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[Stouffers]

What the fuck does FUPA stand for?

Fat Upper Pussy Area

 

[GeorgPrime]

Chubby chasers has always been a favourite of mine

Granny Chasers are the GOATs

 

[Riven326]

I don't prefer the large ass. I know that's a thing, some kind of asymetric shit, but I prefer my shit symetric.

 

[Tschumi]

Mountain Men

"Where them peaks at?"
"I'll take the troughs!"
"Hyuk hyuk, I know you will, slinky sam"
"awwww yeayuh"

 

[Stouffers]

I don't prefer the large ass. I know that's a thing, some kind of asymetric shit, but I prefer my shit symetric.

Symmetry of the breastesses is what I look for

 

[King of Foxes]

The other day I learned that brap is short for "big rumps are pleasing", so there is that.

Really? I always thought he was just retarded and mistyped barp the fart noise.

 

[Kimahri]

Really? I always thought he was just retarded and mistyped barp the fart noise.

One does not exclude the other.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Fat Upper Pussy Area

That's the most horrible thing.

It's so horrifying if your penis is stuck into those mountains of lard.

 

[lock2k]

Idiots

 

[bucyou]

If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not

 

[Elektro Demon]

Yall just hating for no reason.

 

[YCoCg]

BETA males

Incapable of securing a healthy woman, so aim low.

Losers.

Desperate.

Skinny women are boring fucks! I was once like you guys, only sticking to thinner women, but ever since I gave bigger girls a chance my sex life has been much better.

 

[Nymphae]

A guy at work was talking to a girl about some artwork that was incorrect, a UPC was the wrong size or something and she says to him "it was the wrong size", and he says "you're the wrong size", I almost lost it lol, she is pretty fat and also pregnant. He didn't mean it as an insult it was just one of those reflex humourous statements, but god damn

 

[nush]

Skinny women are boring fucks! I was once like you guys, only sticking to thinner women, but ever since I gave bigger girls a chance my sex life has been much better.

That's cause fat chicks have to try harder and overcompensate. So agreed that they are often a good lay.

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

That's cause fat chicks have to try harder and overcompensate. So agreed that they are often a good lay.

Why are fat chicks good at oral sex?

Because they have to be.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Bowling balls wear glasses?

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Skinny women are boring fucks! I was once like you guys, only sticking to thinner women, but ever since I gave bigger girls a chance my sex life has been much better.

Never been with a fattie. No thanks. I'll take a skinny or average sized woman who lies there like a dead fish.

But what you say seems true at strip clubs. The hottest blondes are almost always the worst ones to get into the back room. The personality and action drop 3 rungs down the ladder. I find the best value to be good looking brunettes. Not as hot as the blonde, but more fun as a whole.

 

[highrider]

Skinny women are boring fucks! I was once like you guys, only sticking to thinner women, but ever since I gave bigger girls a chance my sex life has been much better.

You’re eventually going to have to take her up stairs or walk around the block though. I’m just thinking of your future.

They should be good at sex, you have to develop that if your appearance isn’t good, probably better conversationalists than your average fit person. The me the old joke holds true. Like mopeds, fun until your friends see you.

 

[nush]

The me the old joke holds true. Like mopeds, fun until your friends see you.

Or "Good on the phone, add ten stone", that one holds true.

 

[Tesseract]

be thicc, not thick

~ wolverine, 1643

 

[Durask]

What, second page and no one posted this?

 

[West Texas CEO]

OPs father the original fupa troopa?

 

[Stouffers]

OPs father the original fupa troopa?