I don’t hate anybody, not really. To hate someone would mean you actually care about them, even if just a little, to generate that hate. I don’t hate anybody because, frankly, I don’t give a single fuck about most people. Most people are bastard-coated bastards with a bastard filling. Not you guys, though, you guys are delicious nougat-filled snacks.
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Oh I passionately hate people but not Prison Mike obviously. That was only a joke.I don’t hate anybody, not really. To hate someone would mean you actually care about them, even if just a little, to generate that hate. I don’t hate anybody because, frankly, I don’t give a single fuck about most people. Most people are bastard-coated bastards with a bastard filling. Not you guys, though, you guys are delicious nougat-filled snacks.
Sorry to hear that, buddy, hope you get well soon.I’ve got myself a lovely viral infection. Taking the day off and going to huddle up on the couch and play some retro games.
Feel better soon and enjoy the huddling up! Muah!I’ve got myself a lovely viral infection. Taking the day off and going to huddle up on the couch and play some retro games.
I'm not a pervert and yet here I post.I thought this thread was the perverts only lounging area.
And to think, all it took was a little Mia Khalifa.Y’all think I’m going insane from being too horny?
It’s a possibility…
I'm not a pervert and yet here I post.
What a way to reawaken the devian in me.And to think, all it took was a little Mia Khalifa.
I'm plum tired of winter already.
That’s my number one reason for not visiting any Asian countriesIt's easier to warm up than it is to cool down. You wouldn't want to swap with me.
That ending-quotation mark should be placed after the period, and it's literally driving me batshit crazy to see it placed before the period.I'm shocked as to how far we've come with the wrong use of "literally". ...
That ending-quotation mark should be placed after the period, and it's literally driving me batshit crazy to see it placed before the period.
Coffee almost always does the trick for me. Castor oil is an option but good god is it awful.Ever since I got back from that kidney stone trip to the hospital I've barely been able to go to the bathroom. Pain meds can cause constipation, but for a fucking week? I'm starting to get a little concerned because today I've had a feeling of fullness ever since I woke up and had little appetite. Appointment with the doc isn't for a couple more weeks though.
Might do a suppository or an enema if things don't clear up soon. Miralax hasn't done shit(pun maybe intended).
Tell her the captain says hello.FWB says she’s got nothing planned tonight and says I should pay her a visit. Expect to find me in good spirits tomorrow.
Try natto, if you have a Japanese grocery or something.. superfood, helps the gut immenselyEver since I got back from that kidney stone trip to the hospital I've barely been able to go to the bathroom. Pain meds can cause constipation, but for a fucking week? I'm starting to get a little concerned because today I've had a feeling of fullness ever since I woke up and had little appetite. Appointment with the doc isn't for a couple more weeks though.
Might do a suppository or an enema if things don't clear up soon. Miralax hasn't done shit(pun maybe intended).
Tell her the captain says hello.
Neither, I pronounce it NeoFAG.Do you pronounce it Neo-GAF or Neo-JAF?
We just call them e-cigarettes in the US
Neither, I pronounce it NeoFAG.
I’m a vaper myself.We just call them e-cigarettes in the US
Literally only in America.That ending-quotation mark should be placed after the period, and it's literally driving me batshit crazy to see it placed before the period.
Tune, to be fair.
Is that true? In communication (my second degree) for news writing, that's what I was taught. Unless, of course, it's only a part of a statement, in which case you add a space and then an ellipsis: " ..."Literally only in America.
Yes. Americans are silly.Is that true? In communication (my second degree) for news writing, that's what I was taught. Unless, of course, it's only a part of a statement, in which case you add a space and then an ellipsis: " ..."
Yes. The only reason it's "correct" is because some literal fancy assholes thought it literally looked nicer that way. It's literally arbitrary.Is that true? In communication (my second degree) for news writing, that's what I was taught. Unless, of course, it's only a part of a statement, in which case you add a space and then an ellipsis: " ..."
"Meh".Yes. The only reason it's "correct" is because some literal fancy assholes thought it literally looked nicer that way. It's literally arbitrary.
You Americans butchered the English language.Is that true? In communication (my second degree) for news writing, that's what I was taught. Unless, of course, it's only a part of a statement, in which case you add a space and then an ellipsis: " ..."
(British) English puts commas and periods outside the quotation marks unless the quotation is also a complete sentence or the punctuation is part of the quotation.Is that true? In communication (my second degree) for news writing, that's what I was taught. Unless, of course, it's only a part of a statement, in which case you add a space and then an ellipsis: " ..."
Somebody’s looking to get voted off the islandYes. Americans are silly.
I am too beloved to be replaced.Somebody’s looking to get voted off the island
Wait the guy with the Jimmy Dean avatar and penile innuendo name ("Bitch, you gotta try my sausage") isn't American? This is shaking my faith in our democracy.
Gaf as in gafaaackedDo you pronounce it Neo-GAF or Neo-JAF?
I always had a feeling Packer was British. He has the arrogant swagger they’re famed for.
I can hardly claim to be British mind. I’m an imposter living in Oxfordshire, but originating from just outside Cork. I have the arrogance of a true Brit, though.