the case for himself and literally burying Ambrose under ladders.
Now he will forever interfere until the posters of this thread admit "well actually that booking made sense".
Which will never happen because it's Kane doing something in a year beyond 2011.
Also SoulPlaya got bullied out the thread, curse got strengthened.
"You have that bull tattoo on your arm but that doesn't make you the man. You see, I went one on one with The Great One. I have headlined Wrestlemanias with the Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment. I have smelled what the Rock is cooking, Kevin.
And we all know you've been eating everything he's cooked."
*turn to camera*
*Cena wink*
FallingEdge
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sounds like something you would hear from a Saturday morning cartoon.
Nocturnowl
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Guys, we need to have this Cena/Owens feud, these mock promos have thoroughly convinced me.
Well at least Lana was translating correctly I guess.
Sweeney Tom
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Say it ain't so Adam Rose.
Friday, 4:59
WWE: "We wish Adam Rose, aka Leo Kruger, the best of luck in his future endeavors."
British Monsoon
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Owens is going to debut as Bray's long-lost brother. He'll grow his beard out, they'll get matching dungarees, buy a pair of motorbikes and become the 2015 version of the McGuire Twins.
Professor Beef
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