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May Wrasslin |OT| Vince McMahon doesn't give 5 million f**ks what you think.
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FallingEdge
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That is by far one of the best video game wrestling based gifs I have ever seen.
UberTag
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They don't need to be banned from GAF. Just WrassleGAF.
Impact is by far the best wrestling show airing in North America right now. We should all support it.
If you had balls, you'd stop watching now instead of at Sunday. John Cena thinks you're a loser.
Bryan and Dave were talking this morning about the WWE brass getting into a panic and thinking about fast tracking Brock vs. Triple H for No Way Out in June.
I suspect this is easily better than anything that aired on RAW tonight.
It was a delightful storyline. I summarized it over in another thread just a couple days back...
In this clip, you can see the fabled hero to all kids everywhere - John Cena - attempt to save Eve from being kidnapped by the evil masked freak, Kane. He fails but she manages to escape from the ambulance on her own and leap into his arms anyway.
She makes out with him just in time for her wheelchair-bound boyfriend (and Cena's best friend) - Zack Ryder - to wheel up behind them in shock with roses he intended to give her for Valentine's Day (this was the day before on February 13th). Poor Zack's heart is broken.
Eve would later admit to using both Zack & John only to get caught and verbally emasculated in the middle of the ring by Cena and labelled with the abusive slur "hoeski" which haunts her to this very day. Meanwhile, Zack would lose his friend and never win another match on television.
In an ironic twist, the evil masked freak Kane is actually a loving husband and grandfather who was actually trying to save Cena's dysfunctional marriage by encouraging him to "embrace the hate" and leave touring on the road full-time so he could patch things up with his high school sweetheart, Liz... whom Cena never sees because he's never at home.
Cena ignored this well-intentioned advice, filed for divorce two days ago and stands to lose a good chunk of his wealth... but he gets all of the presents he gave Liz back because that was written into his pre-nup.
However, everything worked out in the end because The Rock was able to share all of Cena's misfortune with the people in musical fashionhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEpVtok8MSQ#t=5m21s and a good laugh was had by all.
Oh god. What in the fuck did I just watch...
What's there left to look forward to and watch at this point?
besides Kane
Professor Beef
Banned
I can never stop laughing as soon as Net crumples on the mat. :lol
The only match I'm interested in is Company Man Punk vs. Daniel "Yes Man" Bryan. Hopefully it goes to 30 minutes, but knowing Vince it'll be first on the card and under 5 minutes. At the very least, I'll have more free time after the match is done.
This match had a 3-day build (if that) in this thread, and the match was better and far more entertaining than anything the WWE has put out this year.
crimsonspider89
Banned
Obviously:
This is the best storyline of the year so far, and Bryan is the best performer at the moment.
I watch WWE for Bryan, not for Cena. I'll watch OTL for Bryan/Punk, and I'll keep watching WWE programming as far as Bryan keeps delivering as he has done since november.
By the way, I'll be watching OTL but I'm not giving a single penny to the WWE for it, just as every other Bryan fan in Britain will do.
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The Frankman
Banned
fuk yo taunt clown.
sillentassasin
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Officerrob
Banned
Shoving large objects into my dick hole might be more fun then RAW last night
I watched due to heel bringing in legitimacy to Nwa. I left extremely satisfied.
Four_Chamber
Member
I watched Raw in 15 minutes. Not going to watch this shit live for the time being. I'm bored as hell of HHH forcing himself into the main event scene. I'm no high roller but I can't imagine anybody spending money for Over the Limit. Bryan/Punk will be good but there's zero build to the match.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
Member
Nah, I think he just legit forgot.
Black Republican
Member
think im gonna give up on wwe
Daniel Bryan
Santino
CM Punk
Cody Rhodes
Lesnar making Cena bleed
These are the things I like about WWE at the moment. Nothing else.
Heyman never fails to impress me. No-one articulates and sells the "medium" of wrestling like him. He talks and I believe every word he says. The guy's a fucking legend.
Santino
CM Punk
Cody Rhodes
Lesnar making Cena bleed
These are the things I like about WWE at the moment. Nothing else.
Heyman never fails to impress me. No-one articulates and sells the "medium" of wrestling like him. He talks and I believe every word he says. The guy's a fucking legend.
:lol :lol :lol
Keyser Soze
Member
It's sad that I thought that GIF was from No Mercy until the WWE 12 logo showed up.
Nocturnowl
Member
I should have just checked here before actually watching Raw, I could've saved myself the anguish.
let me reel off the good points of Raw
- Kane's entrance
- Kane's cross body
- Botched gravity bending chokeslam
So is Big Show's gimmick this year to be a snivelling crybaby? I mean both his big storylines have revolved around him blubbering, woah I want to get behind this guy! he's sensitive and in touch with his emotions!
The less said about Cena's promo the better, granted I got unintentional hilarity from it in a kind of "I can't believe he's actually doing this" way.
That gif is better than Raw.
let me reel off the good points of Raw
- Kane's entrance
- Kane's cross body
- Botched gravity bending chokeslam
So is Big Show's gimmick this year to be a snivelling crybaby? I mean both his big storylines have revolved around him blubbering, woah I want to get behind this guy! he's sensitive and in touch with his emotions!
The less said about Cena's promo the better, granted I got unintentional hilarity from it in a kind of "I can't believe he's actually doing this" way.
That gif is better than Raw.
Conrad Link
Member
Whhhhhy do they keep teasing me with this interesting AJ shit like its actually gonna go somewhere?? 
Anyway, despite the pathetic build up I still can't wait for Punk vs Bryan.
Why thats not the main focus of the show over all this other complete and utter absolute garbage is beyond me, but hey we're use to it by now. :|
Anyway, despite the pathetic build up I still can't wait for Punk vs Bryan.
Why thats not the main focus of the show over all this other complete and utter absolute garbage is beyond me, but hey we're use to it by now. :|
Free episode of Observer Radio today:
http://www.f4wonline.com/component/...n-diaz-annoying-cena-your-questions-tons-more
http://www.f4wonline.com/component/...n-diaz-annoying-cena-your-questions-tons-more
Whhhhhy do they keep teasing me with this interesting AJ shit like its actually gonna go somewhere??
Dude, it's gonna go here and, to speak in the words of Shao Kahn, IT WILL BE GLORIOUS!
Conrad Link
Member
Man I hope so, the crowd still pop for her.... they're gagging for the pay-off where she finally gives 'dat Bhrayanz boy wot he done deserve' but after Punk dismissing her now, I'm still hoping for the double swerve back to Bryan.
KING AND QUEEN OF ALL WRESTLING
And mad Punk is mad at them and has proper feud instead of the he got jokes just chillin' and lending money to.... Alex Riley CM Punk that we have now. :|
Oh shit Meltzer vs Dana LET'S GO
I'm kidding who cares.
In any case, literally the ONLY thing I'm looking forward to in WWE right now is Daniel Bryan vs. CM Punk on Sunday. I really want that to be an excellent match. Their champion vs champion match on Smackdown was bananas; i'm looking forward to what they can do on a PPV.
Also, wrestling should be way more of this:
I was thinking this with Beth vs. Alicia Fox last night. Beth picks her foe up,and they wrap their legs around her for the Glam Slam. And Cole said "What is Layla gonna do to defend against Beth" and I think to myself, well, instead of wrapping her legs backwards around Beth's waist, she could just keep her feet on the mat and stop her from Glam Slamming her altogether.
I was thinking this with Beth vs. Alicia Fox last night. Beth picks her foe up,and they wrap their legs around her for the Glam Slam. And Cole said "What is Layla gonna do to defend against Beth" and I think to myself, well, instead of wrapping her legs backwards around Beth's waist, she could just keep her feet on the mat and stop her from Glam Slamming her altogether.
it was ubertag it really was.
As for Raw tonight..
Except Jim Carrey is actually funny.
Just watch on Youtube and skim through the BS. Heck, judging by comments, I often don't even watch it on Youtube. And really haven't missed anything. It's been too stagnant.
I was gonna suggest that Brock Lesnar was gonna appear for Big Johnny at Over The Limit, prompting Big Show to come out for Cena. That would make the match kind of interesting. But I guess now that Brock's moved on to HHH, it'll just be Big Show. Which means there is no chance Johnny's winning. What's gonna cause Show to come out though?
Conrad Link
Member
Theres still hope, imagine if they didn't have this at least lol.
:|
Being a free PPV on the UK won't help.
Wrestlemania
Banned
Show will come out for Johnny. Something about him promising him his job back if he interferes on his behalf.
I am relieved. I wanted to see D Brine vs. Punk, but Vince just does not deserve my money.
Ah, yes. That makes much more sense. And John will overcome the odds and no-sell a WMD.
D
Deleted member 47027
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Glad I tuned in for the first time last night. Amazing stuff.
Barack Lesnar
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Obviously:
This is the best storyline of the year so far, and Bryan is the best performer at the moment.
I watch WWE for Bryan, not for Cena. I'll watch OTL for Bryan/Punk, and I'll keep watching WWE programming as far as Bryan keeps delivering as he has done since november.
By the way, I'll be watching OTL but I'm not giving a single penny to the WWE for it, just as every other Bryan fan in Britain will do.
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same here, im only watching now for d-bry
Bryan is better then Punk and beat Lawler in a Beat the Clock challenge faster then Orton beat -whoever his name is-. There's only 2,5 weeks of build up, so not much in way of story there.
Also, AJ is mad at Bryan and got turned down by Punk. WHO WILL SHE SCREW?
Yeah, 2002 still had a good SD! show. This is the worst I've ever seen the WWE. Ever.
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
SD is not that bad at the minute. Least they are giving some new blood a chance over there.
Yes, I watch that shit every week.
Yes, I watch that shit every week.
CronosBlade
Member
Was gonna watch Raw on DVR today, but after reading some of the earlier pages of reaction....
*delete*
*delete*
I'd watch CZW before I'd start with TNA again.
Nocturnowl
Member
My thoughts exactly, the fatal four way match should be fun as well, then the rest of the card will be made up of random filler.
2002 was considered that bad? maybe the first half of the year was a bit average but it really stepped up a lot in the last half ,Summerslam and Survivor Series were great ppv events and the SD six put on solid matches each week, the Katie Vick storyline is probably the worst of it all and that was better than what we have right now.
And yes this currently is the worst i've seen the WWE in as well, it's topping the Cena run of 2007.
a lot of newer talent or NXT wrstlers have been showing up recently, they need to give these new guys some time on the mic, Antonio Cesaro or whatever his name is in particular could use more because at the moment he's just some guy in trunks to me.
Still not that great a show though as it lacks any real hook to bother seeking it out, aside from RYBACK!
HHH
Runner up positions to the attitude era remnants of Kane and Show who don't seem to cause viewers to leave in droves like the rest of the roster but don't give a boost either, probably because they remind people of greater times.
Orton isn't that type of star anyway. Smackdown has done better in the ratings without him headlining stories or carrying the title.
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
Well, WWE.com just did an article on Raw and SD's 'franchise players'.
For Raw they picked:
Cena
Punk
Ziggler
Jericho
Tensai
SD they picked
Orton
D.Brine
Cody Rhodes
Sheamus
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