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[haxan7]

Gross lol

10 hour shifts are brutal enough. I couldn't even imagine

It's definitely brutal. I don't normally work this hard. I started a second job and this is the busiest time (end of fiscal year).

 

[teezzy]

It's definitely brutal. I don't normally work this hard. I started a second job and this is the busiest time (end of fiscal year).

Just do what I do and lash out at Zombie in some random dpad thread

Always makes me feel better after along day of work

 

[haxan7]

Just do what I do and lash out at Zombie in some random dpad thread

Always makes me feel better after along day of work

I've been tiptoeing around EZ. I feel like he's not mentally well. Don't wanna end up on anyone's list.

 

[Star-Lord]

Happy humpday, fothermuckers!

 

[Peggies]

Really? I think Peggies is very inoffensive. I enjoy her posts and think she's a great contributor here.

 

[Richard Packer]

I've been tiptoeing around EZ. I feel like he's not mentally well. Don't wanna end up on anyone's list.

 

[haxan7]

i fuckin love that song.

 

[Richard Packer]

I'm just kidding, Jesus christ

Peggies is cool

 

[Star-Lord]

Really? I think Peggies is very inoffensive. I enjoy her posts and think she's a great contributor here.

Peggies is, in fact, one of my top three members. She's consistently positive, always funny, and generally insightful.

I'll shank anyone who is dumb enough to disagree.

 

[Peggies]

Ok ok that's enough. What's going on? What's this "We love Peggies" stuff?
Am I going to die?

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

Ok ok that's enough. What's going on? What's this "We love Peggies" stuff?
Am I going to die?

They're lining up and hoping to be lucky enough to be the next person to make you pregnant.

 

[Star-Lord]

They're lining up and hoping to be lucky enough to be the next person to make you pregnant.

Bitch, please, my sperm is so powerful that all I need to do is think about getting someone pregnant, and BAM!

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

Bitch, please, my sperm is so powerful that all I need to do is think about getting someone pregnant, and BAM!

 

[Star-Lord]

I could change that for you. Just say the word.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

I could change that for you. Just say the word.

It would truly be a medical marvel. Maybe we should cash in?

 

[Star-Lord]

It would truly be a medical marvel. Maybe we should cash in?

I'm down, in every sense of the word.

 

[Peggies]

Bitch, please, my sperm is so powerful that all I need to do is think about getting someone pregnant, and BAM!

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Ok ok that's enough. What's going on? What's this "We love Peggies" stuff?
Am I going to die?

We are just trying to avoid a coffee cup incident is all.

 

[Star-Lord]

Speaking from experience, Miss Peggies?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Peggies]

Speaking from experience, Miss Peggies?

If I should ever be impregnated by Tom Hardy then hopefully not by his glance.

 

[teezzy]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[haxan7]

wrong account

 

[Maiden Voyage]

wrong account

Dick and I have become one. Like Gotenks.

 

[Star-Lord]

Dick and I have become one. Like Gotenks.

I thought it was called docking, not fusing.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Permission to dock, sir?

 

[Deleted member 1159]

So what kind of face wash you guys use?

 

[Star-Lord]

So what kind of face wash you guys use?

I use Maiden Voyage .

 

[Maiden Voyage]

It's the male version of vabbing. My skin has never felt so smooth.

 

[*Nightwing]

Richard Packer + Maiden Voyage =
Super Maiden Packer

 

[Maiden Voyage]

More like

 

[teezzy]

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
And witty
And kitty
And shitty
And little
And gritty
And prrooooouuuddddd

 

[Richard Packer]

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
And witty
And kitty
And shitty
And little
And gritty
And prrooooouuuddddd

 

[p_xavier]

Permission to dock, sir?

NO FORESKINS!

 

[OmegaSupreme]

If I should ever be impregnated by Tom Hardy then hopefully not by his glance.

I bet he has a small pener. That's what I tell myself anyway. What a man.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/my-tag-makes-me-look-like-a-moron.1640034/

 

[Peggies]

NO FORESKINS!

Come on, that's not nice. What's wrong with foreskins?

 

[p_xavier]

Come on, that's not nice. What's wrong with foreskins?

Two cheeses I won't eat: blue and dick. I got cut as an adult and one of the best decisions I made.

 

[Peggies]

Two cheeses I won't eat: blue and dick. I got cut as an adult and one of the best decisions I made.

Isn't that a bit like throwing out the rug because it could be dirty underneath?

 

[Richard Packer]

Sometimes I like to fill it with water and make a water balloon.

 

[Peggies]

Sometimes I like to fill it with water and make a water balloon.

Well, there you go.

 

[p_xavier]

Isn't that a bit like throwing out the rug because it could bei dirty underneath?

Most rugs are dirty, also why I'm not a carpet muncher.

 

[*Nightwing]

Most rugs are dirty, also why I'm not a carpet muncher.

You don't know what you are missing

 

[haxan7]

You don't know what you are missing

I love licking pussy

 

[Richard Packer]

I love licking pussy

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[p_xavier]

I love licking pussy

Kiss me!

 

[p_xavier]

It's 3 cups.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

It's 3 cups.

That's a good figure, yes. I would say 2 is the exact right amount of coffee at least.