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[Data West]

It constantly blows my mind that Onita is still going.

old man garbage wrestling is really easy to do.

he's not wrestling like jun for a reason

 

[Perspicacity]

That's great and all but what about this tired Full Sail joke i have.

Full Sail is goddess. She is wife of Stanford Connecticut. It is known

 

[slightconfuse]

Kevin Owens interviewed by rolling stone

http://www.rollingstone.com/sports/...uy-who-gatecrashed-raw-speaks-20150518?page=2

 

[sf2fanatic]

I know it's entertainment but I wonder how hard it was for Rusev to be mad at Lana and do the segment tonight.

 

[TheStruggler]

I know it's entertainment but I wonder how hard it was for Rusev to be mad at Lana and do the segment tonight.

another guy kissing his girl, could be a tad easy

 

[Professor Beef]

Reigns' persona is arse.

So is yours, baby girl. Don't let Verendus see this post or he's gonna lay down one of his oh-so-smooth tirades against you.

Believe that.

 

[NoRéN]

Best part of raw was cesaro killing Kofi.

 

[dream]

It was jarring to see how cheap and stupid the NXT title looks in the big leagues. It looked like some tin plates strapped to a deflated tire.

 

[Man God]

The US title's design and even that dumb shirt have grown on me.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Reigns' persona is arse.

Dolph's gonna be kissing it?

 

[Plywood]

How was The Raw live this Monday Night?

 

[UberTag]

It was jarring to see how cheap and stupid the NXT title looks in the big leagues. It looked like some tin plates strapped to a deflated tire.

So you're saying the penny tag belts and the purple butterfly belt look better?

 

[dream]

The tag titles are inexcusable, but yeah, I'd spend money on a Diva's replica belt before I'd buy an NXT one.

 

[Plywood]

Raw is like an iceberg. If you only pay attention to what is showing then you miss like 80% of it

goddam

better watch this raw

 

[Man God]

I like the Tag Belts.

The NXT title is pretty good too. It'll be the Big Gold Belt next year anyways when 90% of the current NXT roster is on Smackdown during the second brand split.

 

[Plywood]

No matter how black Kevin's shirt is it can't hide that bulbous gut.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

 

[Perspicacity]

goddam

better watch this raw

Don't watch it. Experience it

 

[Cagey]

I still don't fully believe I watched Kevin Owens stand in the ring with John Cena, tell Cena he's been wrasslin longer than him, hit a finisher and then stomp on Cena's title belt.

I'm confused and scared, friends.

 

[TheStruggler]

if they build owens up to be a dominating force in the wwe and destroys people in his path do you think a lesnar vs owens match would be good.

 

[NoRéN]

Kevin Owens cuts a promo sounding like someone doing a bad Christopher Walken impression.

 

[sf2fanatic]

So disgusted at the end of Bray/Ambrose match. Why?

 

[dream]

Kevin Owens cuts a promo sounding like someone doing a bad Christopher Walken impression.

Yes. It's like he stayed up all night watching old Jay Mohr sketches.

 

[Plywood]

Don't watch it. Experience it

Should I take any pharmaceuticals along the ride?

 

[Man God]

So disgusted at the end of Bray/Ambrose match. Why?

It's all coming full circle. Bray was the one who interrupted his original feud with Rollins over the case. Long term booking.

 

[Toki767]

So disgusted at the end of Bray/Ambrose match. Why?

Gotta keep Bray strong for whoever he's feuding with next. Probably Orton.

Plus it's not like Ambrose has a shot at winning the title anyway. This is possibly more of a throwaway title match than Rollins and Orton.

 

[Perspicacity]

I'd appreciate it if we didn't make any more anglocentric comments directed at Kevin Owens' cadence. He speaks English much better than most of you.

 

[sf2fanatic]

I think what's odd is that Ambrose and Bray do connect well as they fight each other. It's always been great matches.

 

[Toki767]

I'd appreciate it if we didn't make any more anglocentric comments directed at Kevin Owens' cadence. He speaks English much better than most of you.

Owens enunciates his words is all. Of course he has that French Canadian accent but he's still perfectly understandable.

 

[dream]

I'd appreciate it if we didn't make any more anglocentric comments directed at Kevin Owens' cadence. He speaks English much better than most of you.

D'accord, mon ami. Je me demande combien de langues ne ces cons parlent.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

I'd appreciate it if we didn't make any more anglocentric comments directed at Kevin Owens' cadence. He speaks English much better than most of you.

nah wee goht bahd blewed

 

[NoRéN]

Yes. It's like he stayed up all night watching old Jay Mohr sketches.

Lol

At least he
Doesn't do
That thing with
The microphone.
Anymore.


Where he grabs it with both hands and brings it in real close to his face.

 

[Heel]

Unlike Perspicacity, dream's opinion isn't shaded by being Canadian. You have to respect that.

 

[Chamber]

Gotta keep Bray strong for whoever he's feuding with next. Probably Orton.

Plus it's not like Ambrose has a shot at winning the title anyway. This is possibly more of a throwaway title match than Rollins and Orton.

Feed the challenger losses and emasculate the champion every week, then wonder why everyone is tuning out.

 

[Data West]

I'd appreciate it if we didn't make any more anglocentric comments directed at Kevin Owens' cadence. He speaks English much better than most of you.

are you one of those 'english is my second language is an excuse for anything' types pepsi

 

[Toki767]

Feed the challenger losses and emasculate the champion every week, then wonder why everyone is tuning out.

Then think your answer is Roman Reigns.

 

[dream]

I think we can all agree that spindashing is very well-spoken.

 

[Perspicacity]

are you one of those 'english is my second language is an excuse for anything' types pepsi

I am normally quite precise with my use of English, I try to delineate my speech to the best choice of terms so as to not confuse my meaning or intent. Recently I had the pleasure of spending time with a girl from a French community in Atlantic Canada. She had extremely good use of English but she would often confuse terms both in speaking and in listening to me. While things didn't work out for a number of reasons, I found the conversations with her were incredibly endearing and some of the best I have ever had, despite the minor language barrier and I truly cherished the brief relationship we shared.

 

[Cybit]

Feed the challenger losses and emasculate the champion every week, then wonder why everyone is tuning out.

Emasculating champions is fine. The problem is, no one believes anything of consequence will happen till Emperor King Bork returns.

 

[Seraphis Cain]

I think X-Pac's drunk-tweeting again.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

I don't see Brock getting another reign unless it's short

They had him tearing shit up as champ and it ran its course, restarting it won't pop buys because it's been played out

 

[Chamber]

Emasculating champions is fine. The problem is, no one believes anything of consequence will happen till Emperor King Bork returns.

See, that's the other problem. They've successfully conditioned their audience to believe nothing matters beside Wrestlemania, Summerslam and Royal Rumble.

 

[Heel]

Chamber, I think it's time to accept that Seth-kun carrying the gold is kinda like a weed holder in a rap ensemble.

 

[dream]

Can we talk a little bit about how great that video of a drunken Scott Hall being escorted out of the "Skate and Surf Music Festival" is?

 

[Chamber]

Chamber, I think it's time to accept that Seth-kun carrying the gold is kinda like a weed holder in a rap ensemble.

Hey playboy, let's discuss Rusev's career prospects.

 

[Toki767]

Rusev's probably going to win the IC title I guess.

Tonight was probably the first time he got laid out to someone not named Cena though.

He's basically on a downward spiral worse than Bray last year.

Just like how they took away the Wyatt family from Bray, they took away Lana from Rusev. Soon they'll probably just comment about how he's Bulgarian and not actually Russian.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Rusev's probably going to win the IC title I guess.

Tonight was probably the first time he got laid out to someone not named Cena though.

He's basically on a downward spiral worse than Bray last year.

Just like how they took away the Wyatt family from Bray, they took away Lana from Rusev. Soon they'll probably just comment about how he's Bulgarian and not actually Russian.

Spoiler

Post-EC ads spoiled Sheamus winning the IC belt. Accept the sadness and defeat now

 

[sf2fanatic]

another guy kissing his girl, could be a tad easy

Ok just saw the segment of this. Zigs the new Edge with women. All types!

 

[NoRéN]

Serious shit, what are the chances of finally having someone survive a cena feud and come out on top? Will Owens be that person?

 

[Data West]

Serious shit, what are the chances of finally having someone survive a cena feud and come out on top? Will Owens be that person?

No one survives a Cena feud. Which is amazing because a Cena feud does really good stuff, the first month. Like a Hogan feud did in the 80s. The problem is Cena drags it out another 3-4 months after he's beaten you.