to have fun with for a little while, not to marry.
Survey: Meet 'The Perfect Man' and his 30 qualities.
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to have fun with for a little while, not to marry.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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Let's see...
Now I know why the ladies aren't lining up!
Now I know why the ladies aren't lining up!
Forceatowulf
G***n S**n*bi
Ah, fuck it, why not?
Perfect Woman:
1.Intelligent
2.Kind
3.Classy
4.Attractive body (too many variables to list specifics. I have very eclectic taste)
5.Makes sound life choices
6.Doesn't get jealous easily
7.Non-smoker
8.Some form of College education
9.Has a very good sense of humor
10.No tattoos
11.Has a decent paying job
12.Doesn't wear too much make-up or body enhancements
13.Frugal
14.Patient
15.Faithful
Damn, I didn't even need 30. That pretty much covers it for me.
Perfect Woman:
1.Intelligent
2.Kind
3.Classy
4.Attractive body (too many variables to list specifics. I have very eclectic taste)
5.Makes sound life choices
6.Doesn't get jealous easily
7.Non-smoker
8.Some form of College education
9.Has a very good sense of humor
10.No tattoos
11.Has a decent paying job
12.Doesn't wear too much make-up or body enhancements
13.Frugal
14.Patient
15.Faithful
Damn, I didn't even need 30. That pretty much covers it for me.
This woman does not, has not, and will never exist. And if she does, she knows she doesn't have to settle for me. =/
You mean the same way all of us nerds want 34-32-34 supermodel babes with clear skin and no facial hair and enjoy video games and internet memes but as we slowly get old and fat we realize that the only other girls out there who enjoy video games obsessively like we do are definitely not supermodels, and the 1% that ARE have looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong since been taken?
Go on then...
1.6 feet tall - 6'5" (I come from a family of giants)
2.Toned and athletic - Getting there, but not there yet
3.Brown eyes - My eyes flitter between blue, green and grey but not brown.
4.Short dark hair - Growing my hair for the moment, but I'm going to cut it short soon
5.Smart dress sense - I have my moments
6.Beer drinker - I drink the occasional beer
7.Non-smoker - If I spent money on cigarettes, how could I afford games/music/films?
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper - I wear smart jeans and shirts, but no V-necks. Sorry ladies.
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes - I can get ready in 15.3!
10.Stylish - Not really. Only when the occasion calls for it
11.Wants a family - Yep. The world needs little Qasiels
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year - Nope, not quite there yet
13.Loves shopping - Yeah, shopping's a laugh
14.Eats meat - Check
15.Clean shaven - I actually can't seem to grow facial hair at all, and I'm almost 27
16.Smooth chest - Same rule applies to chest hair, too
17.Watches soaps - When I was younger. Not so much these days, but I'd watch something if it was on and I wasn't doing anything else
18.Enjoys watching football - No. I find most team sports unbearably boring. Set the football on fire, and then we're talking
19.Drives an Audi - Nope. Audi's look nice, but they're not my first choice of car
20.Educated to degree level - Getting there
21.Earns more than his other half - Yep. Although not by much
22.Jokes around and has a laugh - Absolutely. Life's too serious to take it seriously all the time
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset - Of course
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it - Yep. I've only said it to a couple of people in my time
25.Admits it when he looks at other women - Yep, but to be fair she's worse at looking at women than I am
26.Has a driver's license - Not yet (although I rode a motorbike not so long ago)
27.Can swim - I love swimming
28.Can ride a bike - I also love bike riding
29.Can change a tire - Yep, even though I don't own a car/drive, I can do this
30.Calls mom regularly - Yeah. She gets lonely now and then, and shift patterns mean I get bored by myself at home quite regularly
20/30 - Not too bad. Not too bad at all.
1.6 feet tall - 6'5" (I come from a family of giants)
2.Toned and athletic - Getting there, but not there yet
3.Brown eyes - My eyes flitter between blue, green and grey but not brown.
4.Short dark hair - Growing my hair for the moment, but I'm going to cut it short soon
5.Smart dress sense - I have my moments
6.Beer drinker - I drink the occasional beer
7.Non-smoker - If I spent money on cigarettes, how could I afford games/music/films?
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper - I wear smart jeans and shirts, but no V-necks. Sorry ladies.
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes - I can get ready in 15.3!
10.Stylish - Not really. Only when the occasion calls for it
11.Wants a family - Yep. The world needs little Qasiels
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year - Nope, not quite there yet
13.Loves shopping - Yeah, shopping's a laugh
14.Eats meat - Check
15.Clean shaven - I actually can't seem to grow facial hair at all, and I'm almost 27
16.Smooth chest - Same rule applies to chest hair, too
17.Watches soaps - When I was younger. Not so much these days, but I'd watch something if it was on and I wasn't doing anything else
18.Enjoys watching football - No. I find most team sports unbearably boring. Set the football on fire, and then we're talking
19.Drives an Audi - Nope. Audi's look nice, but they're not my first choice of car
20.Educated to degree level - Getting there
21.Earns more than his other half - Yep. Although not by much
22.Jokes around and has a laugh - Absolutely. Life's too serious to take it seriously all the time
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset - Of course
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it - Yep. I've only said it to a couple of people in my time
25.Admits it when he looks at other women - Yep, but to be fair she's worse at looking at women than I am
26.Has a driver's license - Not yet (although I rode a motorbike not so long ago)
27.Can swim - I love swimming
28.Can ride a bike - I also love bike riding
29.Can change a tire - Yep, even though I don't own a car/drive, I can do this
30.Calls mom regularly - Yeah. She gets lonely now and then, and shift patterns mean I get bored by myself at home quite regularly
20/30 - Not too bad. Not too bad at all.
Unhandled Exception
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I don't know why I find 'beer drinker' the most absurd thing on the list. If that list is anything to go by though either I'm imagining being engaged or I'm going to wake up in a tub of ice all stitched up at some point in the future.
impossible for me to be this, thanks god
might as well bold things from peer pressure though
1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
good enough
might as well bold things from peer pressure though
1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
good enough
-Plasma Reus-
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Can't help but shake the feeling that this list is the equivalent of saying men only want women with big breasts, never talk back to their husbands, are kitchen bound and do their duties as a wife.
What I am saying, is that this is a load of crock. And the women involved in that survey are just as shallow and have just as inflated fantastical expectations as the men whom you may find reading magazines such as playboy, FHM, Men's Health etc. And unfortunately, there is a lot of them.
What I am saying, is that this is a load of crock. And the women involved in that survey are just as shallow and have just as inflated fantastical expectations as the men whom you may find reading magazines such as playboy, FHM, Men's Health etc. And unfortunately, there is a lot of them.
I know a girl just like that UGH taken *sobs*
No shit.
Lagspike_exe
Member
In summary:
1) Earns over $77k.
2) Drives an Audi.
3) Earns more than SO.
1) Earns over $77k.
2) Drives an Audi.
3) Earns more than SO.
nelsonroyale
Member
My perfect woman:
An imperfect woman
"Perfect" seems to be a byword for boring and bland to me... Thread should be retitled 'Meet the Perfectly Boring Man' and his 30 inane bullet points...
An imperfect woman
"Perfect" seems to be a byword for boring and bland to me... Thread should be retitled 'Meet the Perfectly Boring Man' and his 30 inane bullet points...
It's become a sign that the man takes proper grooming care. In theory you can have nicely shaped and soft chest hair--but be honest, who takes the time to shampoo and snip it carefully to make it seem less like a random forest?
You shave body hair for the same reason you shave your face: Women like to kiss smooth skin.
Vermillion
Banned
Well you have to consider the women answering this poll.
Devolution
Member
So I reread the list and maybe it's because it's late but what the fuck does this:
even mean?
even mean?
-Plasma Reus-
Service guarantees member status
My interpretation: Should never say it. And when he does, he shouldn't mean it.
UberTag
Member
In this clip, you can see the fabled hero to all kids everywhere - John Cena - attempt to save Eve from being kidnapped by the evil masked freak, Kane. He fails but she manages to escape from the ambulance on her own and leap into his arms anyway.
She makes out with him just in time for her wheelchair-bound boyfriend (and Cena's best friend) - Zack Ryder - to wheel up behind them in shock with roses he intended to give her for Valentine's Day (this was the day before on February 13th). Poor Zack's heart is broken.
Eve would later admit to using both Zack & John only to get caught and verbally emasculated in the middle of the ring by Cena and labelled with the abusive slur "hoeski" which haunts her to this very day. Meanwhile, Zack would lose his friend and never win another match on television.
In an ironic twist, the evil masked freak Kane is actually a loving husband and grandfather who was actually trying to save Cena's dysfunctional marriage by encouraging him to "embrace the hate" and leave touring on the road full-time so he could patch things up with his high school sweetheart, Liz... whom Cena never sees because he's never at home.
Cena ignored this well-intentioned advice, filed for divorce two days ago and stands to lose a good chunk of his wealth... but he gets all of the presents he gave Liz back because that was written into his pre-nup.
However, everything worked out in the end because The Rock was able to share all of Cena's misfortune with the people in musical fashionhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEpVtok8MSQ#t=5m21s and a good laugh was had by all.
Government-man
Member
Surprised that playing an instrument isn't on there.
travisbickle
Member
Rather then a response to your partner doing something good.
"I bought you an ice cream" ... "I love you"
A friend of mine said her boyfriend only ever said 'I love you' during sex .... that kind of thing.
I'd best trade in my "man-card" due to this logic.
Devolution
Member
I still don't get it, is it somehow disingenuous if said too much? But then I hear complaints about how some people say it too little. Fuck it I'm trying to make sense of a dumbass list survey.
Oh, Black Luster Soldier, no one must ever know of our forbidden love...
Heart and the cards, guide me!
travisbickle
Member
You're reading the adverb 'only' as meaning a reduction in amount of times of using the phrase, I'm reading 'only' as using it in particular circumstances.
Say 'I love you' as many times as you want if you mean it.
Devolution
Member
But how does one qualify "meaning" it?
British Monsoon
Member
There you go, overly-demanding and unrealistic ladies, these are the criteria I meet;
6.Beer drinker
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes (or less?)
11.Wants a family
14.Eats meat
17.Watches soaps (wrestling, that counts, right?)
18.Enjoys watching football
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
28.Can ride a bike
And here's a list of my extensive requirements;
. enjoys watching trashy films almost as much as watching excellent ones.
. likes to read anything that isn't teen vampire fiction.
. has a similar sense of humour.
. can hold an intelligent conversation.
. is honest about the things that bother them.
Although, funnily enough, I've yet to meet anyone who hits all 5.
6.Beer drinker
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes (or less?)
11.Wants a family
14.Eats meat
17.Watches soaps (wrestling, that counts, right?)
18.Enjoys watching football
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
28.Can ride a bike
And here's a list of my extensive requirements;
. enjoys watching trashy films almost as much as watching excellent ones.
. likes to read anything that isn't teen vampire fiction.
. has a similar sense of humour.
. can hold an intelligent conversation.
. is honest about the things that bother them.
Although, funnily enough, I've yet to meet anyone who hits all 5.
Bjern Fita
Member
I'm doing Ok actually!
A little too fat, hairy chest and don't shave everyday....
Now if only I wasn't married I'd be cleaning up!
A little too fat, hairy chest and don't shave everyday....
Now if only I wasn't married I'd be cleaning up!
Forceatowulf
G***n S**n*bi
Ever meet one of those guys who says "awesome" and "epic" to describe every little good thing that happens? After a while, it starts to lose it's sincerity...
The word love is no different in my opinion.
It's why I love smooth skin on guys. (I'm a guy). Love the feel of smooth skin.
I'm 6'0" in Kim Jong Il boots.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
oh myCena ignored this well-intentioned advice, filed for divorce two days ago and stands to lose a good chunk of his wealth... but he gets all of the presents he gave Liz back because that was written into his pre-nup.
This is why I'm prenupping the shit up if I ever get to the day I have to step on the altar. Entitlements after your husband's career? Fuck off, lady.
John Dunbar
correct about everything
1.6 feet tall 6'4"
2.Toned and athletic Skinny but fit
3.Brown eyes Yes
4.Short dark hair Short, thinning
5.Smart dress sense duh, i'm fashionable!
6.Beer drinker Yes, and everything else
7.Non-smoker Yes
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper Yes, yes, no
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes As I said earlier, 2 minutes tops
10.Stylish Yep, stylin'
11.Wants a family NO. Not yet
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year I wish, poor bastard
13.Loves shopping For myself, sure
14.Eats meat Yes, and everything else
15.Clean shaven No, I shave once a week. Hate shaving
16.Smooth chest I don't shave my chest if that's what this means
17.Watches soaps Soap doesn't need watching. I leave them in the shower
18.Enjoys watching football No
19.Drives an Audi No, don't have a car
20.Educated to degree level Yes, and doing another
21.Earns more than his other half Yes
22.Jokes around and has a laugh Yes
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset Yes, I break out in a rash
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it Yes
25.Admits it when he looks at other women Don't really hide it. She perves as much as I do
26.Has a driver's license Yes
27.Can swim Yes
28.Can ride a bike Yes
29.Can change a tire Probably if I had to
30.Calls mom regularly Rarely
2.Toned and athletic Skinny but fit
3.Brown eyes Yes
4.Short dark hair Short, thinning
5.Smart dress sense duh, i'm fashionable!
6.Beer drinker Yes, and everything else
7.Non-smoker Yes
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper Yes, yes, no
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes As I said earlier, 2 minutes tops
10.Stylish Yep, stylin'
11.Wants a family NO. Not yet
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year I wish, poor bastard
13.Loves shopping For myself, sure
14.Eats meat Yes, and everything else
15.Clean shaven No, I shave once a week. Hate shaving
16.Smooth chest I don't shave my chest if that's what this means
17.Watches soaps Soap doesn't need watching. I leave them in the shower
18.Enjoys watching football No
19.Drives an Audi No, don't have a car
20.Educated to degree level Yes, and doing another
21.Earns more than his other half Yes
22.Jokes around and has a laugh Yes
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset Yes, I break out in a rash
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it Yes
25.Admits it when he looks at other women Don't really hide it. She perves as much as I do
26.Has a driver's license Yes
27.Can swim Yes
28.Can ride a bike Yes
29.Can change a tire Probably if I had to
30.Calls mom regularly Rarely
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