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[MrOogieBoogie]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=28b_1355167292

Sorry, just had to post this video. There are so many hilarious/WTF facets to it:

1) Prisoners allowed to roam about freely
2) AK-47 spawning out of officer's back pocket
3) Big guy casually walking over to assailant and knocking him out cold

Oh Russia, you so crazy.

 

[Icefire1424]

AKS-74U?

 

[mltplkxr]

I like how they just casually carry on with their own business, as if someone had dropped coffee on the floor or something uneventful like that.
And what's with the big guy behind the assailant? He just waits for the guy to hit the other one and then just grabs him and punches him out cold.
Weird.

 

[Funky Papa]

I like how they just casually carry on with their own business, as if someone had dropped coffee on the floor or something uneventful like that.
And what's with the big guy behind the assailant? He just waits for the guy to hit the other one and then just grabs him and punches him out cold.
Weird.

It's the most bewildering part about all those crazy videos from Russia.

"Oh, so this unknown fella just bashed my mate's head in, I guess can knock him out before filling those lotto tickets. Ok, done."

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

AKS-74U?

Bless you.

 

[Dice]

 

[SugarDaddy]

Lol @ the big dude just standing their watching as the guy smashes the officers head in. Then when he goes for the door, he just casually knocks him out.

 

[Baron Doggystyle von Woof]

Russia is insane.

 

[Wyndstryker]

2) AK-47 spawning out of officer's back pocket

Seriously, magic pockets that carrying AK's like it's nothing. Only in Russia.

 

[Lagspike_exe]

AK47 spawning killed me.

 

[Deleted member 284]

AK47 spawning killed me.

Reminded me of something out of GoldenEye 64

 

[MrOogieBoogie]

haha

 

[Funky Papa]

But that BY tag means Belarus.

 

[Anticitizen One]

I kinda want to go to Russia one day.

 

[MrOogieBoogie]

I kinda want to go to Russia one day.

You go to Russia, you stay in Russia. Dead or alive.

 

[gaming_noob]

I kinda want to go to Russia one day.

I've been to Moscow. My only suggestion is to go with someone who is fluent with Russian.

 

[EteRnal PAL]

I believe the big guy was also a jail mate and probably didn't want to get involved initially until he finally decides to casually knock out the fellow inmate. Notice how he puts his hands up after knocking out the attacker as he backs off slowly so the cops don't think he's involved.

 

[Head of Vengarl]

Yeef, what are you doing in Russia?

 

[chaosblade]

I believe the big guy was also a jail mate and probably didn't want to get involved initially until he finally decides to casually knock out the fellow inmate. Notice how he puts his hands up after knocking out the attacker as he backs off slowly so the cops don't think he's involved.

That, and before he knocks him out he's like "hold on, I got this."

 

[GotEmRunnin]

I.....love that punch. It's almost like he didn't even want to do it but felt compelled to help in some way. Ahhh; might as well take my hands outta my pockets and punch this guy in the face.

 

[Az]

I lost my virginity to a Russian girl on the roof of a building in Germany. She didnt speak a bit German and I didnt know a lick of Russian. Good times

 

[Ragus]

I somehow love Russia and would love to go there one day. They drink vodka day and night, their President rides chest-naked on a horse with a gun, they have a city with 396 bridges, on one hand you have wealthy as fuck people while on the other people poor as mice, and bears walk on their streets.

Something about this country, I don't know, I would love to go on a trip there one day.

And they have the best national anthem.

 

[SolidusDave]

That other arrested (?) guy is awesome.

"la la la, damn I hate waiting in line"

"What's up dude, what are you doing with that board?"

"Great, he hit that police man, now it will take even longer..."

"Excuse me sir, sir? Mister I-spawn-SMGs? just a sec I got this"

BAM

"Can we go on now? No? Have to take care of the knocked out guy first? FML"


Also, the attacker didn't really think that through. There's more than one police guy and he's throwing stuff at someone holding a gun...

 

[hwalker84]

The gun popping out the magical infinite pocket was priceless.

 

[Host Samurai]

 

[MrOogieBoogie]

That other arrested (?) guy is awesome.

"la la la, damn I hate waiting in line"

"What's up dude, what are you doing with that board?"

"Great, he hit that police man, now it will take even longer..."

"Excuse me sir, sir? Mister I-spawn-SMGs? just a sec I got this"

BAM

"Can we go on now? No? Have to take care of the knocked out guy first? FML"


Also, the attacker didn't really think that through. There's more than one police guy and he's throwing stuff at someone holding a gun...

Haha great captions. Pretty much what happened.

 

[Ermac]

Can't stop laughing at the guy who looks like he hit R2 to equip is AK

 

[Overdoziz]

Where would 'fail' videos be without Russia?