Feuding against masked Tyson Kidd! =)
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Feuding against masked Tyson Kidd! =)
British Monsoon
Member
Buncha fat shaming going on in here. Shame on you all
I'm all for fat guys in wrestling, I just don't want to see Ricardo's leg snap like a twig.
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
A likely story!
Me too.
Let's not forget, botches happen - even to fatties. Silver King had his share. I loved Silver King.
Jushin Liger vs Silver King
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIXGId8oa7s
Rafa=FedKilla
Banned
Having the Ascension retain was just awful booking. There is no point in them being champions.
At the same time, Kalisto just debuted two weeks ago, that was only his second match in NXT. You can have Enzo and Big Cass win it when Enzo returns (tonight?).
FallingEdge
Member
Photos appeared of Taichi with someone who isn't his wife and now it's all over the national newspapers that he's having an affair;
http://archive.today/7MHky
Incidentally, his wife is Ofune who used to wrestle for K-Dojo.
*edit, Taichi's wife;
What are you doing, Taichi? Dumbass.
Gotcha. His wife looks hot. Other girl looks generic. Tio much makeup.
Tyson Kidd goes heel, wears a creepy mask, tries to cut a promo like Wyatt in a dark room, the light goes up and Natalya goes into the room with a plate of cookies.
"Honeybunchy, I know you're upset about your loss, but I made you those cookies you love much! Now, turn that frown upside down because you promised me we would go ice skating with Bret today!"
Tyson takes out the mask, Bret goes into the room.
"Listen kid, not everyone can be the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be otherwise I wouldn't be the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be. Hang in there, your mom said hi, by the way, don't forget to call her".
"Honeybunchy, I know you're upset about your loss, but I made you those cookies you love much! Now, turn that frown upside down because you promised me we would go ice skating with Bret today!"
Tyson takes out the mask, Bret goes into the room.
"Listen kid, not everyone can be the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be otherwise I wouldn't be the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be. Hang in there, your mom said hi, by the way, don't forget to call her".
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
NXT specials being quarterly is a great plan as well. Makes it light schedule of approx every quarter, SOMEONE is getting called up.
British Monsoon
Member
Dang, Andrew Everett's torn his ACL and will be out for a good while - just as he was making a name for himself in PWG as well.
True enough, but that's not the only reason I'd advocate Ricardo working a more heavyweight style - it makes for a better contrast. Also, I get that Kalisto's always going to be the face in peril because he's tiny, but you lose his explosiveness coming off the hot tag.
True enough, but that's not the only reason I'd advocate Ricardo working a more heavyweight style - it makes for a better contrast. Also, I get that Kalisto's always going to be the face in peril because he's tiny, but you lose his explosiveness coming off the hot tag.
FallingEdge
Member
Ricardo is skinny fat though. Worse than just being fat. He's got a weird body.
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Deleted member 47027
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WWE is doing Botivational Posters:
http://www.wwe.com/inside/bo-dallas-bo-tivational-posters-26348041
http://www.wwe.com/inside/bo-dallas-bo-tivational-posters-26348041
BronsonLee
Member
Japanese love:
Gratuitious English (It's fucking everywhere)
Disco Music (I don't know why)
Bad Dancing (Yup)
Also, Taichi is clearly just using this scandal to propel himself just like Tanahashi did by faking that sta-ok I can't go that far
Rafa=FedKilla
Banned
Something like that needs to happen ASAp though, they are awful champions. Awful wrestlers. I think Cassady and Enzo are legit though. A modern day E and C. Their shirt sucks though....
Konnor is average, Viktor is a pretty good wrestler, but the faux-Road Warriors thing doesn't really work. They're well past their sell-by date in NXT though, they need to go to the main roster already and let some other team have a go.
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
Konnor and Ryback both have similar jaws.
avengers23
Banned
Ricardo Rodriguez should take the Super Porky/late-stage Rey Mysterio approach to lucha libre.
If she wasn't sloppy as fuck in all her matches, if she wasn't a horrible actress and if she wasn't crying all the time, perhaps I would be a fan.
Also, her personality on Total Divas is absolutely terrible too. She's constantly complaining and crying (yep, there too), she's a horrible wife to TJ, every conversation ever she somehow turns into being about her within a minute. (Last week, Brie was talking about her wedding and she literally said "You know, my wedding, which was only last year." No Natalya, it's not about you right now, ffs.)
She's a good wrestler, but everything else about her is terrible. It's okay to not be great at everything, but once your terrible at one or more things that's it, you're done.
Out of all the people on that show, Natalya should have stayed away from Total Divas, that show ruined her wrestling character. Naomi is the only one on that show that comes off as likeable, but for the rest it's okay they're not likeable, because nobody liked them in the first place. For Natalya, who used to be well liked, it's actually turning people against her.
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Also, I want to make physical love to Charlotte's new Ric Flair-remixed theme.
slightconfuse
Banned
Nattie is like Cena in that she is not king to make anyone better but put her in the ring with someone good or better and she have a great match .
Also stop stealing Owens catchphrases do being a baby on total divas
Also stop stealing Owens catchphrases do being a baby on total divas
FallingEdge
Member
I think we should just get used to this.
This is terrible. Also, why is there a league of legends logo?
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
The fuck is that League of Legends watermark? It's like anyone who plays a video game is a fucking sloppy piece of shit.
Godammit, been trying to watch Takeover at work. Was fine up until the tag match and then my phone started stuttering. Got through the Breeze/Zayn match (and what a fucking match) by chain smoking outside where I get 4G, but gonna have to watch the rest when I get home.
Didn't want it to eat into my MK8 time, but priorities and all that.
Also, I really hope they just build the #1 contender and NXT champion match all the way to the next big event.My only complaint about Takeover so far is that there wasn't much build. Just set a date in 2 months time somewhere and start building now.
The WWF and League of Legends logo kind of merge too, like it's WWF League of Legends. I might actually try that MOBA if it happened.
Didn't want it to eat into my MK8 time, but priorities and all that.
Also, I really hope they just build the #1 contender and NXT champion match all the way to the next big event.My only complaint about Takeover so far is that there wasn't much build. Just set a date in 2 months time somewhere and start building now.
The WWF and League of Legends logo kind of merge too, like it's WWF League of Legends. I might actually try that MOBA if it happened.
Rafa=FedKilla
Banned
They need to be Eric Escobar'd. I was a little disappointed with Ricardo last night too. Brah was channeling the ghost of Sin Cara. Rusev squash was a waste. Him now being Russian screams Vince
NXT Tapings tonight?
I think we should just get used to this.
Fuck everything.
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
oh boy
slightconfuse
Banned
Orange botch
Yup, tapings in Full Sail tonight. Hoping for debuts.
Macho Madness
Member
Rusev's face turn last night was pretty cool.
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Deleted member 47027
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I think at this point the VinceWBF gif is close to coming full circle, and will end up in its final form as Vince going nuts over Keibler's application.
Or just Vince himself. That's actually even more accurate.
BronsonLee
Member
I fucking died laughing at Mojo GETTING ALL HYPED UP TO DEFEND AMERICA and then getting fucking kicked right in the face just as he got into the ring
NEW HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN
Spider from Mars
tap that thorax
I need someone to breathe life back into my wrestling lungs.
NJPW is bland at the moment
PWG is too infrequent
Stardom is too infrequent
DDT is too infrequent
WWE is putrid
TNA is garbage
I'm going to a Chikara show in a couple of weeks, so that should be fun but I need someone
to give me the kiss of life before my interest in wrestling flatlines.
NJPW is bland at the moment
PWG is too infrequent
Stardom is too infrequent
DDT is too infrequent
WWE is putrid
TNA is garbage
I'm going to a Chikara show in a couple of weeks, so that should be fun but I need someone
Fex
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
Watch some STARDOM brother!
Me.
Macho Madness
Member
@WWEAaLLday21 Enzo Amore
A.) Rusev: put some shoes on. B.) Mojo: how in the world u make the USA look S-A-W-F-T #SAWFT!! What a let down #SloppyJalopy #NXTTakeover
Even Enzo knew what's up.
A.) Rusev: put some shoes on. B.) Mojo: how in the world u make the USA look S-A-W-F-T #SAWFT!! What a let down #SloppyJalopy #NXTTakeover
Even Enzo knew what's up.
Carnby
Member
Who ever told me Wifi repeaters work was right. I watched Takeover with only a few pauses in the streaming, while two other laptops were online and my son was streaming cartoons from a kindle.
I did a speed test on my ps4. without the repeater it was 8 Mbps, with the repeater it was 12 Mpbs.
This Sunday is the real test.
I did a speed test on my ps4. without the repeater it was 8 Mbps, with the repeater it was 12 Mpbs.
This Sunday is the real test.
blackaroni
Member
Mojo borrowed Cena's Black preacher voice last night. The way he was pausing when he spoke made me think he didn't remember his lines.
We're not really doing a Payback thread are we?
We're not really doing a Payback thread are we?
WWE Payback |OT| Daniel Bryan isn't wrestling, Shield vs Evolution II
Macho Madness
Member
Payback |OT| Just keep your Money in the Bank
This Sunday will be the first PPV since Survivor Series 2011 in which Daniel Bryan doesn't have a match.
This Sunday will be the first PPV since Survivor Series 2011 in which Daniel Bryan doesn't have a match.
Rafa=FedKilla
Banned
Yeah, it was hilarious. He was channeling Joe Hennning/Michael McGillicutty.
Hope Solomon Crowe debuts tonight.
BronsonLee
Member
THAT WAS ME QUICK GIMME ALL THE CREDIT
But ya, they work great. I got mine for free after rebate so it was even better. Keep that signal strong!
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
Member
Or how about you don't make an OT about friggin' Payback of all things?
On that note, who's making the June OT?
I actually wanted to make it this month but I'm doing some traveling the next couple of days so I can't make it as good as I want it.
I also suggest making it after Payback so the OP and title can be up to date in the unlikely event that something interesting actually happens.
On that note, who's making the June OT?
I actually wanted to make it this month but I'm doing some traveling the next couple of days so I can't make it as good as I want it.
I also suggest making it after Payback so the OP and title can be up to date in the unlikely event that something interesting actually happens.
Spider from Mars
tap that thorax
I'm going to try and read the entire run of Silver Age X-Men
It will be less dull than WWE probably.
It will be less dull than WWE probably.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
Member
They're called PPVs again, dingus.