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[Maiden Voyage]

I had a DVD with some weird short clips that I think were cut from the HBO show. There's one where KG graphically squirts out a baby and another JB prostitutes himself on the street. And another where he shoots a huge load in a bathroom stall to Eye of the Tiger.

 

[Zeroing]

What’s a DVD?

 

[haxan7]

What’s a DVD?

Double vaginal dicking

 

[Zeroing]

Double vaginal dicking

Isn’t gay having 2 dicks rubbing on the same hole? I mean if the cocks touch each-other that’s pretty homo just saying….

 

[Artoris]

Isn’t gay having 2 dicks rubbing on the same hole? I mean if the cocks touch each-other that’s pretty homo just saying….

that's as bi as it gets

 

[Zeroing]

that's as bi as it gets

Really??? that’s sad! So no 3way kissing? Etc?

 

[Artoris]

Really??? that’s sad! So no 3way kissing? Etc?

It might be possible to do that at the same time as well

 

[Zeroing]

It might be possible to do that at the same time as well

Yes keep going…

*unzip the trousers.

 

[p_xavier]

I've been having heart issues and stuck with wires everywhere for the weekend, argh.

 

[haxan7]

I've been having heart issues and stuck with wires everywhere for the weekend, argh.

Are you doing that thing where they tape a little device over your heart to measure the beat for like a week? I had that earlier this year. No issues detected

 

[p_xavier]

Are you doing that thing where they tape a little device over your heart to measure the beat for like a week? I had that earlier this year. No issues detected

It's not a small device, I don't know how the nurse could call that small. I have the machine that is a size of a game boy hanging from my neck and 6 cables that go to stickers.

 

[BadBurger]

I've been having heart issues and stuck with wires everywhere for the weekend, argh.

Good luck, and sorry to hear.

 

[p_xavier]

Good luck, and sorry to hear.

I had tachycardia since I was young, blood pressure was at 190/110 at rest and heart rate was about 200. Doctor is asking for additional tests but the blood pressure medication works really well, my heart beats at 60 when I sleep now and don't feel the blood through my veins, which is a feeling I never had before, feels weird.

 

[haxan7]

It's not a small device, I don't know how the nurse could call that small. I have the machine that is a size of a game boy hanging from my neck and 6 cables that go to stickers.

I might have had something different. I’ll PM you a gratuitous titty shot of it

 

[Maiden Voyage]

You guys are getting titty pics?

 

[p_xavier]

How am I not the host of this?

 

[p_xavier]

You guys are getting titty pics?

 

[Artoris]

where does the bazooka go

 

[p_xavier]

where does the bazooka go

She has one in the panties.

 

[p_xavier]

How am I not the host of this?

My Tom of Finland playroom beats what they've done in episode 3 out of the water. Will take pics to compare. Ridiculous.

 

[darkangel-212559]

Isn’t gay having 2 dicks rubbing on the same hole? I mean if the cocks touch each-other that’s pretty homo just saying….

If your happy to introduce another cock into the equation it's very bi yes.

I once turned down a threesome with a girl and one guy because in no way am I into crossing swords, let alone another naked dude. I've always wanted a threesome but not that kinda threesome, no matter how hot the girl is.

If you need another cock just use a dildo. Easy.

 

[Rentahamster]

What’s a DVD?

You forgot the A

 

[Maiden Voyage]

If your happy to introduce another cock into the equation it's very bi yes.

I once turned down a threesome with a girl and one guy because in no way am I into crossing swords, let alone another naked dude. I've always wanted a threesome but not that kinda threesome, no matter how hot the girl is.

If you need another cock just use a dildo. Easy.

Or a pinecone.

 

[badblue]

How am I not the host of this?

Obviously they were looking for someone more family friendly to host. Having seen some of the things you have, I could only imagine the demo you sent to Netflix when you applied.

 

[teezzy]

Dude, I paid for Fall Guys. If anyone here should be made fun of, it's me.

Same

Great game, worth every penny

 

[p_xavier]

Obviously they were looking for someone more family friendly to host. Having seen some of the things you have, I could only imagine the demo you sent to Netflix when you applied.

Yes, because flogging and anal butt plug stimulation should be a family friendly thing...

 

[plushyp]

Damn, me so horrrnnnyyyyyyyy.

Zeroing when he sees a guy's ass that he likes

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[haxan7]

Zeroing when he sees a guy's ass that he likes

I was in Old Navy trying on some shorts earlier and caught a glimpse of my butt in the double mirror. It’s looking quite cakey. I’ve been taking a lotta walks.

 

[Zeroing]

How am I not the host of this?

I might watch it… also buddy get well soon if you heart is not beating fast enough PM I’ll send you nude pics.

 

[Zeroing]

Zeroing when he sees a guy's ass that he likes

I… have no words…

 

[Zeroing]

If your happy to introduce another cock into the equation it's very bi yes.

I once turned down a threesome with a girl and one guy because in no way am I into crossing swords, let alone another naked dude. I've always wanted a threesome but not that kinda threesome, no matter how hot the girl is.

If you need another cock just use a dildo. Easy.

makes sense! Although I’ve heard lots of people bragging about having a tag team with their best friend!!!

 

[Rentahamster]

How am I not the host of this?

Is that Ellen's mom?

 

[teezzy]

 

[Zeroing]

I was in Old Navy trying on some shorts earlier and caught a glimpse of my butt in the double mirror. It’s looking quite cakey. I’ve been taking a lotta walks.

Pics or it did not happened.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

wife: oh my god I’m up to 117

Me: I think the last time I was 117 was 1995

wife: …I’m going for a jog

 

[Zeroing]

 

[teezzy]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

53 kg

 

[teezzy]

 

[Rentahamster]

Oh sweet Paramour, I love that band!

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Off-Topic is straight fire today.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

At a 4 year old’s birthday, wife is off to another thing with the toddler…friendly guy comes over with his wife, get chatting…

Me: cool cool, so what do you do?

Him: anesthesiologist

 

[p_xavier]

At a 4 year old’s birthday, wife is off to another thing with the toddler…friendly guy comes over with his wife, get chatting…

Me: cool cool, so what do you do?

Him: anesthesiologist

 

[haxan7]

At a 4 year old’s birthday, wife is off to another thing with the toddler…friendly guy comes over with his wife, get chatting…

Me: cool cool, so what do you do?

Him: anesthesiologist

what would you prefer his profession be

 

[haxan7]

Off-Topic is straight fire today.

lot of rain and clouds today. people are probably stuck indoors

 

[teezzy]

Off-Topic is straight fire today.

You're welcome

 

[Deleted member 1159]

what would you prefer his profession be

Male escort obviously

 

[haxan7]

Male escort obviously

 

[Maiden Voyage]

You're welcome

The packer thread is a real gem too.