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[Novid]

Wait John was the one who filed for the divorce.

So when will the new "NEVER GIVE UP! (expect on your marriage)" shirts be out?

this is gonna be good.

 

[thefro]

How long before TNA signs Liz Cena?

 

[UberTag]

So how does someone no-sell divorce exactly? Get the popcorn ready!

 

[Chopper]

She must be thrilled. I would divorce the shit out of John Cena.

 

[CrunchinJelly]

Dare I ask...

What does his wife actually do for a living?

 

[FallingEdge]

Dare I ask...

What does his wife actually do for a living?

John Cena.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

So how does someone no-sell divorce exactly? Get the popcorn ready!

Keep celebrating their anniversary, alone

 

[squall211]

Must've been the Rock Concert that did the marriage in.

 

[B M ARAGON]

Someone in the locker room.

Can Cena overcome the odds?

Posted by: Vince | May 10, 2012 at 03:12 PM




Nice.

Cena only has time for one mistress now, his one true love, the WWE universe.

Damn that sounds like a Cena promo he would actually do if this was acknowledged on tv for some reason.

Wait John was the one who filed for the divorce.

So when will the new "NEVER GIVE UP! (expect on your marriage)" shirts be out?

Asked why are they splitting up Mrs. Cena left this comment: "I didn't see him"

god damn it im dying over here lol

 

[Perspicacity]

Maybe when it's all settled Orton will let Cena have one of his wives

 

[SoulPlaya]

HOMEWRECKER!

Wouldn't it be amazing if this was all a ploy by Kane to make Cena get a divorce, and push him even further into embracing the hate? Hmmmmm?

 

[Chopper]

Wouldn't it be amazing if this was all a ploy by Kane to make Cena get a divorce, and push him even further into embracing the hate? Hmmmmm?

Ha ha. It's a work! You bunch of marks.

 

[BoboBrazil]

Not really a surprise. He always tried to hide he was married and was fucking ring rats in every town and female wrestlers too. If this gets well publicized and she says he uses drugs or cheated it will hurt his kiddy appeal though. My guess? WWE pays her a shitload of money to shut the fuck up and disappear.

 

[DMczaf]

So when will the new "NEVER GIVE UP! (expect on your marriage)" shirts be out?

 

[FallingEdge]

Not really a surprise. He always tried to hide he was married and was fucking ring rats in every town and female wrestlers too. If this gets well publicized and she says he uses drugs or cheated it will hurt his kiddy appeal though. My guess? WWE pays her a shitload of money to shut the fuck up and disappear.

Wait what? Where did this come from?

 

[Bowser]

lmao

 

[SoulPlaya]

Wait what? Where did this come from?

Bobo's mind. Clearly, Cena has been fucking the divas.

 

[Liquidsnake]

Wait, if he's the one that filed for divorce, I wonder what she did.

I am almost 100% sure it centers around the her sleeping with one of his close friends for the last 9 months. She was lonely at home alone for the last 3 years. She finally caved in.

 

[Novid]

Not really a surprise. He always tried to hide he was married and was fucking ring rats in every town and female wrestlers too. If this gets well publicized and she says he uses drugs or cheated it will hurt his kiddy appeal though. My guess? WWE pays her a shitload of money to shut the fuck up and disappear.

its sad, really. its almost like hes default best wrestler of our time because vince lives through him.

 

[Nocturnowl]

I am almost 100% sure it centers around the her sleeping with one of his close friends for the last 9 months. She was lonely at home alone for the last 3 years. She finally caved in.

But those little jimmies in the cenation are well underage!

 

[Liquidsnake]

I am sure he has banged more women than we will ever meet in our lives. So...........

 

[SquashMatch]

Didnt Cena have an open marriage? As for the Diva's it is rumored he tagged Mickie James and Kelly Kelly............of course I think a lot of them have tagged Kelly Kelly.

 

[Liquidsnake]

Didnt Cena have an open marriage? As for the Diva's it is rumored he tagged Mickie James and Kelly Kelly............of course I think a lot of them have tagged Kelly Kelly.

I wish I tagged Kelly Kelly.

 

[UberTag]

Didnt Cena have an open marriage? As for the Diva's it is rumored he tagged Mickie James and Kelly Kelly............of course I think a lot of them have tagged Kelly Kelly.

Isn't tagging Kelly Kelly like a hazing ritual they put the new rookies through once they join the road crew after graduating from FCW?
The only guys on the road I'm certain she hasn't had a turn with are Dear Old Grampa Kane, Pat Patterson and Teddy Long. And possibly Hornswoggle.

 

[Liquidsnake]

 

[SoulPlaya]

Didnt Cena have an open marriage? As for the Diva's it is rumored he tagged Mickie James and Kelly Kelly............of course I think a lot of them have tagged Kelly Kelly.

Cena had an open marriage? Where do these rumors start? lol

Isn't tagging Kelly Kelly like a hazing ritual they put the new rookies through once they join the road crew after graduating from FCW?
The only guys on the road I'm certain she hasn't had a turn with are Dear Old Grampa Kane, Pat Patterson and Teddy Long. And possibly Hornswoggle.

Damn straight. Kane is a real man.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Isn't tagging Kelly Kelly like a hazing ritual they put the new rookies through once they join the road crew after graduating from FCW?
The only guys on the road I'm certain she hasn't had a turn with are Dear Old Grampa Kane, Pat Patterson and Teddy Long. And possibly Hornswoggle.

If the Aksana and Krystal storylines are anything to go by I wouldn't count out Teddy Long just yet, I bet he just loves them tag team matches playa!

 

[atomsk]

No worries, a new t-shirt color will solve any financial problems he has

 

[FallingEdge]

From what I reacall, Mickie was fired for trying to sleep with Cena. Didn't hear anything about them actually having sex.

I have heard nothing about any other rumors regarding Cena, divas, ring rats, etc.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Where the fuck did all these IRL Kane pictures come from? :lol

 

[atomsk]

Where the fuck did all these IRL Kane pictures come from? :lol

THE DEPTHS OF HELL (myspace I think)

 

[Striker]

From what I reacall, Mickie was fired for trying to sleep with Cena. Didn't hear anything about them actually having sex.

I have heard nothing about any other rumors regarding Cena, divas, ring rats, etc.

Bunch of stuff we've heard. They didn't like her weight for one, and she was wanting to pursue in a music career as well. She's better off out of WWE anyways.

 

[Liquidsnake]

Where the fuck did all these IRL Kane pictures come from? :lol

Its amazing, I feel like he is Wrasslegaf's uncle or something.

 

[Jamie OD]

Its amazing, I feel like he is Wrasslegaf's uncle or something.

Uncle Fester?

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

Not really a surprise. He always tried to hide he was married and was fucking ring rats in every town and female wrestlers too. If this gets well publicized and she says he uses drugs or cheated it will hurt his kiddy appeal though. My guess? WWE pays her a shitload of money to shut the fuck up and disappear.

Even that ring rat from last night!

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Uncle Fester?

Nah, Kane's the drunk uncle no one likes. We only put up with him because he brings presents for little SoulPlaya.

 

[Perspicacity]

Hey look, a head scissors that doesn't look like crap:

So I just saw the video this was from:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDh2tD8t9FE&feature=player_embedded

These people would make an amazing stable. Team Headscissors

 

[Skilotonn]

Damn, I just saw the TMZ tweet, and I just knew you guys would be chewing Cena up...

 

[ghostmind]

Hustle, Loyalty and Respect?


I hope that lawyer tears him a new asshole.




EDIT: I hope someone can smuggle a "Never Give Up (Except On Your Marriage)" sign on to RAW soon.

 

[jobber]

Cena better kiss up to Big Johnny and borrow Otunga

 

[Aiii]

I wonder how McMahon will spin it to try and get Cena the sympathy cheers.

 

[Professor Beef]

From what I reacall, Mickie was fired for trying to sleep with Cena. Didn't hear anything about them actually having sex.

She wasn't fired for that. That was the reason they moved each other to Raw and Smackdown.

 

[Nocturnowl]

I wonder how McMahon will spin it to try and get Cena the sympathy cheers.

Unleash the make a wish foundation video reels

 

[mightynine]

I wonder how McMahon will spin it to try and get Cena the sympathy cheers.

John will call her a hoeski (via satellite).

 

[Nocturnowl]

John will call her a hoeski (via satellite).

 

[Professor Beef]

 

[Dark Ninja]

Will Cena no sell divorce

 

[funkystudent]

I wonder how McMahon will spin it to try and get Cena the sympathy cheers.

he loves the WWE UNIVERSE (tm) so much he sacrificed his personal life for there ENTERTAINMENT!!!


then again if it comes out that Cena was banging Diva's on the side and didn't really care for a home life then it will be interesting.


So far my new Cena = Scumbag theory is working out pretty well.

 

[Kyoufu]

Pretty sure Cena has done the deed with at least 1 Diva.

 

[jobber]

in Cena's contract, he gets to bang Steph 3 times a year.