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[BoboBrazil]

"We do the strictest steroid testing"-Dixie

Earlier tonight, Rob Terry walks out on Impact.

 

[Kaladin]

 

[Officerrob]

I guess Dixie has never heard of Brock Lesnar

 

[SoulPlaya]

For anyone wondering. This is Kane's wife's old Myspace page.

http://www.myspace.com/515831209

She's on facebook too, if you want to search it. Some of her albums are public on there, though I haven't been on facebook in a long time.

 

[funkystudent]

"We do the strictest steroid testing"-Dixie

Earlier tonight, Rob Terry walks out on Impact.

Who?. (googles)

Holy...... people dont look like that.



Well isnt it known that TNA do have drug tests but there problem is there is no punishment and they dont make the results public.

So someone can fail however many times they want with no repercussions.

 

[BoboBrazil]

 

[Sokantish]

Soulplaya, you're a little creepy

 

[SoulPlaya]

Soulplaya, you're a little creepy

A little? I must not be trying hard enough, then.

 

[Sokantish]

Well, I mean I've read a lot of Heavy posts, so you got a ways to go

 

[SoulPlaya]

Well, I mean I've read a lot of Heavy posts, so you got a ways to go

I won't ever reach that level, lol.

 

[Kyoufu]

For anyone wondering. This is Kane's wife's old Myspace page.

http://www.myspace.com/515831209

She's on facebook too, if you want to search it. Some of her albums are public on there, though I haven't been on facebook in a long time.

Yeah this is really creepy.

 

[Kaladin]

Kane is the official mascot of Creepy Gaf (WrassleGaf Chapter).

 

[BoboBrazil]

Well the TNA Sacrifice card looks good. I'll probably end up watching the Survivor finale though. AJ Styles vs Kurt Angle should be a killer match. RVD vs Roode in a ladder match should be good. Aries vs Bully Ray should be good. Magnus and Joe vs Daniels and Kazarian should be good. This is TNA though so should should really be emphasized.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Honestly, Soul Playa's infectious enthusiasm for Kane is the best part of the thread. The rest of the thread you can mostly read in Vickie Guerrero's voice.

Thanks, btw. I really appreciate it.

 

[Seraphis Cain]

For anyone wondering. This is Kane's wife's old Myspace page.

http://www.myspace.com/515831209

She's on facebook too, if you want to search it. Some of her albums are public on there, though I haven't been on facebook in a long time.

I like how "Vince McMahon" is one of her MySpace friends.

 

[Dead Man]

So I just saw the video this was from:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDh2tD8t9FE&feature=player_embedded

These people would make an amazing stable. Team Headscissors

Bloody hell, they are insane.

 

[mechashiva]

Abra Cadaver will never hover hand. Behold AC with the AJ of the Elote Wrestling Federation, El Saltomontes, The Grasshopper!

 

[The Frankman]

... is that a chick on the right?

 

[Perspicacity]

... is that a chick on the right?

That's a woman.
A chick is a baby bird

 

[The Frankman]

That's a woman.
A chick is a baby bird

Like her, chicks are not fully developed.

Also, I asked because I wasn't sure of whether the masculine noun usage was correct ('El' vs. 'La').

 

[mechashiva]

Like her, chicks are not fully developed.

Also, I asked because I wasn't sure of whether the masculine noun usage was correct ('El' vs. 'La').

Might be cheating and going with the actual spanish words. The masculine noun is probably attached to the word grasshopper, either that or none of us know spanish. She's very much a woman, just not the best pic for her form.

 

[sf2fanatic]

I think I found my new avatar..Can anyone resize it for me plz? Appreciate it..

 

[British Monsoon]

I don't think it'll fit properly avatar size - best I could do;

Put a Kane mask on Guile, lol.

Close enough;

*edit, Jesus fuck, goddamn Japanese Abdullah, goddamn;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypezycr5Ihg

I wouldn't advise watching that while eating.

 

[The Frankman]

Might be cheating and going with the actual spanish words. The masculine noun is probably attached to the word grasshopper, either that or none of us know spanish. She's very much a woman, just not the best pic for her form.

Actually I know a bit of Spanish, just too lazy to verify the vowel ending rules. I remember most that end in "o" are masculine, and those ending in "a" are feminine. This was neither so I blanked.

Spoiler

Also I paid NO ATTENTION to the "AJ of the Elote Wrestling Federation" line

.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

*edit, Jesus fuck, goddamn Japanese Abdullah, goddamn;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypezycr5Ihg

I wouldn't advise watching that while eating.

Nahhhh, son, you won't get away with that. Describe what kind of vile stuff you're posting now. I refuse to click a Bootaaay link without a description. What lies on the other side may scar me for many lifetimes.

 

[NoRéN]

*edit, Jesus fuck, goddamn Japanese Abdullah, goddamn;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypezycr5Ihg

I wouldn't advise watching that while eating.

Fuck.

 

[Dead Man]

Nahhhh, son, you won't get away with that. Describe what kind of vile stuff you're posting now. I refuse to click a Bootaaay link without a description. What lies on the other side may scar me for many lifetimes.

Abdullah The Kobayashi Gets a metal bed of Nails stuck in his head at TOD 9

Um, yeah...

Edit: It's okay until they show them trying to remove it after the match

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Um, yeah...

Edit: It's okay until they show them trying to remove it after the match

........................................


WHY DID I JUST WATCH THAT

WRESTLING, I THINK YOU AND I NEED A BREAK. IT WASN'T ME, IT WAS YOU.

I don't know how you stomach so much torture porn, Bootaaay.

 

[Professor Beef]

........................................


WHY DID I JUST WATCH THAT

WRESTLING, I THINK YOU AND I NEED A BREAK. IT WASN'T ME, IT WAS YOU.

I don't know how you stomach so much torture porn, Bootaaay.

Get the Youtube me extension so you don't have to torture yourself anymore with wondering what lies beyond Bootaay Bloodaay's links.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Get the Youtube me extension so you don't have to torture yourself anymore with wondering what lies beyond Bootaay Bloodaay's links.

But then the surprise of normal non-Bootaaay links would be lost on me. What is WrassleGAF good for if not timely Youtube clips hiding behind mysterious blue links.

 

[British Monsoon]

I don't know how you stomach so much torture porn, Bootaaay.

Eh, I watched a bunch of Big Japan matches when I was about 12 or 13, it kind of desensitised me.

But still, even I have to draw the line somewhere...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VViruDIX8Z0#t=33s - extremely graphic, you have been forewarned.

Fuck. That.

 

[sf2fanatic]

I don't think it'll fit properly avatar size - best I could do;

Close enough;

*edit, Jesus fuck, goddamn Japanese Abdullah, goddamn;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypezycr5Ihg

I wouldn't advise watching that while eating.

Thx Bootaaay

 

[Dead Man]

Eh, I watched a bunch of Big Japan matches when I was about 12 or 13, it kind of desensitised me.

But still, even I have to draw the line somewhere...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VViruDIX8Z0#t=33s - extremely graphic, you have been forewarned.

Fuck. That.

Jesus.

 

[luckyboyceo]

*edit, Jesus fuck, goddamn Japanese Abdullah, goddamn;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypezycr5Ihg

I wouldn't advise watching that while eating.

Eh, I watched a bunch of Big Japan matches when I was about 12 or 13, it kind of desensitised me.

But still, even I have to draw the line somewhere...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VViruDIX8Z0#t=33s - extremely graphic, you have been forewarned.

Fuck. That.

Fuck. I only watch wrestling sparingly but my curiosity got the best of me.

I need to go watch something happy now.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Liz Cena sounds like Lasagne

 

[tm24]

Eh, I watched a bunch of Big Japan matches when I was about 12 or 13, it kind of desensitised me.

But still, even I have to draw the line somewhere...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VViruDIX8Z0#t=33s - extremely graphic, you have been forewarned.

Fuck. That.

Without looking at the video, I'm willing to bet this involves all of the following: iwa:ms, necro butcher, mad man pondo, and killing yourself in front of 25 people somewhere in Indiana

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Without looking at the video, I'm willing to bet this involves all of the following: iwa:ms, necro butcher, mad man pondo, and killing yourself in front of 25 people somewhere in Indiana

You're good.

 

[tm24]

You're good.

I've seen the match in question. I've seen every video boootay has posted. Nothing comes close to the stupidity that is necro vs pondo

 

[Khrno]

Mexican tour on May 24-26 (Hermosillo, Aguascalientes and Guadalajara).

Advertised for the tour, the main event for the tour will be a triple threat match for the WHC between Daniel Bryan, Sheamus and Alberto Del Rio, with special guest referee Mick Foley.

Sin Cara will also be in the tour, no word if he'll wrestle.

Randy Orton vs Kane in a Lucha Super Libre match.

 

[ZeroRay]

And here I thought Bootaaay was just a connoisseur of fine wrestling and not a violence fetishist.

 

[Aiii]

Smackdown commentary:

Spoiler

Seriously, why is Booker so dumb? WHY? Cole goes, mathematically speaking, Sheamus has only a 25% chance of winning the fatal four way match and retaining his title. So Booker says, if you ask me Sheamus has got just a big chance of winning that match as every other man in that match."

Oh my.

 

[Aiii]

Also, AJ needs to be in the next WWE Studios film, they could use one with a good actor.

 

[Conrad Link]

I've got a few film roles she could play.

 

[Aiii]

Shucky Ducky Quack Quuuuaaaaaaack!

-edit: Dat sign:

 

[BillRiccio]

Abra Cadaver will never hover hand. Behold AC with the AJ of the Elote Wrestling Federation, El Saltomontes, The Grasshopper!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/arthurchase/IMG_4733.jpg

Looks like Abra Cadaver is at CM Punk levels when it comes to the ladies.

 

[British Monsoon]

I've seen the match in question. I've seen every video boootay has posted. Nothing comes close to the stupidity that is necro vs pondo

Yeah, Necro vs Pondo was dumb as hell, but at least it was kinda an accident - I think the most retarded death match moment was from the IWAS Carnage Cup last year, where in front of maybe a dozen people some no-name fuck let another no-name fuck stab him in the arm with a craft knife. Idiots.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

WCW 2000 is really sapping energy on this wrestling re-watch.

Up to May 2000 (currently watching Hardcore Heaven 2000), but every time a WCW Show comes up, I'm thinking 'Do I have to...'. I know no-one will really know or care if I skip one, but man... I'm not sure there's one aspect of the show I like at the moment.

Hogan is feuding with Billy Kidman & Vince Russo
Ric Flair is feuding with David Flair & Vince Russo (guest starring Jeff Jarrett)
DDP is feuding with Kimberly Page & Vince Russo (guest starring Jeff Jarrett)
Kevin Nash is feuding with Jeff Jarrett & Vince Russo
Lex Luger is feuding with Buff Bagwell & Vince Russo
Scott Steiner is feuding with Rick Steiner.

Oh wait, I guess Norman Smiley is the only positive thing on the show at the moment. He's feuding with joblessness (& Vince Russo).

No idea who any of the following belts:

Tag Titles
US Title
TV Title
Cruiserweight Title

 

[Perspicacity]

Yeah, Necro vs Pondo was dumb as hell, but at least it was kinda an accident - I think the most retarded death match moment was from the IWAS Carnage Cup last year, where in front of maybe a dozen people some no-name fuck let another no-name fuck stab him in the arm with a craft knife. Idiots.

#thanksmick

 

[Kyoufu]

Get the Youtube me extension so you don't have to torture yourself anymore with wondering what lies beyond Bootaay Bloodaay's links.

What is this extension and where do I find it?

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Eh, I watched a bunch of Big Japan matches when I was about 12 or 13, it kind of desensitised me.

But still, even I have to draw the line somewhere...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VViruDIX8Z0#t=33s - extremely graphic, you have been forewarned.

Fuck. That.

My mouth opened and I go "AW FUCKKKK BOOTAAAY" - man oh man ;(