Owens is a psychotic bully who mostly speaks with clarity and purpose. It's hard to disagree with his words, which is what makes him such a captivating promo. You know he's an ass, but bah gawd you gotta respect him.
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Owens is a psychotic bully who mostly speaks with clarity and purpose. It's hard to disagree with his words, which is what makes him such a captivating promo. You know he's an ass, but bah gawd you gotta respect him.
Gotta keep up kayfabe, friend. Cant have the blood capsule reality of this business exposed.
You want a medal or something?
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Isn't the main event Dean getting owned by Seth-Kun ('s buddies)
Like with Brock at Wrestlemania XXXI, I'm on #TeamHardway. A blood capsule under a skin graft would have been too elaborate in this case.
Sibersk Esto
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"Family Man" Alucard would side with Owens
Exactly. He's Brock Lesnar, but he's a prize fighter fighting to feed his kids. He's not an emotionless ass kicker that takes pleasure in causing pain....he's got a purpose.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
I don't know. Owens just sounded like the annoying passive-aggressive guy at your job. He also looks like that guy.
HHH knows that would kill NXT.
Look at the loss they just handed Sting. As long as Dunn and Vince are there the WWE brand will be the most important thing.
Spider from Mars
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Your average neogafer wishes they had his dough boy bod.
Generic bully who fights for his family. Apparently, having a family to support is something unique among the WWE.
I've seen the term thrown around before but not yet for him. Indy darling. That helps. Also, he's going against Cena. Internet hates Cena so this helps too.
This was before Vince ever saw a NXT show, though.
Then he did, and we got Neville, Zayn and Steen with (damn near) perfect debuts... Coincidence?
Spider from Mars
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NXT marks are the MCU fans of wrestling
Probably a lot of overlap
Probably a lot of overlap
I think that pushed out the shit like the booking of Charlotte. Dunn and Hayes couldn't run to Vince and complain about the WWE brand not being the focus and shit.
The biggest thing about NXT is that they are trying to create stars.
Fuck worrying about if guys are gonna go to TNA or Japan you own their name and you could own what gets them over. WWE needs to stop worrying about paying guys and start worrying about making wrestling fucking popular again.
Vince was always afraid to give guys money up front because he didn't want his guys getting Kevin Nash/Hogan/or Bill Goldberg WCW type deals.
In Vince's head he is able to book 1-2 stars and everyone else is a fucking jobber and who gives a fuck about them.
Its why Reigns is kinda in the Cena spot right now. Hell notice how Cena has been better now that he is away from any McMachon Family drama shit?
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For Owens, the day he got to be on Raw with Cena was the most important day of his career. But for Cena, it was Monday.
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You want a medal or something?
Perspicacity
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Tired of all the centennials coming to this thread to collect their medals
Spider from Mars
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Gaf, am I the ONLY one who doesn't like Kevin Owens look?
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Professor Beef
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Shouldn't have fed him pizza.
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Owens has got an oval face whether he's fit or fat, the beard makes him look fatter than he is.
Spider from Mars
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I may be alone on this, but I don't like Kevin Owens look. Is there any one else who shares this view?
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
He looks like he swallowed a bowling ball. His whole look is Bray Wyatt but fatter.
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Owens looks like a twitch streamer playing through his first run of Witcher 3.
Professor Beef
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Since Stto is perma'd and Sunflower is also banned, I can safely say that Kevin Owens is now the new Arn Anderson.
Sibersk Esto
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LTTP: Kevin Owen's look
Spider from Mars
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I still don't love Kevin Owens look, anyone else?
Kane does DDP Yoga and has a six pack. Does Kevin do DDP Yoga or have a six pack? I case my rest.
The man needs ring gear.
Which kane?
Spider from Mars
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Kevin Owens only runs at 900p, it just doesn't look that good. Anyone else bothered by this?
Professor Beef
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Kevin has a six pack of soda, does that count?
Sibersk Esto
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Kane's best look is inverted colors
I don't see Owens with that bicep
I don't see Owens with that bicep
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In case you haven't noticed lately, wrestling fans are all about that Kevin Owens look. I hadn't heard about this guy until my roommate mentioned it. She used to be crazy over guys she claimed had the "Kevin Owens". After observing the guys she found attractive, I came to understand this body type well and was able to identify it. The Kevin Owens look is a nice balance between a beer gut and working out. His look says, "I go to the gym occasionally, but I also drink heavily on the weekends and enjoy eating eight slices of pizza at a time." It's not an overweight guy, but it isn't one with washboard abs, either.
When taking mark photos wrestling fans want to be "the cute one". We love people saying "they look cute together." But we still like being the center of attention. We want to look skinny and the bigger the wrestler, the smaller we feel and the better we look next to you in a picture.
Wrestling fans tend to picture their future together with their favourites early on. Therefore, if he already has the Kevin Owens going on, we can get used to it when he's on the indies, goes to NXT, moves onto become champion. We know what we are getting into when he's got the same exact body type at the age of 22 that he's going to have at 45.
Actually Kevin has Dynamic scaling according to Digital Foundry, it's all about the angles. FYI
Is he trying to infringe on Ryback's foodie gimmick?
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