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[Keyser Soze]

Bookies (Paddy Power) Favourites

John Laurinaitis
CM Punk
Layla
Kofi Kingston & R-Truth
Sheamus

If you were putting €10 on all faves in an accumulator...
Potential returns: €64.91

 

[Keyser Soze]

Or..

Picking against the bookies (all the longshots), in an accumulator

Alberto Del Rio
Jack Swagger & Dolph Ziggler
Beth Phoenix
Daniel Bryan
John Cena

Total stake: €10.00
Potential returns: €4341.09

For you US people this is....

 

[funkystudent]

John Laurinaitis should win somehow so I am gonna say cena wins anyway

 

[DMczaf]

There was talk backstage that Punk was doing to do something tonight as a tribute to Randy Savage, who passed away one year ago today.

The best tribute would be to not do that fucking shitty elbow drop for one night.

 

[billy beane]

I forgot Over the Limit is on tonight.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

The best tribute would be to not do that fucking shitty elbow drop for one night.

Someone should Tweet it to him.

I'll make the Tweet for whoever wants to be told to kill themself:

@CMPunk Want to pay tribute to Macho Man on this sad day? Pick today to stop doing your shitty version of his elbow drop.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Someone should Tweet it to him.

I'll make the Tweet for whoever wants to be told to kill themself:

Sounds like a job for Beef.

 

[Khrno]

Or..

Picking against the bookies (all the longshots), in an accumulator

Alberto Del Rio
Jack Swagger & Dolph Ziggler
Beth Phoenix
Daniel Bryan
John Cena

Total stake: €10.00
Potential returns: €4341.09

For you US people this is....

Oh man, and I was sad that the football season had finished and had to wait for the Euro to throw my money betting, but now I don't have to wait.

 

[Professor Beef]

Someone should Tweet it to him.

I'll make the Tweet for whoever wants to be told to kill themself:

Sounds like a job for Beef.

Done and done.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Johnny Ace wins with an Ace Crusher after Cena is distracted by returning drug abuser Rey Mysterio.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Done and done.

You're more Ice Cold than The Miz, you cruel cruel man.

 

[DMczaf]

Johnny Ace wins with an Ace Crusher

Out of nowhere?

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Out of nowhere?

Cena always sees them coming.

 

[abstract alien]

Done and done.

I swear I love you brother beef

 

[Penguin]

since the move to community, I always forget to check the WrassleGAF threads.

WWE announced via text messaging a People's Power Battle Royal for tonight's Over the Limit pay-per-view event. The winner will face either WWE Intercontinental Champion Cody Rhodes or WWE United States Champion Santino Marella later in the show.

 

[Striker]

Brodus Clay wins IC gold?

 

[DMczaf]

Ryback will literally swim with dolphins.

 

[Razorskin]

Brodus Clay wins IC gold?

Both midcard titles will be held by comedy wrestlers.

 

[DMczaf]

Wait, if Ryback is in a jobber rumble, who will watch his match in the back?!

 

[The Frankman]

Wait, Over The Limit is TONIGHT?

jesus...

 

[somedevil]

From the Pain and Gain set today

omg.

Here is the video of him wearing that shirt in 1999.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JcyB8kzSkss

 

[Professor Beef]

Brodus Clay wins IC gold?

Ugh. I hope that doesn't happen.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Both midcard titles will be held by comedy wrestlers.

Brodus just loves to dance. He'll become one of the greatest Intercontinental champions of all time.

 

[Striker]

Here is the video of him wearing that shirt in 1999.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JcyB8kzSkss

The Rock sideburns.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Who's excited for #overthelimit?

 

[Professor Beef]

Who's excited for #overthelimit?

Well I'm excited for one match. Does that count?

....

I'm going to include WrestleGAF in my wrestling hiatus after this PPV.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

I'm going to include WrestleGAF in my wrestling hiatus after this PPV.

Nuh uh, that's not how it works. You stop watching, but use this thread to see just how bad it is. That way, you know when to dip your toe back in and test the waters.

 

[Penguin]

Thanks for the head's up.

So that battle royale

 

[Professor Beef]

Nuh uh, that's not how it works. You stop watching, but use this thread to see just how bad it is. That way, you know when to dip your toe back in and test the waters.

I can't, mang. I just don't have the heart anymore. And we all know you can't teach that, dawg.

I dunno, I'll think about it. WrestleGAF is known for turning chickenshit into chicken salad, so I don't want to be tempted during my hiatus.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Well I'm excited for one match. Does that count?

....

I'm going to include WrestleGAF in my wrestling hiatus after this PPV.

I feel the same, still have light hope though...

If the screw up Punk vs Bryan though, then I think my Wrestling relationship will be irreparably damaged.

 

[Kaladin]

I can't, mang. I just don't have the heart anymore. And we all know you can't teach that, dawg.

I dunno, I'll think about it. WrestleGAF is known for turning chickenshit into chicken salad, so I don't want to be tempted during my hiatus.

Beef lost his smile?

 

[bean breath]

Are we going to have a separate chat for the PPV? I'm most likely going to be dropping a lot of F bombs and that behavior clashes with my current image on Gaf.

 

[bean breath]

Question

I don't think we're even allowed to ask if we're allowed to ask.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

STUFF

No.

Edit post before mod sees it. I'm pretty sure even mentioning it at all guarantees you're gone for 30 days.

 

[Evening Musuko]

Penguin:

Nope.

EDIT: The "no lamp begging" rule should really be in the OP next month.

 

[The Frankman]

[redacted]?

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP EDIT!!

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Penguin:

Nope.

EDIT: The "no lamp begging" rule should really be in the OP next month.

It really should have been made more pronounced. I got banned 30 days for asking in the WM thread. If I had known it was a rule now, I would have never done it.

 

[Nocturnowl]

I'm going to include WrestleGAF in my wrestling hiatus after this PPV.

Beef lost his smile?

 

[Evening Musuko]

It really should have been made more pronounced. I got banned 30 days for asking in the WM thread. If I had known it was a rule now, I would have never done it.

Agreed. I didn't know at the time either. I don't think anyone here knew it was ban worthy actually.

 

[Keyser Soze]

We are all losing our smiles.

If tonight goes wrong, we will probably all retire.

It is too dangerous for us to have even one more match.

 

[Credo]

-------

Ehh, I got banned on Wrestlemania night for saying, "I knew I should've begged for a lamp," after the Bryan vs. Sheamus match. The implication in that sentence is that I should have begged for one because I bought the PPV, which I did, but I was banned just for mentioning the word "lamp."

So yeah, don't do it, ever.

 

[Tendo]

In line heading into the arena. I apologize for another crappy nc crowd in advance. I'll do my part!

 

[bean breath]

We are all losing our smiles.

If tonight goes wrong, we will probably all retire.

It is too dangerous for us to have even one more match.

You've been posting in wrasslin threads on Gaf for years. From the weekly threads that were lucky to get 100 posts, to the quarterly threads that were lucky to get 100 posts (Great job Bjork, Bishoptl, LiuKangBakingAPie, and Jdfox187; the WrassleGaf "legends").

You're not going anywhere. In fact, after tonight you'll be fully converted into the Cenation and I'll be there to welcome you with open arms.

 

[BillRiccio]

Results from CHIKARA'S Aniversario weekend.

Spoiler

Chikara's Aniversario: A Horse of Another Color Quick Results
Easton Funplex
May 19, 2012

-Dasher Hatfield pinned Ophidian.

"The Stars of Season 11" (Obariyon, Kodama, Kobald, Tim Donst, and Jakob Hammermeier) defeated "The Stars of Season 3" (Rorschach, Lance Steel, Shane Storm, Crossbones, and Jolly Roger). Kobald pinned Steel after a Demon's Toilet.

-Meiko Satomura and Kagetsu defeated Dash Chisako and Sendai Sachiko.

Mike Quackenbush delivered a thank you speech, celebrating 10 years of Chikara.

At intermission, it was announced that King of Trios 2012 and the Fan Conclave will be held at the Easton Funplex September 14, 15, and 16.

In an MMA exhibition, Darkness Crabtree defeated Mixed Martial Archie by judges' decision, even though Crabtree was clearly knocked out on the mat. The judges were Steven "The Turtle" Weiner, Jervis Cottonbelly, and The Swamp Monster.

-GEKIDO defeated the first graduating class of the Chikara Wrestle Factory (Ultramantis Black, Hallowicked, Dragonfly, Icarus, and Mister Zero. 17 forces Dragonfly to tap out. Dragonfly was clearly injured by 17's submission hold.

After that match, Hallowicked and Tim Donst brawled, which led to their match at the Chikarasaurus Rex: How to Hatch a Dinosaur iPPV being made Mask vs. Hair.

-Colt Cabana defeated Mr. Touchdown.

-Jigsaw, Shane Matthews, Green Ant, and Sara Del Rey defeated Eddie Kingston, Scott Parker, Soldier Ant, and Saturyne. Jigsaw pinned Eddie Kingston after a super brainbuster, giving him the momentum for his title match today in New York.



“Aniversario: The Ogg and I” - Manhattan, NY - 5.20.2012

-Dasher Hatfield (Suicide Squeeze) Colt Cabana

The Suicide Squeeze gives Dasher the win at 6:56, but outside interference from Mr. Touchdown doesn't go unnoticed

-Kagetsu (Spinning Samoan Drop) Saturyne

You winner after a spinning Samoan Drop at 5:46 Kagetsu. A great effort by Saturyne

-Soldier Ant, Green Ant (CHIKARA Special) El Hijo del Ice Cream, Ice Cream Jr.

Ice Cream Jr. gives it up to the Chikara Special as only Soldier Ant can apply! The Colony are victorious!

-(Brothers vs. Sisters) DASH Chisako, Sendai Sachiko (Assisted Rana) Lancelot Bravado, Harlem Bravado

Assisted Rana & a distraction from 3.0 at 14:14 give the Sendai Girls a victory over the Bravados

-Scott “Jagged” Parker, Shane Matthews (Disqualification) 17, The Shard

The Bravados attack Matthews & Parker giving them the win by DQ but the damage has been worsened to Parker's ribs

-Sara Del Rey (Royal Butterfly) Meiko Satomura

Time of the fall 16:25, Sara Del Rey is victorious!

-Obariyon, Kodama, Kobald (Black Mist from Ophidian -> Flying DDT) Tim Donst, Jakob Hammermeier, Delirious; Hallowicked, UltraMantis Black, Frightmare; assailANT, combatANT, deviANT

Ophidian's mist misses it's target as Jakob eats a leaping DDT from Obariyon giving The Batiri the win.

-Grand Championship: Eddie Kingston (Backfist to the Future x3) Jigsaw
*Kingston succeeds in his 4th defense

A wild battle, 3 backfists and Eddie Kingston is still Grand Champion

Sounds like a couple of great shows. Hope they are out before the IPPV in two weeks.

 

[Judderman]

Wait, Over The Limit is TONIGHT?

jesus...

I said they same thing a couple hours ago.

 

[Ozone]

Ace Crusher or Riot

 

[Keyser Soze]

You've been posting in wrasslin threads on Gaf for years. From the weekly threads that were lucky to get 100 posts, to the quarterly threads that were lucky to get 100 posts (Great job Bjork, Bishoptl, LiuKangBakingAPie, and Jdfox187; the WrassleGaf "legends").

You're not going anywhere. In fact, after tonight you'll be fully converted into the Cenation and I'll be there to welcome you with open arms.

No, I am in a bad place right now. From back then I have gone from...

RAW Smackdown, PPVs, Heat, Velocity, Byte This, WWE Magazine, Dirtsheets, DVDs, VHS, Collection old ECW DVD's, T-shirts, yearly games, hunting down indy stuff, and more to...

Today, Fast Forwarding Raw to make it 15 minutes long, and dreading what will go wrong tonight.

 

[bean breath]

Ace Crusher or Riot

Yeah, right.

Can't wait for Cena to send that clown packing.

 

[CrunchinJelly]

No, I am in a bad place right now. From back then I have gone from...

RAW Smackdown, PPVs, Heat, Velocity, Byte This, WWE Magazine, Dirtsheets, DVDs, VHS, Collection old ECW DVD's, T-shirts, yearly games, hunting down indy stuff, and more to...

Today, Fast Forwarding Raw to make it 15 minutes long, and dreading what will go wrong tonight.

SNAP OUT OF IT, KEYSER.

 

[Keyser Soze]

SNAP OUT OF IT, KEYSER.

It's too bad...

...and even if it gets good it will get bad again.

THERE IS NO HOPE