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May Wrasslin' |OT| Super Strong Style 16 - Thread Edition 2015

Right now he says

you're on my list

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Data West

coaches in the WNBA
If Mike Bailey ever gets offered a developmental contract, I'm going to e-mail Kevin Dunn a ton of gifs of all the dipshit unsafe spots that moron did in the indies to save us from another zayn/bryan
 

NYR

Member
CM Punk won't respond. He is too busy training to look like a tattooed guy off the street wearing UFC gloves. Oh wait, too late:

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Data West

coaches in the WNBA
The WWE Network Subreddit has a chronology timeline of everything on the Network.

Man it's tempting. But man is that a LOT of wrestling
 

RP912

Banned
I guess the deathmatch is the main event.

Fair enough, bring on Jeez. This dude is seriously rapping to his own theme xD.
 

Man God

Non-Canon Member
Splatoon is too much fun, I literally don't care what they do at this point. They got my money.

One RAW until Wrestlemania 12 for me. I still firmly bolieve that there are only two types of wrasslin fans out there, those that find the Ironman Match amazing and those that think its horrendously boring.
 

somedevil

Member
If anyone is interested here is whats going to air on Impact on May 15 and 22:

May 15:

*Kurt Angle came to the ring with Chris Melendez. Angle commended Chris Melendez as his back up after EY went for his own back up and if backfired. Angle said he wrestled in the Olympics for his country, but Melendez was willing to die for this country and gave up his body for his country. He is what children should aspire to be. He asked Melendez to team up with him tonight then asked The Rising to come out.

Angle called them a breath of fresh air to this company because they stand up for what they believe in. Angle said the BDC is a cancer to the company but because of The Rising he is able to defend the title as champion and for that he thanks them. Drew said they don’t have to thank him, he is Kurt Angle. Drew said the three of them are not just The Rising. Everyone willing to fight for the sport of pro wrestling is a member. Drew calls Angle the best in the world. Drew said there will come a day when they go one-on-one for the title. Drew wants to be the best in the world and when the time comes he will take that title. Angle mentions that he doesn’t back away from a challenge and he is not about to now.

Eric Young comes to the ramp and said it took him weeks to get his shot. He earned it with the deck stacked against him with Ray, Melendez, and The Rising. Eric says he was screwed. Eric says he is still the number one contender. He is the best and deserves to be champion. Angle said he tried to help him but EY decided to go with the BDC. He went for help from cancer and got nipped in the ass. Eric said that’s how Kurt sees it but Eric says Kurt is afraid that he can’t beat Eric one-on-one. Eric says he will never quit and he will never go away. Angle says he deserves a rematch but it is going to be under his terms. He says it will be an I Quit Match one on one with no interference. That is for another night and tonight it is about Hardcore War.

The BDC run through the crowd and jump everyone in the ring. Lashley’s music hits and he makes it to the ring to hit a Spear on Eric Young. Angle takes a mic and says to meet the last member of his team: Lashley.

Match 1) Robbie E defeated Jessie Godderz. Robbie slammed Jessie down and rolled him up within less than ten seconds. Jessie took a mic and asked for the match to be restarted. Robbie agreed. Jessie got in slight offense before Robbie E quickly rolled him up with La Magistral. Jessie once again took a mic and said he wasn’t ready. Jessie asked for another restart. Robbie agreed. The crowd started counting the time but the match went a bit longer. For a third time, Robbie E defeated Jessie with a Crucifix Pin. Jessie freaked out and said he was tired of this and nailed Robbie in the face with the mic. He hit a lariat after. Jessie dumped the referee out. He then military pressed Robbie from inside the ring to the floor. Jessie grabbed a chair and wrapped it around Robbie’s head before running him into the post. DJ Z came to the ramp as Jessie was leaving and got in his face before he and security attended to Robbie E.

*Match 2) In the first match in the best of five series, The Wolves defeated The Dirty Heels when Davey won with a roll up on Roode when Aries/Roode went for their IED/Spinebuster combination.

Jeremy Borash at this point told the audience about how we saw Velvet and Ray return tonight and advertised another main event star to show up later tonight.

*EC3 & Tyrus came to the ring, EC3 suited up. EC3 runs down the top five list and how he defeated Anderson in his own match, the guy who was number one, and he is somehow not number one. He wants answers. Cue Mr. Anderson who came to the ring with a chair in hand. Anderson said how EC3 did not do anything last week. Anderson said he wars to fight someone tonight. EC3 says they are done here and go to leave. Anderson said he already got it cleared. Tonight he wrestles Tyrus. If he beats Tyrus, he gets EC3 one on one next week. EC3 says no. Anderson asks Tyrus if he is always going to be his little bitch. “That’s a huge bitch, but a bitch nonetheless.” Tyrus asks for a referee and charges Anderson.

Match 3) Mr. Anderson defeated Tyrus. EC3 got ejected from the match. Anderson pinned Tyrus with a Mic Check.

After, Anderson did his shtick and announced himself as the winner.

*Magnus came to the ring and took a mic. He said he will never apologize for smashing James Storm in the head with guitar. Everyone on the roster knows that James Storm is full of crap. He is dressed to compete and asks James Storm to come out. Instead, Abyss comes to the ramp with a mic in hand. Abyss said last week, Magnus assaulted his leader. Tonight, he is going to pay the consequences and the consequence is Abyss. The two started brawling on the floor. Manik came to the ring but Magnus suplexed him. Khoya came out with the Revolution cane and hit Magnus with it. He, Abyss, and Manik posed over Magnus.

Hardcore War: Team Young (Eric Young, Low Ki, Kenny King, Bram, and MVP) defeated Team Angle (Kurt Angle, Chris Melendez, Mica, Drew Galloway, and Lashley) when Young hit a piledriver on Melendez. After the match, Young pulled off Melendez’ leg and tried to hit him with it. Angle stopped him, but Young hit Angle and put him in the camel clutch and choked him with the leg.

May 22:

The Dollhouse comes out to reveal what Taryn is going to wear when she meets with Robert Irvine (Gail’s husband) and it is lingerie.

*Gail comes out and attacks the members of the Dollhouse.

Match Number One: The Wolves defeated the Dirty Heels to take a two matches to none lead in the Best of Five series. The Wolves won with the lungblower and power bomb combination

Match Number Two: Ethan Carter III defeated Ken Anderson with the One Percenter. Tyrus was locked in a cage for the match. It took a few minutes after everyone left ringside for Tyrus to be let out of the cage.

*D’Angelo Dinero joins Josh Mathews for the next match to do commentary.

Match Number Three: Rockstar Spud won a six man elimination X Division Match featuring Manik, Mandrews, Argos, Crazy Steve, and Tiger Uno.

*Jessie Godderz and Zema Ion cut promos before their match.

Match Number Four: Jessie Godderz defeated Zema Ion with a Boston Crab.

Match Number Five: Magnus defeated Khoya with two uranages. Before the match, Magnus cut a promo about his issues with James Storm and the Revolution.

Match Number Six: Kurt Angle defeated Eric Young in an I Quit Match to retain the TNA World Title. During the match, Angle had Young in the ankle lock and Young tapped out and got Angle to release the hold but the match continued because he did not say I Quit

Funny how one match type will air on Payback and then 5 day later TNA does the same match.
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
I'd just like to point out this World War 3 97 undercard

Faces of Fear vs Glacier & Ernest Miller
Saturn vs Disco
Ultimo Dragon vs Yuji Nagata
The Steiners vs The Bluebloods(William Regal and Dave Taylor)
Scotty Riggs vs Raven
Mongo vs Alex Wright
Eddie Guerrero vs Rey Mysterio
Curt Henning vs Ric Flair


Meanwhile up north you have Survivor Series 97. Forget the screwjob for a second and just look how awful the card there is.
 

Zach

Member
The WWE Network Subreddit has a chronology timeline of everything on the Network.

Man it's tempting. But man is that a LOT of wrestling
Yeah, dude. That's what I had been using through '96. Then when I started up this '97 WWF push I foolishly didn't use it. A few minutes ago I was like "oh, I should use that reddit link again" and OH MY GOD I'VE MISSED THE ECW PPVS.

Do I care, though? Hmmmm...
 

Man God

Non-Canon Member
Doing WCW backwards was a pain, I made my own list. Did get screwed up because they moved spring stampede around a few times and also reversed the two Bashes halfway through.
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
Not only is WCW's roster better, but it's far more diverse. And that's not just a money thing. WWF could have done that as well, but Vince still thought it was the 80s.
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Man God

Non-Canon Member
Yep, they needed more Mexicans and Japanese fellows so the big white guys could slam them when angry and the smaller ones could bully them and win belts from them.
 

RP912

Banned
The based Power Plant turned boys into fucking warriors. They really meant it with the motto "where the big boys play".
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
I have a feeling the next WCW stuff we'll get is 97 nitros. From that point, we'll probably start getting Thunders and 98-99 Nitros. Sadly, I don't see 92-95 Saturday Night happening for a looong time. I don't even know if Pro Wrestling will ever get uploaded.
 

Man God

Non-Canon Member
I really want Thunder for some reason. I probably watched less than 30 of them all together, I've probably seen more Shotgun Saturday Night and Velocity than Thunder. I know its bad, but I want to watch it.

Knowing WWE, they'll put up the 2000-01 Nitros next because "lol look how shitty WCW was!"

Even in that they would have messed up as 1999 pre Russo is the worst period of the show, bar none. End of 1998 isn't much better either.
 

Thorakai

Member
I don't know what I was thinking when I agreed to do a paper with a partner. Their writing is pretty subpar =/

Into the editing room...
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
Hogan came out last for his title match with Sheik.

God damn McMahon and his favoritism. Blassie should've chewed them out for making Sheik come out first.
 

Man God

Non-Canon Member
I like it when the champ makes it clear that they chose to come out first either to keep from getting jumped/to jump someone/because they felt like it.
 
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