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May Wrasslin |OT| Vince McMahon doesn't give 5 million f**ks what you think.
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Oh, really? Awesome. They should let him talk for like...an hour.
UberTag
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Why would Heyman be back this week? Lesnar QUIT.
Heyman shouldn't return to represent Brock or deliver a statement on Brock's behalf until Triple H calls him out.
Having him respond within minutes/hours is just lame. They're not even booked for the PPV this weekend so overshadowing an event you want people to pay money for is nonsensical.
But then that probably wasn't the plan last week. The plan probably changed since then. Because VINCE SUCKS.
Get Cena out of the main events.
There's no way they're going to establish new big stars when Cena keeps hogging the spotlight without putting people over (people who aren't called Dwayne).
Guess who's also on Raw this week? Triple H. There you go.
I think the point was that it wouldn't make sense for Heyman to be there minutes after Triple H calls Heyman/Brock out. It would seem too scripted (it's still real to me damnit).
UberTag
Member
I know that. I'm saying it's lame to have Heyman on hand to respond to Triple H's comments TONIGHT.
He should respond next Monday or at the PPV at the absolute earliest.
Looks like CM Punk is already hinting at his next WWE title program opponent on Twitter after his pointless match with D.Brine this Sunday.
His hints point to a return of Batista
.. or Punk feuds with Brotista after dropping the title to D Brine. Who knows.
Or it never happens because Punk tweeted about it.
He put over Punk too, on multiple occasions.
UberTag
Member
This would only fly if D.Brine moves on to a feud with Orton. No other face is over enough for a WWE title program.
Never clean. Always with shenanigans like refs missing feet under ropes, refusing a Johnny interference assist, etc. And don't get me started on that farce of a WWE Title tourney that awarded Cena the belt two weeks after he lost it the first time. And then after the 2nd match he lost, Punk got clocked with Del Rio's briefcase and Cena was the guy upset about it and feuding with Del Rio right away while Punk got fed to Trips' ego.
And Bryan feuds with Cena, since Cena hasn't had a title-vent feud this year.
I don't see that on his twitter and also isn't he filiming the new
riddick
and that would mean a move to RAW for Orton/D.Brine unless they want both champions on Smackdown. If this brand split is truly over .. doesn't matter.
I think Cena will be just fine without a title feud. He's headlined two PPVs without a title.
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Deleted member 47027
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Stop TEASING me guys. It's not going to happen.
UberTag
Member
Fixed.
Hell, Cena's divorce proceedings would main event a PPV ahead of a WWE championship match.
If Cena's wife becomes a character on WWE TV, I quit watching all together.
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Deleted member 47027
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It -is- a work.
But if they want to turn Bryan into a real YES!-man, they need to put him over Cena: See Punk post-Extreme Rules.
The Frankman
Banned
Me giving an in-depth breakdown of my thought process when I fleeced you of Ben Rothelisberger with Buffalo's weak-armed Harvard QB would main-event ahead of a WWE championship.
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
You need to stop. He's a man of men.
The Frankman
Banned
Fuck that. At Over The Limit...
Fatal Four Way Match:
Lord Tensai vs. Mason Ryan vs. Ryback vs. Batista
His stomach gives me nightmares. Looking at his chest took two years straight off my life.
He's like a deflated rubber duck.
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Deleted member 47027
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To be fair that pic was shortly after he left WWE and switched his training to cut all the bulk so he could do MMA. He's since gassed back up, but not to Final Batista levels "DUCT TAPE?!"
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Deleted member 47027
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Over the Limit indeed! Ring will have holes in it!
You swear that stupid Doofus Tensai can hang out with the big boys
This is where the big boys play.
Replace Tensai with Zeke Jackson so you have four roiders who can't wrestle.
Each win was so hilariously dull. Either DQ, interference, or countout. The win at MitB was a fluke in retrospect, did nothing to help the story.
I remember Sheamus was getting the same type of wins over Cena. People were defending that for a while but of course it never lasted.
Macho Madness
Member
Look at the adjective.
He got rid of the HGH gut he had going on, and got completely shredded. That's not looking awful... that's looking like you've got 4% bodyfat.
The Incarnation
Member
I caught myself humming Kelly Kelly's entrance theme today.
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Deleted member 47027
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holla, holla
Net_Wrecker
Member
None of you are to watch Raw tonight. There is a superior form of Schadenfreude scheduled.
You're all coming to G-Fex's virtual internet wrestling federation stream to see my painstakingly created Mixed Martial Artist beat each and every one of you marks into submission, one by one.
The only "predetermined outcome" on this night will be the ill fate of anyone who dares step to the great Fedor inside of that virtual squared circle. It's time someone brings legitimacy to Sports Entertainment, and there's not a damn thing any of you can do about it.
The great Fedor is right at home in the ring. If this "sport" is "real" you should have no problem with him using low blowings, headbuttings, eye gougings and kicks to a grounded opponent.
In fact, I'm so sure of my victory that I'm raising the stakes. If the great Fedor loses to this jabroni Net Wrecker, I WILL LEAVE THE WRASSLE-GAF FOREVER.
One night only.
I just want everyone to know that if by some miracle I lose, that I put absolutely nothing at stake and will just WWE Creative my way out of it (act like it never happened).
So uhhhhhhh, yeah BRING IT ON........or something.
The Incarnation
Member
Imagine yourself being a female and having it humping up against you.
worldrunover
Member
UberTag said:
Worse than just that - he didn't even participate in the tourney, and then Mysterio won it in a very cool match against the Miz, and Cena got a shot THAT NIGHT to take it from him. The Rock is the only clean match I can remember Cena losing in the 3+ years since I've started watching WWE again.
As an aside, it's been said ad infinitum, but Cena should have fought Mysterio at Summerslam and pushed back Punk's return at least another month. It still bugs me.
Kccitystar
Member
Mysterio/Cena facing off at Summerslam only to have CM Punk return with the real linear WWE title when Cena won would have sold the PPV, and a unification match at Night of Champions would have been fantastic LOGICAL booking. Hell at Night of Champions, CM Punk retaining would have led to him blowing up that stupid WWE CHAMP belt and unveiled a new one/classic one on RAW the night after. Fuck, WWE should hire me.
sillentassasin
Member
You're being Logical. That's why WWE won't hire you.
BoboBrazil
Member
Before the Rock, Summerslam 98 was the last clean loss by John Cena. Loss by submission you have to go back to 2004. So fucking ridiculous.
UberTag
Member
No, the WWE WOULD hire him. His logical booking would simply be blown up by Vince during one of his panic attacks where he rewrites RAW 6 times based on a feeling that effectively unravels any long-term planning that had already been set in motion.
Naturally. They know that anyone with any wrestling sense will have issue with Vince's meddling and won't just smile and nod with each illogical turn of events. Obviously, the talent won't do that because they're largely well paid but the writers are getting paid nothing to begin with.
BoboBrazil
Member
WWE actively seeks out writers that have no knowledge of wrestling. They prefer it.
You're going to burn Sandman!!!!!
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