Tschumi
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Nah, it was brought up on this thread a few days ago, i forget who mentioned it, as a bug, i just brought it up again no worries
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I was just curious as to how significant a number that disappears after a second can be to your daily life.
Tschumi
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Entirely insignificant.
Then again neither is the perverse content of this thread... And yet i partake
SoggyBiscuit
Banned
I thought this thread was the perverts only lounging area.
Richard Packer
Member
And he wanted to go one on one with The Great One in some sort of Thunder Dome forum. Lol I say, lol.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
I'm getting him an at-home STD testing kit.
Richard Packer
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Richard Packer
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SoggyBiscuit
Banned
Don't be jealous. It doesn't suit you.
Richard Packer
Member
How are your children today @Thaedolus
haxan7
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If you get too horny I find wrapping your balls up with a strong cord and sitting like that for 8-10 hours makes it go away.
Isn't that what farmers do with bulls who are getting too rowdy?
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Except for a nap refusal, totally fine. I'll be able to catch up on work later, as big of a pain in the ass having them home is, I'm grateful they're happy and healthy and I don't lose any money when I've got to work from home. A lot of people aren't so fortunate
Richard Packer
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Ozzy Onya A2Z
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The GAF slot machine came up winner winner chicken dinner for me today. Hattrick Huzzah!
haxan7
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Give your wanking hand a break. Geez. You'll get carpal tunnel.The GAF slot machine came up winner winner chicken dinner for me today. Hattrick Huzzah!
SoggyBiscuit
Banned
No discussions, only Microsoft acquisitions now.
Tschumi
Member
Welll I've been thinking of buying a third dualsense... Maybe that's worth a poll?
See, even the great ones can laugh at themselves
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Richard Packer
Member
I never knew you were with child. How's your yoni holding up?
Maiden Voyage
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Now if only we could ignore our own posts and threads.
haxan7
Banned
mine is a theoretical child
Richard Packer
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haxan7
Banned
I should make that my new avatar. That way we can really match up. Thank you.
Richard Packer
Member
Your current avatar doesn't indicate how frisky you are.
Plies
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
The GAF slot machine came up winner winner chicken dinner for me today. Hattrick Huzzah!
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
This thread in a nutshell.
haxan7
Banned
he's not gonna touch tips man
I just want a bit of ball-on-ball action.
Tschumi
Member
My girl bent over to wipe some spilt coffee off the floor last night, a million Japanese porn scenarios flew through my mind and i spilt my drink all down my front.
Then i did my duty, sopping wet top and all.
The moral of this story is that Japanese porn is essential training.
.. Is that too hetero for this bish?
Then i did my duty, sopping wet top and all.
The moral of this story is that Japanese porn is essential training.
.. Is that too hetero for this bish?
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My girl bent over to wipe some spilt coffee off the floor last night, a million Japanese porn scenarios flew through my mind and i spilt my drink all down my front.
Then i did my duty, sopping wet top and all.
The moral of this story is that Japanese porn is essential training.
.. Is that too hetero for this bish?
nush
Member
My girl bent over to wipe some spilt coffee off the floor last night, a million Japanese porn scenarios flew through my mind and i spilt my drink all down my front.
Then i did my duty, sopping wet top and all.
The moral of this story is that Japanese porn is essential training.
.. Is that too hetero for this bish?
Back in the day, Chinese girlfriend asks if you've got any porn. Open porn DVD drawer and put porn on TV. There's no Chinese porn so it's all Japanese. She starts getting horny and acting out on me what's happening on screen, I realize this and take the opportunity to change the disc to something more of my personal liking. Ohhh yeah baby.
Can confirm Japanese porn is essential training.
Tschumi
Member
Kind of disturbed by how predator sonnovabich arms are both right handedBack in the day, Chinese girlfriend asks if you've got any porn. Open porn DVD drawer and put porn on TV. There's no Chinese porn so it's all Japanese. She starts getting horny and acting out on me what's happening on screen, I realize this and take the opportunity to change the disc to something more of my personal liking. Ohhh yeah baby.
Can confirm Japanese porn is essential training.
Richard Packer
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Peggies
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I'm shocked as to how far we've come with the wrong use of "literally". What started as a joke has become cruel reality. People use it unsarcastically false and no one seems to stop them .
Today I read this in an article:"Anya Taylor-Joy has literally been catapulted to A+++ list levels of fame..."
I mean come on, that's ridiculous. That would mean she's actually been put in a catapult and smashed on the red carpet.
.Today I read this in an article:"Anya Taylor-Joy has literally been catapulted to A+++ list levels of fame..."
I mean come on, that's ridiculous. That would mean she's actually been put in a catapult and smashed on the red carpet.
Tschumi
Member
....See for me that's what that actor still looks like but he probably looks like the next thing to Patrick Stewart these days...I'm shocked as to how far we've come with the wrong use of "literally". What started as a joke has become cruel reality. People use it unsarcastically false and no one seems to stop them
Today I read this in an article:"Anya Taylor-Joy has literally been catapulted to A+++ list levels of fame..."
I mean come on, that's ridiculous. That would mean she's actually been put in a catapult and smashed on the red carpet.
I enjoy the mental image that awful sentence made. Splat.
I searched a looong few minutes to find a gif of that moment lol
I literally feel your pain.I'm shocked as to how far we've come with the wrong use of "literally". What started as a joke has become cruel reality. People use it unsarcastically false and no one seems to stop them
Today I read this in an article:"Anya Taylor-Joy has literally been catapulted to A+++ list levels of fame..."
I mean come on, that's ridiculous. That would mean she's actually been put in a catapult and smashed on the red carpet.
Peggies
Gold Member
....See for me that's what that actor still looks like but he probably looks like the next thing to Patrick Stewart these days...
I enjoy the mental image that awful sentence made. Splat.
I searched a looong few minutes to find a gif of that moment lol
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
NeoGaf user's vocabulary DESTROYED by CLICK BAIT headlines.
Hyperbole is the new chic.
Hyperbole is the new chic.
Prison Mike
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I'm shocked as to how far we've come with the wrong use of "literally". What started as a joke has become cruel reality. People use it unsarcastically false and no one seems to stop them
Today I read this in an article:"Anya Taylor-Joy has literally been catapulted to A+++ list levels of fame..."
I mean come on, that's ridiculous. That would mean she's actually been put in a catapult and smashed on the red carpet.
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