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May Wrasslin |OT| Vince McMahon doesn't give 5 million f**ks what you think.
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Mr. Enigma
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I've always thought Batista would be perfect as Marcus Fenix.
Microsoft presents a WWE Studios production, Gears of War: The Movie.
Starring: Mason Ryan, Ezekiel Jackson and Ryberg.
Rock's really gone far enough with DAT HGH usage. Looks dumb with a tiny head and huge body.
you need a big guy with frosted blonde tips for baird too
zigglers close but not big enough
Professor Beef
Banned
Put a wig on Ryback. Done and done.
BillRiccio
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I was watching some old RAW'S and came across this little Gem that I had forgotten all about.
Stone Cold confides in Tajiri
I would kill something this good from someone other then Daniel Bryan. Good lord the current product is garbage. I'm going to watch CHIKARA to cheer myself up. BTW did we ever do a Wrassle GAF viewing of the Chicago show? Would be something fun to do tonight!
Stone Cold confides in Tajiri
I would kill something this good from someone other then Daniel Bryan. Good lord the current product is garbage. I'm going to watch CHIKARA to cheer myself up. BTW did we ever do a Wrassle GAF viewing of the Chicago show? Would be something fun to do tonight!
BoboBrazil
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Scripted promos and booking designed to make sure noone gets over other than Cena and the other chosen guys they want. Even then after a few months if they do get over they start jobbing them out and push them back down like Mark Henry. Like I've said, Rock and Austin would've never existed in this current scripted boring WWE.
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Pro tip: Read this like you're Paul Bearer.
My god, I forgot how great Tajiri was. It's been forever since we've had mid-carders/funny wrestlers of his calibre with longevity. I suppose it's due to removing most of the championships.
Also, Tajiri H
Also also, lolmaven
Also also also, lolthat orton music.
mightynine
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My personal favorite.
Thread title worthy.
Nocturnowl
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This is fantastic
You didn't include the best part, which was Chuckie T and omega's tag team name: men of low moral fiber
Professor Beef
Banned
Oh lawd. :lol
omg
ViewtifulJC
Banned
holy shit :lol
BoboBrazil
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ROH is streaming a free CM Punk/Bryan Danielson match right now on http://www.rohwrestling.com/, but it isn't working for me, which should be no surprise as the fuck everything up. Is it working for anyone else?
British Monsoon
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No, none of their on-site videos are working for me at the moment, I guess their video server is getting hammered. It's amazing that ROH have seemingly become even more technically inept since being bought by a broadcasting group. Their first in-house iPPV this Saturday should be fun.
BoboBrazil
Member
Supposedly it's a test for the ippv system in a few days. Good luck to those 2 or 3 of you guys that buy those.
I actually got it going for a couple of seconds but then it stopped working.
BoboBrazil
Member
Same bullshit excuse they always use. You don't expect fans to come watch a free match between 2 of the best wrestlers in the world that are also going to main event the next WWE ppv between each other when you offer it for free and send press releases to the main wrestling sites advertising it? These guys just can't be that stupid. They run a promotion catering to internet nerds.
UberTag
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Sadly, they really ARE that stupid.
WWE used to know how to make smart booking decisions too and we all know what they do now.
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
Anyone have that picture of Punk choking out Chris Brown? It was a cartoon I think.
sf2fanatic
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Time for Swag to come out and showcase himself
BoboBrazil
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Mr. Enigma
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New internet feud: Elijah Burke vs. Marty Jannetty
Sounds like Burke watched Botchamania 206!
Elijah Burke said:
Marty Jannetty said:
Sounds like Burke watched Botchamania 206!
Professor Beef
Banned
The "don't worry I have a black friend" defense, I see.
:lol
:lol
BoboBrazil
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Reneledarker
Banned
Like WWE we are losing ratings every week.
Professor Beef
Banned
The 'E should be lucky that there's no fighting game streams I want to watch on Monday, otherwise I would stop watching live entirely.
Damn, a TMZ level post.
dream
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Kane averages 16/12? That's better than Boozer!
also:
There was a ton of talk coming out of HHH coming out of his being in Floyd Mayweather Jr.s entourage in his fight with Miguel Cotto. HHH, Justin Bieber and Fifty Cent all came out holding up some of Mayweathers seven different world title belts. HHH supposedly had his arm broken but was holding up a belt and didnt appear to be in a sling or anything. He did have a brace on his arm although if you watched on TV you couldnt really see it. A lot of talent and others made mention of how HHH was the guy getting on peoples cases about not selling their TV injuries when people see them in public, noting that they were afraid a fan may possibly see them not limping in an airport while selling a minor angle while there he is in front of millions of people not selling injuries in one of the years biggest programs. It got so bad he went on the WWE web site saying there was wrong information, how he had some kind of a mechanical brace that he can take on and off that gives him full range of motion. The other complaint was how Vince McMahon wouldnt allow Punk to be in Chael Sonnens corner on 1/28 in Chicago, and this would be a double standard. HHH claimed that he didnt go to Las Vegas to be in his corner, but he came to see the fight, Mayweather found out he was there and sent word at the last minute asking him if he wanted to come out with him. Thats kind of funny given the media reports of how much Bieber was getting. The deal with Punk was that they didnt want him on a broadcast like that and one since he was a major WWE star and if he was on camera the announcers may not even mention who he was, thus making him come across not like a legitimate star. The thing is, its possible UFC would have acknowledged him and possible they wouldnt have, I dont know. In the past, there is a line of who Dana White considers a celebrity, with Steve Austin, Dwayne Johnson, Undertaker, Batista, Hulk Hogan and Kurt Angle being on one side and John Layfield being the biggest name on the other side. However, it was guaranteed that the HBO broadcasters would never acknowledge HHH, which they didnt (you have to be at the Hogan/Rock level to be mentioned on an HBO boxing broadcast), while acknowledging Bieber and Fifty Cent. HHH wasnt even mentioned when before the fight they ran down the list of celebrities at the show. I didnt get the impression there was any heat, only bemusement. Everyone understands its just a double standard and pro wrestling will always have quadruple standards based on who you are.
also:
There was a ton of talk coming out of HHH coming out of his being in Floyd Mayweather Jr.s entourage in his fight with Miguel Cotto. HHH, Justin Bieber and Fifty Cent all came out holding up some of Mayweathers seven different world title belts. HHH supposedly had his arm broken but was holding up a belt and didnt appear to be in a sling or anything. He did have a brace on his arm although if you watched on TV you couldnt really see it. A lot of talent and others made mention of how HHH was the guy getting on peoples cases about not selling their TV injuries when people see them in public, noting that they were afraid a fan may possibly see them not limping in an airport while selling a minor angle while there he is in front of millions of people not selling injuries in one of the years biggest programs. It got so bad he went on the WWE web site saying there was wrong information, how he had some kind of a mechanical brace that he can take on and off that gives him full range of motion. The other complaint was how Vince McMahon wouldnt allow Punk to be in Chael Sonnens corner on 1/28 in Chicago, and this would be a double standard. HHH claimed that he didnt go to Las Vegas to be in his corner, but he came to see the fight, Mayweather found out he was there and sent word at the last minute asking him if he wanted to come out with him. Thats kind of funny given the media reports of how much Bieber was getting. The deal with Punk was that they didnt want him on a broadcast like that and one since he was a major WWE star and if he was on camera the announcers may not even mention who he was, thus making him come across not like a legitimate star. The thing is, its possible UFC would have acknowledged him and possible they wouldnt have, I dont know. In the past, there is a line of who Dana White considers a celebrity, with Steve Austin, Dwayne Johnson, Undertaker, Batista, Hulk Hogan and Kurt Angle being on one side and John Layfield being the biggest name on the other side. However, it was guaranteed that the HBO broadcasters would never acknowledge HHH, which they didnt (you have to be at the Hogan/Rock level to be mentioned on an HBO boxing broadcast), while acknowledging Bieber and Fifty Cent. HHH wasnt even mentioned when before the fight they ran down the list of celebrities at the show. I didnt get the impression there was any heat, only bemusement. Everyone understands its just a double standard and pro wrestling will always have quadruple standards based on who you are.
Imagine if Kane and Boozer played together. Man, oh man.
I'll tell you one wrestler who hasn't slept with her. Someone who has too much respect for his wife to do that.
BoboBrazil
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"- Vince McMahon has been talking about doing another "Stand Up for WWE" campaign. He's told people that WWE will be getting a lot more aggressive about the persecution from the "liberal media." One person close to the situation said that if Linda McMahon doesn't do good in the current Senate bid, then they are looking to get more outspoken."
from the observer posted on lordsofpain.net
from the observer posted on lordsofpain.net
Officerrob
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Headlining a PPV with Cena/Big Johnny and Punk/Bryan on a very short build is truly stupid and I'm pretty sure Bryan will be the one who gets shit on because of it. Punk and Bryan deserved a slow build that would have led to a match at Summerslam. Who the fuck needs that though when Lord Tensai needs his title shot?
Great, so when Linda loses, WWE programming is going to turn into Fox News
BoboBrazil
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"The entire Lesnar vs. Triple H storyline is being kept secret and only a few people know where it's going - Vince McMahon, Stephanie McMahon, John Laurinaitis, Triple H, Lesnar and a few others. Even the WWE writing team isn't being let in on the direction.
Regarding the reported SummerSlam match, people in the company are being told that Triple H vs. Lesnar will not happen at WWE's August pay-per-view but sources report that it is still scheduled."
from observer posted on lordsofpain
Regarding the reported SummerSlam match, people in the company are being told that Triple H vs. Lesnar will not happen at WWE's August pay-per-view but sources report that it is still scheduled."
from observer posted on lordsofpain
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