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May Wrasslin |OT| Vince McMahon doesn't give 5 million f**ks what you think.

Khrno

Member
I stand corrected, though you were beaten by Keyser ;)

Because I was looking for a fancy picture of Punk pinning Bryan where the shoulders are completely flat on the mat, but couldn't find it.

I did find this:

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Guys, Sin Cara returns next week, you can't bail out now just because (SD Spoilers)
Kane is going to be delivering wrestling clinics with Bryan instead of CM Cena
.

All aboard the Sin Cara hype train, it's going to botch off the rails and it will be amazing!
 

Aiii

So not worth it
All I can hope is they'll get rid of the blue lighting and give the guy a mask he can see through.

No more excuses this time around, dude better deliver.
 

Khrno

Member
Just get rid of the eye patches, that's all he needs.


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Although in Mexico he had already used the Sin Cara type of masks already:


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Rey/Sin Cara in an Avengers feud for Summerslam?
 
Sin Cara will be injured, suspended, or fired within 3-4 months. Just be on the lookout for the white outfit. When he wears that trouble is coming.
 
Stan Hansen vs Andre the Giant - (NJPW 09/23/81)

Awesome match in front of an electric Tokyo crowd who pop like crazy for Hansen and Andre beating the tar out of each other. Andre was still in his prime at this point and sells Hansen's offence well, while Stan manhandles Andre like few others can and the result is just a really fun, heated match that marks the end of their New Japan series between '79 and '81. They tease the typical 1980's NJPW ending, with one or both guys getting DQ'd, but restart the match for a few more minutes, only to then finish with a DQ victory, but the match isn't any worse for it.

CHIKARA - Mixed Martial Archie special update

Mixed Martial Archie calls a press conference, and it looks like it'll be Mixed Martial Archie & Colt Cabana vs The Throwbacks of Dasher Hatfield & Mr. Touchdown at CHIKARA's Chikarasaurus Rex: How to Hatch a Dinosaur iPPV on June 2nd
 
Mickie James is still being buried in TNA for saying "are you fucking kidding me?" regarding Hulk Hogan saying Garett Bischoff was the future of the business. I don't think she has been seen since or if she has it's only been once or twice losing.
 

Aiii

So not worth it
Mickie James is still being buried in TNA for saying "are you fucking kidding me?" regarding Hulk Hogan saying Garett Bischoff was the future of the business. I don't think she has been seen since or if she has it's only been once or twice losing.

It's okay, under the guidance of Brooke Hogan she will see the way and embrace the era of Bollea.
 

somedevil

Member
Guys, Sin Cara returns next week, you can't bail out now just because (SD Spoilers)
Kane is going to be delivering wrestling clinics with Bryan instead of CM Cena
.

All aboard the Sin Cara hype train, it's going to botch off the rails and it will be amazing!

Here are the planned matches for No Way Out according to pwinsider:
* John Cena vs. Big Show
* WWE Champion CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan, possibly with Kane involved somehow
* World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus vs. Alberto Del Rio
* WWE Intercontinental Champion Christian vs. Cody Rhodes
* Randy Orton vs. Chris Jericho

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Kaladin

Member
Here are the planned matches for No Way Out according to pwinsider:
* John Cena vs. Big Show
* WWE Champion CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan, possibly with Kane involved somehow
* World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus vs. Alberto Del Rio
* WWE Intercontinental Champion Christian vs. Cody Rhodes
* Randy Orton vs. Chris Jericho

Why must Triple H
Kane
insert himself into every good feud?
 

Aiii

So not worth it
Here are the planned matches for No Way Out according to pwinsider:
* John Cena vs. Big Show
* WWE Champion CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan, possibly with Kane involved somehow
* World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus vs. Alberto Del Rio
* WWE Intercontinental Champion Christian vs. Cody Rhodes
* Randy Orton vs. Chris Jericho

What in the world is Kane doing in a potential 5-star match. He's old, he doesn't mesh well with either guys style and no... just no. All this will do is give Bryan a fluke win so they can set-up the MitB/Summerslam rematches. Don't do it WWE, give the guy a clean win, keep Kane in the lower midcard where he belongs.
 

SoulPlaya

more money than God
What in the world is Kane doing in a potential 5-star match. He's old, he doesn't mesh well with either guys style and no... just no. All this will do is give Bryan a fluke win so they can set-up the MitB/Summerslam rematches. Don't do it WWE, give the guy a clean win, keep Kane in the lower midcard where he belongs.
You're going against the AJ & Kane Kliq alliance. Don't do this.
 
D

Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member
Hey SoulPlaya - Wrecker is writing fanfics. If you need a Kane fanfic written, he's your dude.

Net_Wrecker please grace us with an excerpt from See No Evil 2: See Less
 

DKehoe

Member
They've gone through teases, stories in the damn shows, etc. that Mickie, Candice, Kaitlyn, and Natalya being fat. They push constantly, at least idiots like Jerry Lawler, at Vickie Guerrero's weight.

I remember them doing it with those other girls but not Trish. Is totally ridiculous that they do, the Vickie stuff is so weird that Lawler still does it even though shes in pretty good shape now.
 
WWE had ONE good thing going in Bryan vs Punk and they had to fuck it up. Is anyone really surprised?

No offense, but that match is just WWE pandering to their base, a money grab if you will. Only true connoisseurs of Pro Wrestling are equipped to fully appreciate the John Cena v. Big Show main event.

You'll hear a lot of bellyaching and whining about that match from posters in this thread and I say go right ahead; make it easier for us to sift through all the idiots that don't know what the hell they're talking about.
 
Hey SoulPlaya - Wrecker is writing fanfics. If you need a Kane fanfic written, he's your dude.

Net_Wrecker please grace us with an excerpt from See No Evil 2: See Less

I only write fan fiction for characters that are worthy.

Kane is like "Supernatural Fiction For Dummies."
 

SoulPlaya

more money than God
Awwwww shit shots fired. What'll you do Soul?!
I can't do anything. Like I've said before, ever since little Net went to his first WWE show years ago, with his little Kane mask on, and his "Big Freak'N Machine" shirt on, and he waited hours after the show in the blistering cold for Kane to come out and sign his autograph, and Kane just ignored him, he's never been the same. Let it go, Net. Embrace the love that you have for Kane. You know your Kanenite heart wants to.
 
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Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member
Of course not. You own the longest running weekly episodic NeoGaf wrassling e-fed in history.™

I ain't even on your level.

I heard Fex wanted Hollywood writers, though, not wrestling writers. Fex can you confirm this is your target hire?
 

Striker

Member
I remember them doing it with those other girls but not Trish. Is totally ridiculous that they do, the Vickie stuff is so weird that Lawler still does it even though shes in pretty good shape now.
Yeah, it was distracting during the PPV - the camera focused on her, and he kept pushing that stupid "she has a side navel!" joke.
 

SoulPlaya

more money than God
Weeks? It's been like this for months, except before it was 1 guy and now there are multiple people in here doing it. Why do you think alot of people stopped posting in here?
Yeah, it has nothing to do with the horrendous product, which is the reason they've actually cited for why they don't post as much. Hell, the product is so bad that even I've been considering not posting anymore. It's just that the community here has been really great, and it's been funner than what the WWE puts on.
 

G-Fex

Member
I heard Fex wanted Hollywood writers, though, not wrestling writers. Fex can you confirm this is your target hire?

I can't afford fancy hollywood writin so I use porno film writers.

The Soulplaya/Broad Lesnar love scene next week is like 40 minutes long not including the foreplay.
 
This thread has turned real weird the last few weeks.

Aside from an increase in AJ and Kane fandom, seems like normal* to me. People hate Raw, people have hope for 1 or 2 angles, Bobo still has faith in TNA, Beef is still pissing everyone off via Twitter, dream still gots broken down wrestler fetish, Keyser still seething with Ireland University anger, etc. etc.

*relative to any other week in this thread
 
I only write fan fiction for characters that are worthy.

Kane is like "Supernatural Fiction For Dummies."

Only what you consider worthy huh? I can only imagine...

Kane tried to blast a fireball from his weary hands, nothing happened, Kane stood shocked at this turn of events, Daniel Bryan was right to stand his ground for he knew there was no such thing as the supernatural. "This cannot be! no this is MY gimmick" Kane exclaimed with fear at his great loss, a smug grin crept across Bryan's face "Kane, you cannot shoot fire, in fact you never could, you don't even exist, there is no place in modern day wrestling for the likes of you, begone, I shall make you tap not with my submissions but with my words, YES! YES! YES!YES!"
"NOOOOOOOO" echoed Kane as he vanished into the ether, the WWE fans were now free from the illusion.

Tell me i'm wrong Net!
 

SoulPlaya

more money than God
I can't afford fancy hollywood writin so I use porno film writers.

The Soulplaya/Broad Lesnar love scene next week is like 40 minutes long not including the foreplay.
It'll take me twenty minutes just to climb her.

Why would a hot headed Viper listen to the rules?

Only what you consider worthy huh? I can only imagine...

Kane tried to blast a fireball from his weary hands, nothing happened, Kane stood shocked at this turn of events, Daniel Bryan was right to stand his ground for he knew there was no such thing as the supernatural. "This cannot be! no this is MY gimmick" Kane exclaimed with fear at his great loss, a smug grin crept across Bryan's face "Kane, you cannot shoot fire, in fact you never could, you don't even exist, there is no place in modern day wrestling for the likes of you, begone, I shall make you tap not with my submissions but with my words, YES! YES! YES!YES!"
"NOOOOOOOO" echoed Kane as he vanished into the ether, the WWE fans were now free from the illusion.

Tell me i'm wrong Net!
Fucking genius, lol.
 
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