Maiden Voyage
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We’re basically the same person.I too own a mortar and pestle. It was purchased for preparing delicious fresh guacamole.
We’re basically the same person.I too own a mortar and pestle. It was purchased for preparing delicious fresh guacamole.
So I am having a bowl of soup and I hand ground some black peppercorns & dried green onion in my mortar & pestle (don’t ask). I sat down and started eating the soup and was surprised at the heat. The intensity kept building. How the hell are black peppercorns this fucking hot? It took me a minute to realize I had last used the mortar & pestle to grind up some my the wife’s dried firecracker pequin peppers. 50k - 100k scoville rating.
That’s a spicy bowl of chicken & wild rice.
I too own a mortar and pestle. It was purchased for preparing delicious fresh guacamole.
I forgot I actually did plan to use mine to crush up seasonings. I did that for maybe a year then stopped. I was buying those big 1 pound bags of dried rosemary, thyme, etc from amazon. I might have a few of them still.I bought mine to crush dried cardamom. Ended up using it for cardamom once and like twenty different things afterwards (including guac).
I forgot I actually did plan to use mine to crush up seasonings. I did that for maybe a year then stopped. I was buying those big 1 pound bags of dried rosemary, thyme, etc from amazon. I might have a few of them still.
Nice I'm always trying to find a really hot sauce but they aren't easy to find in France. This Carolina reaper sound so tenting, I've never tried something so high on the scoville scale... When I was a kid I used to eat fresh pilipili pepper when I helped my mother buying groceries and I loved it but they're only between 50000 and 175000 on the scale.Lately I've been smashing this scorpion pepper sauce
It's delicious but I was curious why it was kicking my ass so hard.
Then I checked the scoville online
Allegedly these scorpion peppers are just below Carolina reapers... I didn't know that upon purchase but maaaaan hahaha
Great sauce though
Smells like codfish?The smell obviously.
Good morning, you beautiful motherfuckers. How are we all today?
Good! How are you?
Is anyone playing "The Dark Pictures Anthology"?
Next part will take place in HH Holmes' murder hotel. He's one of my favoutite serial killers. So excited .
Ah well you know, all the fun stuff like changing diapers, washing vomit out of my hair... sometimes I miss work .I'm great, thanks for asking! What are you up to on this fine Tuesday morning?
I downloaded The Man From Medan when I saw it on the PlayStation Plus games catalogue, but I'm yet to play it.
I must admit that reading stuff like that really does make me think that not being a parent is a good thing. Then again, as an only child and with both my parents being dead, it sucks to know that our family line is about to come to an end. I'd take the changing diapers and washing vomit out my hair (good luck ruining my hair, you little punk, I have none!) if it meant I'd contributed something to this world and actually achieved something in life. Instead, I'm sitting here in the office, browsing a gaming forum, waiting to go home and play videogames and eat junk food. Yay(!)Ah well you know, all the fun stuff like changing diapers, washing vomit out of my hair... sometimes I miss work.
Play it! It's really entertaining.
I am good, working while in the garden, feeling like a digital nomad.Good morning, you beautiful motherfuckers. How are we all today?
See, now this is where I'm thankful for working in a cool, air-conditioned office. The UK is going through something of a heatwave at the moment, and I can't handle the heat at all. As a middle-aged, fat, bald man, it does not work for me whatsoever. I can wear shorts and light-coloured clothing all I want, but the moment I step into direct sunlight, I turn into an oversized sweaty mess.I am good, working while in the garden, feeling like a digital nomad.
Yeah well, being a parent is neither unconditionally great nor bad. It is what it is. But my little Dante is the nicest and funniest person I know so I'm ok with changing his shitty diapers and my hair smelling of his puke for a while.I must admit that reading stuff like that really does make me think that not being a parent is a good thing. Then again, as an only child and with both my parents being dead, it sucks to know that our family line is about to come to an end. I'd take the changing diapers and washing vomit out my hair (good luck ruining my hair, you little punk, I have none!) if it meant I'd contributed something to this world and actually achieved something in life. Instead, I'm sitting here in the office, browsing a gaming forum, waiting to go home and play videogames and eat junk food. Yay(!)
I see that TDPA is made by Supermassive, so I'm assuming it plays similar to Until Dawn?
Oh well, here is not that hot anymore, I just felt like being in tune with nature... I think I can handle heat very well, cold not so much. I would freeze to death.See, now this is where I'm thankful for working in a cool, air-conditioned office. The UK is going through something of a heatwave at the moment, and I can't handle the heat at all. As a middle-aged, fat, bald man, it does not work for me whatsoever. I can wear shorts and light-coloured clothing all I want, but the moment I step into direct sunlight, I turn into an oversized sweaty mess.
I can't even stand travelling to Europe in the Summer anymore. I'm used to live at 16C. Even 20C is hot for me.See, now this is where I'm thankful for working in a cool, air-conditioned office. The UK is going through something of a heatwave at the moment, and I can't handle the heat at all. As a middle-aged, fat, bald man, it does not work for me whatsoever. I can wear shorts and light-coloured clothing all I want, but the moment I step into direct sunlight, I turn into an oversized sweaty mess.
I didn't mean to offend you.Yeah well, being a parent is neither unconditionally great nor bad. It is what it is. But my little Dante is the nicest and funniest person I know so I'm ok with changing his shitty diapers and my hair smelling of his puke for a while.
Oh well, here is not that hot anymore, I just felt like being in tune with nature... I think I can handle heat very well, cold not so much. I would freeze to death.
It is a great day today.
"also my dog step on a bee..."
No no not at all. Sorry, did I sound pissed? I'm not.I didn't mean to offend you.
Tell me you did not watch the amber heard trial videos without telling me you did not watch."also my dog step on a bee..."
That sounds very gay
I have not watched it and I have not told you that I did not watch itTell me you did not watch the amber heard trial videos without telling me you did not watch.
Yep. You don't know what love really is until you have a child. You may love your partner but it's not the same. You can live without them. I can't imagine living without my kid.Kids are both complete fucking pains in the ass and one of the only things that provides me continued joy and motivation to be better every day. Lots of sleepless nights and whining and poop to deal with, but the first time they say “dada” or “I love you daddy…”…it’s been worth it.
Yeah you also do not use Tick TokI have not watched it and I have not told you that I did not watch it
Has anyone done one of those 23 and me tests? Or something similar? I see they're on sale for prime day.
my ex-gf said they aren't worth doing unless you pay for the advanced tests that show all your genetic disease predispositions (she knows about that stuff)Has anyone done one of those 23 and me tests? Or something similar? I see they're on sale for prime day.
I wouldn't because they can sell your data. I'm surprised they even charge for it tbh.Has anyone done one of those 23 and me tests? Or something similar? I see they're on sale for prime day.
Man, skip all the urine and feces and just get you a girl with daddy issues.Kids are both complete fucking pains in the ass and one of the only things that provides me continued joy and motivation to be better every day. Lots of sleepless nights and whining and poop to deal with, but the first time they say “dada” or “I love you daddy…”…it’s been worth it.
Also they can use it to make clones and replace you, without you or your family to notice it.... wait was that from a movie ?I wouldn't because they can sell your data. I'm surprised they even charge for it tbh.
Also they can use it to make clones and replace you, without you or your family to notice it.... wait was that from a movie ?
I wouldn't because they can sell your data. I'm surprised they even charge for it tbh.
Man, skip all the urine and feces and just get you a girl with daddy issues.
I could always just dress up as you. Though, I'm nowhere near as handsome so it would always be a discount Zeroing. Maybe if you squint I could pass?Yep that is my dream, can you imagine how many blowjobs an army of zeroing would do ? MUAHAHAhahahahahahah
Hmmm my entrepreneurial side is thinking of making a blowjob business.I could always just dress up as you. Though, I'm nowhere near as handsome so it would always be a discount Zeroing. Maybe if you squint I could pass?
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Why stop at blowjobs?Hmmm my entrepreneurial side is thinking of making a blowjob business.
It's not a party til there's a ferret up someone's buttWhy stop at blowjobs?
That's where I come in!It's not a party til there's a ferret up someone's butt
Hmmm my entrepreneurial side is thinking of making a blowjob business.